klavier stop sucking face and get back to ur paperwork
fight me you fools
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known acquaintances: Maya Fey, Justine Courtney, Sebastian DeBeste, Franziska Von Karma, Agent Lang, Dick Gumshoe, Kay Faraday, Apollo Justice, Klavier Gavin, Athena Cykes, Simon Blackquill, Nahyuta Sahdmadhi, Ema Skye, Trucy Wright
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Kay: ok ik u said that I should stop swooping into open windows but ur face is v funny whn i do it
Kay: also why tf is my name like that mr edgeworth stop changing everyone's names
Kay changed their name to the great thief
the great thief: it didn't fucking let me add in more I hate the word count
Justine Courtney: On the contrary, I prefer your real names so that other people won't be confused.
Justine Courtney changed the great thief's name to Ms Faraday
Ms Faraday: nooooooooo ms courtney I thought u were cooooolllll
Ms Faraday changed their name to The Great Thief
The Great Thief: please don't change this i promise i'll stop scaring sebbie tdy
Justine Courtney: You should not be scaring Sebastian at all, Miss Faraday.
Justine Courtney: But I'll allow it.
Apollo Justice: KLAVIER STOP CALLING ME HERR FOREHEAD AND MAKING FUN OF MY HEIGHT
Apollo Justice: DO U WANT ME TO COME OVER THERE N PUNCH U
Klavier Gavin: Nein Herr Forehead, I'm very sure you can't reach me ;)
Apollo Justice: THATS IT
Agent Lang: Lang Zi says: Those who chase in anger, do not catch their prey easily.
Ema Skye: enough with ur lang zi shit
Ema Skye: get his ass apollo
Klavier Gavin: I would like to see him try, ja?
Klavier Gavin: my, Herr Forehead seems to be very unhappy ajabwhqjjwbqjajaj
Ema Skye: go apollo go
Sebastian DeBeste: I am at the courtroom right now and a small angry red dressed man has cackled Prosecutor Gavin.
Sebastian: Should I be worried? Do I palm the small man down?
Justine Courtney: Sebastian, it's tackled and calm.
Sebastian DeBeste: Thank you Justine. I'm very sorry!
Ema Skye: dw about it
Ema Skye: dont calm the angry man
Ema Skye: btw that's apollo
Ema Skye: send footage as wel
Sebastian DeBeste: But as a prosecutor, I should not let this blight happen!
Justine Courtney: Sebastian, it's fight not blight.
Sebastian DeBeste: Not again! Justine, thank you for correcting me!
The Great Thief: sebbie it's okay if u mix words up! we're nvr gonna throw u under the bus!
Miles Edgeworth: Verily Sebastian.
Miles Edgeworth: I am rather glad that you continue to improve each day.
Sebastian DeBeste: Thank you Mr Edgeworth, I promise I won't let you down!!
Athena Cykes: guys i love the sentiment but i think apollo killed klavier
Sebastian DeBeste: Oh! They're both on the floor.
Sebastian DeBeste: I think their faces are really close to each other's?
Athena Cykes: ask apollo to stop sucking face and come back to the waa
Sebastian DeBeste: I have done so!
Apollo Justice: aTHENA STFU
Apollo Justice: DONT U AND JUNIPER DO THE SAME THING
Athena Cykes: WELL AT LEAST I DONT SNOG HER EVERY MINUTE
Klavier Gavin: It seems that Apollo can't resist me ;)
Apollo Justice: KLAVIER-
Klavier Gavin: That is my name
Apollo Justice: u know that's not what I meant
Miles Edgeworth: Mr Gavin, have you finished your paperwork? Because you seem to be fond of escaping it every chance you get.
Klavier Gavin: I'll see u later Apollo
Trucy Wright changed Apollo Justice's name to Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice
Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: Trucy why must you continue to do this
Trucy Wright: >:P
Polly: Tiny Cricket Of Justice: btw, why isn't Mr Wright in here? I would have assumed he would be added??
Trucy Wright: Daddy still has his flip phone, so he can't text anyone
Trucy Wright: Papa Miles has tried to get him to get a new phone but Daddy is really stubborn when he wants to be
Miles Edgeworth: Indeed. Wright is as stubborn as a goat when it comes to things like these, even Trucy could not convince him.
Athena Cykes: damn boss
Athena Cykes: but what happens if he's in danger?? he can't even text us if he needs anything???
Miles Edgeworth: That was one of the arguements that I brought up. Needless to say, it did not work.
Simon Blackquill: Wright-dono is not very good at keeping himself safe, thus I agree with him getting a phone
Simon Blackquill: There have been records of dangerous incidents involving him
Simon Blackquill: He also has many enemies who would love to see him in harm's way
Miles Edgeworth: Verily. However he does not want to listen.
Simon Blackquill: His loss
The Great Thief: mr edgeworth!!! when will we get to see That Man??? gummy and I are very curious!!
Miles Edgeworth: ......
Miles Edgeworth: You'll never see him.
The Great Thief: aw mannnnn!
Maya Fey: what would nick say once he knows about That Man? cmon just tell us!!
Miles Edgeworth: Never. That is the end of this discussion.
Miles Edgeworth: I shall take my leave now, good day to all of you.
Maya Fey: coward