fishing nets + cacti
'ADA/ Port Mafia!'
11:37 am
dazai: help
chuuya: no
kunikida: No
dazai: ):
akutagawa: with what?
atsushi: with?
akutagawa: gross
atsushi: shut up
gin: omg
dazai: im stuck in a fishing net~
chuuya: suffer
fukuzawa: Dazai. We have talked about this.
mori: oOooOohh someone's in troubleeee
dazai: yes we have president but it felt so wonderful to simply Float along the river waiting for death!!!
atsushi: until you got stuck
dazai: until i got stuck
higuchi: akutagawa-senpai... this is the man you want praise from?
gin: LMAO
akutagawa: shut up higuchi
atsushi: rude! it's not like she's wrong!
atsushi: no offense dazai-san
dazai: none taken <3
akutagawa:
higuchi: thank you
kunikida: Get back to work Dazai
dazai: IM STUCK
kajii: I CAN BLOW YOU UP WITH MY LEMON BOMBS AND YOU WILL BE SAVED!!!!!!!!!!!
chuuya: you'll also be dead. win win
dazai: no thank you
chuuya: damn
kyouka: i can go cut off the net but i would also cut off your head (:
atsushi: kyouka no!!!
kyouka: kyouka yes
kouyou: Yes, Kyouka dear. I have taught you well
atsushi: oh i-
dazai: OR someone can just come save me without hurting me
chuuya: like i said. suffer bitch
fukuzawa: Kunikida, please go rescue Dazai.
dazai: yayyyy president!!!!
kunikida: WHY ME?!
mori: or just leave him and the only choice he would have is to be saved by coming back to the mafia :)
dazai: id rather rot to death in this fishing net lmao but k
kunikida: Fine. I am on the way
gin: still dunno know who u r
akutagawa: he's the tall dude with the notebook and glasses
gin: oh so he's the one who likes to throw the tiger boy around
kunikida: Yes
atsushi: ... how do you know that
akutagawa: gin.
gin: ryuu.
atsushi: ????????
akutagawa: go do something jinko.
atsushi: like what?!
akutagawa: i don't care.
kyouka: come help me and kenji
atsushi: okay!!
dazai: IM S T I L L STUCK
kunikida: I WILL LEAVE YOU THERE IF YOU DONT SHUT UP
3:02 pm
kenji: I got a new plant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kenji: I need name ideas
tachihara: whats it look like
kenji: its a little cactus
gin: Burt
higuchi: um
atsushi: burt. i like that
akutagawa: no
naomi: I like that too uwu but also juni would be a nice name
junichirou: naomi stop
naomi: Im sorry what was that?
junichirou: nothing
yosano: stop. Also burt is nice
gin: thank u thank u
kenji: Their name is now burt!!!!!! thank you all
gin: HELL YES
atsushi: yay!!
dazai: KENJI LET ME SEE BURT PLEASE PLEASE
chuuya: YOU WILL KILL IT BEFORE YOU EVEN TOUCH IT SHITTY DAZAI
dazai: BURT BURT BURT BURT BURT
kenji: BURT BURT BURT BURT BURT
tachihara: BURT BURT BURT BURT BURT
gin: BURT BURT BURT BURT BURT
chuuya: i hate this. atsushi: burt <3
akutagawa: gin look what you have done
gin: BURT LMAO