McGonagall Crashes Out
(This is a short chapter)
In Hogwarts Staff ✨
Monday:
11:30 PM
dumbbell:
Alright everyone!
Staff meeting!!!
MinnieMoo has “stormed” into the GC
MinnieMoo:
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF DOLORES UMBRIDGE IF I SEE OR HEAR HER TORTURE ANY OF STUDENTS SHE WAS GOING TO GET A BIDDY BOP BANK ON THE HEAD
THIS BETTER BE ABOUT DOLORES UMBRIDGE, ALBUS.
I SAW THAT PIECE OF PINK PORCUPINE GETTING HER REVENGE ON ARLAN SKYWOODS
dumbbell:
Yeesh
A bit harsh would you say?
What did that. . .
What did Pink Pomegranate do to my boy?
MinnieMoo:
IF SHE TOUCHES HIM AGAIN I WILL HAVE HER FALL OFF THE STAIRS OF HOGWARTS
Oh yeah, she strangled him with a vine - and that wasn’t a spell then what is?
SevvyBayee:
A vine you say?
. . .
She didn’t happen to steal one of my potions to grow that did she?
MinnieMoo:
Were you working on a new potion, Severus?
SevvyBayee:
Yes
A growth potion to speed up the growth of plants
Mainly vines
MinnieMoo:
See this is why I should have helped pick on the defense against the dark arts teacher!
Your fault, Ablus!
Your fault!
dumbbell:
Don’t you go telling people - it was not my fault!
You were suggesting someone way worse, Minerva!
And she was better after the last one anyways!!!
>:((((((
MinnieMoo:
I’ll be personally sending a howler everytime
Dolores hurts any of my students
And then make it explode in her face
SevvyBayee:
You go, Minerva
Also
Why are we here for another meeting?
dumbbell:
Because I wanted to play “Looks like”
But
We now have officially have a staff meeting up on hands
But first -
Have you roasted her enough yet, Minerva?
MinnieMoo:
. . .
I’m uncertain that I have roasted her enough, Albus
But this is technically something we need to discuss about -
JabbaTheHut:
Ahem
MinnieMoo:
OH I’M GOING TO START BEEF WITH YOU
dumbbell:
GO MINERVA!