Vegetarian
The clink of plates and the yell of delight that came from most people was enough to make someone deaf. It was a holiday, meaning the distribution of delicious meat. As well as plenty of vegetables. Everyone started to dig in when Armin noticed he had a larger heaping of meat on his plate.
He looked up and saw Kare discreetly filling up Eren's and Mikasa's plates as well. The two weren't looking, so it was better for him to do so.
Now that he thought about it, he did seem to favour fruits and vegetables more. Armin tapped his shoulder and asked, "Kare, are you a vegetarian?"
Jerking a bit, Kare stared at him. After a minute, he nodded in affirmation. "Yeah, kind of... I don't like meat that much so..."
"Huh... okay then, deer."
Kare sputtered, "D-Deer!?"
In the background, he could hear Mikasa shoving meat down Sasha's throat. Eren was being concerned.
"Deers are herbivores, you are a vegetarian. Same thing!"
"No!" Under his breath, Kare muttered, "That sounds like something Stacy would say to me..."
He raised his voice, but not that loud, "I eat meat, I just prefer vegetables! Like cauliflower, carrots!"
"Okay then, Chicken."
"Armin Arlert, you little shi—"
"Now I see!" Armin places his fist into his palm, "You are actually a rabbit!"
"ARMIN ARLERT!"