watch how much monster I can drink
fight me you fools
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known acquaintances: Maya Fey, Justine Courtney, Sebastian DeBeste, Franziska Von Karma, agent wolfman, Dick Gumshoe, The Great Thief, Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice, Klavier Gavin, Athena Cykes, Simon Blackquill, Nahyuta Sahdmadhi, Ema Skye, Trucy Wright
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Athena Cykes: How much Monster can a person drink before they die?
Klavier Gavin: Google it
Athena Cykes: Google isnt giving me results I need to know
Ema Skye: Do
Ema Skye: Do you wanna see what type of Monster is the most caffeinated
Athena Cykes: maybe
Ema Skye: meet me in my apartment at 2, I'll msg you the directions
Klavier Gavin: Why do you need to know this exactly
Athena Cykes: y'know how monster has coffee now right
Klavier Gavin: ja
Athena Cykes: I was thinking of buying the coffee and the drink and mixing them together
Trucy Wright: Daddy drank 20 cans of Monster without even knowing what it was because he said it had an addicting taste
Athena Cykes: excuse me wHAT
Trucy Wright: Yep I told him to stop after 4 cans but he didn't listen to me
Athena Cykes: Well that's a first
Klavier Gavin: pardon my language
Klavier Gavin: but how the fuck is Herr Wright not dead
Klavier Gavin: that much caffeine is a lethal dose
Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: you'll get used to Mr Wright being invincible
Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: Sometimes I even wonder if he's actually human
The Great Thief: excuse me but
The Great Thief: is it possible to recruit mr wright
The Great Thief: he could help me with
The Great Thief: stuff
Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: What stuff
The Great Thief:
Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: Kay what stuff
The Great Thief: I think I'll go try and recruit him
The Great Thief: see ya!
Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: KAY IF YOU GET INTO ILLEGAL THINGS AGAIN I'LL TELL MR EDGEWORTH NOT TO BAIL YOU OUT
Klavier Gavin: I wish that Sebastian wasn't in court rn, Kay would be preoccupied with hanging out with him
Maya Fey: I'll go tell Nick
Maya Fey: wait this is actually his first time meeting her
Maya Fey: oh shit
Maya Fey: KAY DONT SWOOP INTO ANY OPEN WINDOWS YOU'LL GIVE HIM A HEART ATTACK