talk of whether shi long lang is a furry when he's not here
fight me you fools
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known acquaintances: Maya Fey, Justine Courtney, Sebastian DeBeste, Franziska Von Karma, Agent Lang, Dick Gumshoe, Kay Faraday, Apollo Justice, Klavier Gavin, Athena Cykes, Simon Blackquill, Nahyuta Sahdmadhi, Ema Skye, Trucy Wright
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Nahyuta Sahdmadhi: I have met Agent Shi-Long Lang.
Nahyuta Sahdmadhi: His way of dressing and speaking...
Nahyuta Sahdmadhi: Is this another way of how you Japanlifornians dress and talk?
Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: no
Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: @The Great Thief u mentioned that u met him before right? can u explain 2 nahyuta ????
The Great Thief: oh lang?
The Great Thief: hes what we people call
The Great Thief: A Furry
Nahyuta Sahdmadhi: "A Furry"?
Nahyuta Sahdmadhi: What is this "Furry" thing you speak of?
The Great Thief: hol up
The Great Thief: The furry fandom is a subculture interested in anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics. Examples of anthropomorphic attributes include exhibiting human intelligence and facial expressions, speaking, walking on two legs, and wearing clothes.
The Great Thief: this has also given me an idea
The Great Thief: lang isn't online rn so i can do this
The Great Thief changed Agent Lang's name to agent wolfman
The Great Thief: for agent wolfman
The Great Thief: >:3
Trucy Wright: you have spoken the language of the furries
Trucy Wright: let us commence the ritual
Nahyuta Sahdmadhi: I am still very confused. Is a Furry a title of which is bestowed upon one who acts like an animal?
The Great Thief: i legitimately cannot explain further than lang's a furry
The Great Thief: just ask him if he's a furry and txt me his reply
Nahyuta Sahdmadhi: Once I discover what is a Furry, I will share this knowledge with Khura'in. I will take my leave now to investigate.
Ema Skye: who tf is lang and is he actually a furry
The Great Thief: ye he is
The Great Thief: ive seen him in action
The Great Thief: he fucking growls and he styles his hair after a wolf
Ema Skye: he could still really like wolves??? i mean those are valid points
The Great Thief: u don't understand
The Great Thief: i found his fursona while I was snooping around
Ema Skye: holy shit
Trucy Wright: you have to send it to us rn the balance of the universe depends on it
The Great Thief: what's in it for me
Trucy Wright: ur helping us find the truth of whether mr lang is a furry
Klavier Gavin: Though I would usually try to dissuade these violations of privacy
Klavier Gavin: I am very interested
The Great Thief: if wolfman comes after me?
Klavier Gavin: I would hide you in my office, ja?
The Great Thief: sweet I get to hide in someone's office again
The Great Thief: wolfman's fursona.jpg
The Great Thief: it has been done
Trucy Wright: omg
Trucy Wright: this is proof that he's one
The Great Thief: he can no longer deny it, the evidence speaks for itself
Ema Skye: This is one piece of evidence I cannot deny
Klavier Gavin: The Court finds Agent Lang
Klavier Gavin: G U I L T Y
Ema Skye: For the first time in my life I never thought I would say this
Ema Skye: gavin we may actually get along now
Klavier Gavin: why thank you Fräulein Skye
Klavier Gavin: Perhaps now you would accept my ear wrecking music, as you put it, into your cd collection, ja?
Ema Skye: never mind I take back what I said
Miles Edgeworth: Miss Skye, could you go to my office? I need to speak with you.
Ema Skye: Yes Mr Edgeworth!
Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: ema's gone now
Klavier Gavin: ah Apollo
Klavier Gavin: I need you to come back to my house
Maya Fey: klavier and polly getting it on
Maya Fey: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: ms fey I'm begging you
Klavier Gavin: maybe, if he agrees ;)
Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: kLAVIER NOT IN HERE
Klavier Gavin: I'll take that as a no
Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: I didn't say that
Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: I'll be over in 10
Klavier Gavin: wonderful! I'll see you later schatzi ❤️
Miles Edgeworth: Prosecutor Gavin, do you have a valid reason for why you aren't in your office?
Klavier Gavin: Mr Edgeworth, I am in my office?
Miles Edgeworth: I...see.
Miles Edgeworth: My apologies.
Dick Gumshoe: Hiya pals! Mr Edgeworth can't find his phone, so call me and let me know if you find it!
The Great Thief: wait what
Miles Edgeworth: whoops
The Great Thief: who are you!!! what are you doing with mr edgeworth's phone!!
Miles Edgeworth: ah damn it
Miles Edgeworth: I didn't get to do as much as I wanted
Miles Edgeworth: but that's alright since I can now do this
Miles Edgeworth changed their name to Ngoh Man
Ngoh Man: hehehe
The Great Thief: you should give back mr edgeworth's phone!! before I steal it back from you!!
Ngoh Man: relax, he'll have it back by this evening
The Great Thief: how do I know if you'll keep ur promise?
Ngoh Man: ur visiting him at his office in the evening when he's packing up
The Great Thief: how did you know that!
The Great Thief: also I can't keep calling you mr edgeworth's phone burglar so what can I call u
Ngoh Man: hmm
Ngoh Man: you can call me Ryuichi
The Great Thief: fine then Ryuichi
The Great Thief: But if I don't see his phone with him
The Great Thief: im gonna find you
Ngoh Man: yeowch that one actually terrified me
Ngoh Man: but I will give it back
Ngoh Man: I promise.
The Great Thief: I'm trusting you on this.