The Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into Reprise
The living room. The party is winding down, as Alix moves from guest to guest, flailing her arms
Alix: You got any Mountain Dew Red?!
Adrien finds Marinette on the couch, next to a passed out party monster
Marinette: Hey.
Adrien sits down next to the party monster
Adrien: Yo. So where is your date?
Marinette: He's having make-up sex with Chloe. So, my night's pretty awesome.
Adrien: Sorry.
Marinette: Don't be. I dumped him.
Alix: It looks like normal Mountain Dew? But red?!
Adrien: You dumped Jake? Why? Sorry, you don't have to....
Marinette: I'm not Juliet. And, he's kind of a jerk, so...
Alix: SERIOUSLY! WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET SOME MOUNTAIN DEW RED?
Marinette and Adrien stare at her. Then burst out laughing
Marinette: Popular people are meeeeeeessssed uuuup.
Adrien: Word.
Marinette: I mean, you're one of them.
Adrien: What? No I'm not.
Marinette: Hello, guy who's been pucking his way through the cast of Midsummer.
Adrien: I'm not— Pucking?
Marinette: You like that? Just made it up. Boo-yeah!... What?
Adrien: It's just... I don't know what I'm supposed to say right now.
Marinette: Say whatever's on your mind.
Adrien thinks hard, opens his mouth, and...
Adrien: Myeeee…
Marinette stares at him. Adrien cringes, embarrassed. Until...
Marinette: Blaaaaa!
Adrien: Woooaamp!
Marinette: Schweeeesh!
Suddenly, the party monster freaks them out by making their own weird noise. They laugh and relax
Marinette:
IT'S KINDA KILLER TO SIT AND CHAT WITH YOU
Adrien: Really?
Marinette:
IT'S TRUE
IT'S PRETTY KILLER TO SIT AND CHAT WITH YOU
Adrien:
IT'S PRETTY KILLER FOR ME TOO
Marinette/Adrien:
WOO HOO!
IT'S PRETTY KILLER TO HANG AND TALK WITH YOU
I'M GLAD THAT WE BOTH AGREE
Adrien:
CHRISTIIIIINE...
CHRISTIIIIINE...
CHRISTIIIIINE, WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?
Marinette: Jeremy, I...can't...
Adrien looks heartbroken. The audience can’t tell if he’s acting or not
Adrien: I thought we were friends—
Marinette: We are. But... I don't think I should go out with anyone until I know who I am. I know that's not what you wanted to... I'm sorry.
Marinette gets up and leaves. Alix, watching nearby, imitates an exploding bomb
Alix: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!... CRASH!... Got any Mountain Dew Red?
Adrien: Okay, this whole no-drinking-while-squipping thing? Would it have killed you to give me a warning?...Rachel? Are you okay?
Suddenly Alix rises, as if an on-switch in her brain has been flipped
Alix: Warning. Warning. Warning.
Alix walks away
Adrien: … Okay, that's weird.
A spotlight shines on Nathaniel and Marc
Nathaniel/Marc: Hello, Jeremy.
Adrien: About time!
Nathaniel: Our absence was not ideal. But it was necessary. One moment while we review the data from this evening… Oh my.
Marc: Oh no.
Adrien: It's bad, right?
Marc: We need to get you home.
Adrien: But—
Nathaniel: Now! Move!
Adrien runs out of the house
The scene switches to a basement setting. Alix is twitching, and holding her head in plain
Alix: Get outta my head you shitty-ass tic-tac!
A spotlight shines on her Squip. It’s Mireille dressed in a blue tank top, black leather jacket, black skinny jeans, and black pumps
Mireille: How do you plan to stop me, Rachel?
Alix looks around and spots a can of gasoline. She smirks
Alix: With this...
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