M&N’s whatsapp conversations
Thursday December 21st 11:54
Maria: Where are u?
Natasha: kitchen
Maria: can u feed cat
Natasha: i mean garage
Maria: can u fix car
Natasha: bathroom
Maria: clean toilet
Natasha: Idaho
Maria: buy potatoes
Natasha: hedgehog shelter
Maria: Natasha no
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Thursday December 21st 14:37
Maria: can u buy milk and potatoes
Natasha: yeah
Maria: write it down
Natasha: no l’ll remember
Maria: ok
46 minutes later
Natasha: babe I got the groceries
Maria: yea?
Natasha: yea
Maria: so what did u buy
Natasha: ...panda
Maria:😔
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Wednesday June 4th 16:11
Natasha: Maria Steve fucked up
Maria: you sure it was Steve and not you?
Natasha: ouch
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Wednesday June 11th 17:20
Maria: what do u want for dinner
(Natasha is typing...)
Maria: wrong answer you want soup for dinner
Maria: what do you want to watch during dinner?
(Natasha is typing...)
Maria: that was a rhetorical question
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Thursday June 12th 9:18
Maria: you forgot to turn the tv off last night
Natasha: no i didn’t.....
Natasha: ....Liho wanted to watch Tom&Jerry
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Monday 30 September 16:08
Natasha: i have good news&bad news
Maria: bad news first
Natasha: a penguin pooped in the tub
Maria: we don’t own a penguin??
Natasha: and now the good news:)
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Tuesday 27 October 13:29
Maria: ughh there’s a kid here and he is just like you
Natasha: badass?
Natasha: amazing?
Natasha: fantastic?
Natasha: SUPER COOL???
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Tuesday 27 October 14:34
Natasha: where’s the people opener?
Maria: did you just refer to the kitchen knife as “people opener”?
Natasha: should i not have?
Natasha: but where is it?
Natasha: oh wait, i found one of my own knives
Maria: how many knives do you have exactly?
Natasha: idk, a bunch in my jacket, few strapped to my legs and arms, some in my pants pockets, two in each boot.... just in case.
Maria: just in case what? just in case you have to go undercover as porcupine?
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Saturday December 23th 19:31
Natasha: i have a horrible, horrible idea
Natasha: Bruce asked us to go to the opera with him tomorrow, but we might be able to sneak out and go to that cute little Christmas market thing i showed you. it’s right around the corner from the Opera House.
Maria: sigh
Maria: at least you’re not planning to attack an earth.
Natasha: no, that would be a disaster
Natasha: but i’d so much prefer that over Opera