great but poorly executed prompts-pt 6
Natasha: thank you for putting up with me last night. i was an asshole. thank you for your kindness. you’re an amazing partner and i’m so lucky to have you.
Maria: i hit you with a pillow until you stopped crying and trying to murder Barton.
Natasha: and it was exactly what i needed
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Maria: have you made the bed yet
Natasha: yes. i have also done the groceries and restocked the fridge, fixed the plinth, sharpened the kitchen knives and our personal knives, fed Liho, cut her nails, taken a bath, done the laundry, cleaned the bathroom, driven the car to the garage and the carwash, vacuum cleaned the living room and the bedroom, and i bought you your favorite chocolate.
Maria: i love you
Natasha: you should, i’m a goddamn miracle.
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Natasha: Masha i did something bad
Maria: what is it this time
Maria: is Clint involved
Maria: Clint is involved isn’t he
Natasha: yeah... i accidentally married him
Maria: YOU DID WHAT
Maria: HOW can you accidentally marry someone?
Natasha: we were drunk and thought it’d be funny
Maria: how do i say this
Maria: geez never have i ever thought i’d text this to someone but...
Maria: GET A DIVORCE
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“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” Natasha shouts, barely able to contain her laughter as she slowly but surely pushes the pie in her fiancée’s face, enjoying every second of it.
“what the hell?!” Maria jumps out of bed, quickly wiping the bangs out of her face. “why did you do that?” she asks as she sprints to the bathroom. she tries not to breathe in through her nose, since it’s full of whipping cream.
Natasha has thrown herself back on the bed, laughing so hard her face turned red.
an indignant Maria returns from the bathroom, water dripping off her face and with a stern look in her eyes. she puts her hands on her hips. “you haven’t answered my question yet.”
“Today is the day i get to prank you anytime i want. Clint’s idea.” Natasha clutches her stomach, wheezing at the thought of the amazing pranks she has spend months to set up. “he’s... he’s just outside.”
the brunette storms out the room. seconds later, the door is opened and someone gets slapped across the face. Natasha flinches slightly as she hears Clint yell “ow!” but she quickly returns to laughing.
just outside, Clint Barton gets kicked in the nuts. he groans and lowers to the ground. “okay, okay.. mercy.” Maria’s hands return to her hips.
Natasha has sneaked to the bathroom and pulled a bucket filled with water from the cabinets under the sink. she gets back to the bedroom puts the bucket on the door with help from a stool, then slides back under the covers. she quietly snickers. this one is a classic, but that doesn’t mean she won’t enjoy it.
her fiancée opens the door moments later, already having opened her mouth in an outburst but she’s cut off when both the bucket and the water land on her head. Natasha starts laughing again. Maria yelps in surprise and freezes.
Natasha fetches a towel and throws it at her.
the brunette catches it with a mischievous smirk. Natasha, who decides she doesn’t like that smirk, only has a few seconds to curl up in a ball and make a sound in protest before she’s wrapped in a soaking wet hug.