Great but poorly executed prompts-pt 4
Maria wakes up and tries to stretch out her stiff limbs, but is being held back by an immovable force. she opens her eyes and stretches her neck to look down at her body. “what the-“
Natasha snorts. the redhead is leaning against the wall on the opposite side of the room, looking at the comical sight of her girlfriend all wrapped up in blue ribbons that perfectly compliment the shade of her eyes. she has tied Maria up nice and tight, so that the brunette is unable to move in any way. “happy Valentine’s Day, babe.”
Maria shoots Natasha one of her signature murder glares. “a box of chocolates would’ve done it, really.” she scoffs.
the redhead rolls her eyes at that. “but where is the fun in that?”
“well, my limbs wouldn’t hurt and i’d have something nice to eat.”
“Yeah but now I have something nice to eat.” Natasha smirks mischievous.
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“Uh.. Maria?” Natasha glances down at the enormous huntsman spider staring at her from one corner of the shower as she waits for her fiancé to come.
“Yeah?” The brunette steps into the bathroom and follows Natasha’s gaze...
....and then she freaks.
“OH MY GOD!!!” She drops the towel and the toilet paper on the ground and jumps back with her hands in the air, tripping over the threshold and crashing against the door that falls open against the stairs, causing Maria to fall backwards on the ground hard.
Natasha, who had quickly stepped backwards as soon as her fiancé noticed the giant spider, quickly helps her up, keeping an eye on the animal that had startled too.
Maria crawled back into the hallway with a pained expression on her face, gripping the back of her head and squeezing her eyes shut.
“Please remove the thing.” The brunette says. Natasha makes her way to her kitchen to grab a big glass jar and carefully swoops the spider in, together with it’s best full of eggs. She can’t help but hold it very closely to Maria’s face as she passes by to place the poor animal outside. Maria flinches back.
Natasha returns with an icepack, wrapping her fiancé in a hug and pressing a soft kiss along with the icepack to the bult on Maria’s head.
“Please don’t ever do that again.”
“Do what?” The redhead asks innocently.
Maria huffs. “you could’ve perfectly handled the beast without me.”
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Maria: want to go shopping tomorrow?
Natasha: yeah sure Abby
Natasha: *Baby
Maria is typing....
Natasha: oh shit here we go