wright please stop stealing my phone

逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
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wright please stop stealing my phone
Summary
Kay: ok ik u said that I should stop swooping into open windows but ur face is v funny whn i do itKay: also why tf is my name like that mr edgeworth stop changing everyone's namesYe it's a chat ficBut it's a chatfic without That Man bc he still has his fucking flip phone
Note
phoenix get a phone istg and stop stealing miles' phonealso miles and phoenix are both engaged bc no more pining, they are gonna be marriedthanks ghost_333 for helping me write Sebastian bc I can't write shit and all this is a fever dream
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tortinos pizza rolls

fight me you fools
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known acquaintances: Maya Fey, Justine Courtney, Sebastian DeBeste, Franziska Von Karma, agent wolfman, Dick Gumshoe, The Great Thief, Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice, Klavier Gavin, Athena Cykes, Simon Blackquill, Nahyuta Sahdmadhi, Ema Skye, Trucy Wright
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Maya Fey: w

Maya Fey: what happened while I was eating

The Great Thief: someone took mr edgeworth's phone 

The Great Thief: and that someone deleted all their messages from his phone

The Great Thief: but he got it back

Maya Fey: how do u know that????

The Great Thief: i met him in his office :P

The Great Thief: anyways the person who took mr edgeworth's phone is called ryuichi and youll probably meet them sooner or later

Maya Fey: ????? ryuichi??? 

Klavier Gavin: It sounds Japanese 

Athena Cykes: who knows japanese

agent wolfman: delete that picture 

The Great Thief: no.♥️

agent wolfman: sleep with one eye open tonight

Simon Blackquill: Ryuichi means First Son of The Dragon

Athena Cykes: you kno japanese??

Athena Cykes: wait ur nickname's literally the twisted samurai 

Sebastian DeBeste: That sounds scary. 

Sebastian DeBeste: Oh! I have to go now! Justine is waiting! She's making me 'mac and cheese'. I have no idea what's that, but it sounds interestingly!

Sebastian DeBeste: Interesting! Am I correct?

Klavier Gavin: Ja! you're improving everyday

Sebastian DeBeste: :D

Sebastian DeBeste: This is what Kay taught me!

The Great Thief: I did and I'm so proud

Maya Fey: anyway 

Maya Fey: we do not tell edgeworth or nick about this

The Great Thief: why not???

Maya Fey: Nick's gonna find out from edgeworth if we tell him 

Maya Fey: then nick's gonna start fussing all over edgeworth

Maya Fey: and then they're gonna start being lovey dovey or grumpy 

Maya Fey: and I do not want to see any of those 

The Great Thief: mr edgeworth can be lovey dovey???? i want to see that

Maya Fey: it's weird but nick would be even more worse than edgeworth

Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: I can vouch for that

Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: Mr Wright didn't stop sighing for 6 hours straight

Maya Fey: he visited me at kurain and wouldn't stop talking about how handsome and smart and kind and gentle edgeworth is

Maya Fey: and then he started looking like pearly when he started blushing

Maya Fey: and for that I'll do this

Maya Fey changed Ngoh Man's name to Nintendo Switch

Maya Fey: can't wait to see a message from him

Ema Skye: I walked in on Mr Edgeworth groping Mr Wright yesterday

Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: I do not want to hear the details

Ema Skye: too bad ur getting them

Ema Skye: anyways when i walked into his office, i saw mr edgeworth squeezing mr wright's ass

Ema Skye: mr wright was complaining about mr edgeworth doing this to him at work but then he saw me and shrieked

Ema Skye: Mr Edgeworth was composed as always and he had the audacity to ask me what I was doing here

Ema Skye: and then I was like u summoned me and then he was like no I didn't so I left and started hearing mr wright complaining

Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: why must you do this 

Ema Skye: because

Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: I can't face Mr Wright anymore after hearing this

Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: And should you talk about him like this in the chat? He's in here after all

Ema Skye: I'll delete it afterwards

Ema Skye: plus he never checks here often

Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: Are you sure?

Ema Skye: positive

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