The Tea is Scolding Scalding
Current Time: 12:21
Lunch Time at Hogwarts. . .
(I want to give a quick credit to Chanwills0 for creating this amazing “fight” scene with Minvera and Umbridge. I don’t think she uses a03)
It was another relaxing day for the students at Hogwarts. So far, no detentions from Dolores Umbridge, which the students thanked for. However, the absence of the staff members didn’t surprise them.
The staff members are usually together or in their classrooms preparing for their next lessons and classes. Rowan and Arlan were sitting next to each other at the Gryffindor table, as always, with Rowan rubbing his boyfriend’s back, which still hurts after Umbridge’s supposed “revenge.” It was relatively quiet during lunch, just a few conversations here and there, until. . .
“What’s that noise?” Harry asked, straining his ears to hear whatever it was. Footsteps could be heard, running towards the Great Hall.
“Sounds a bit like Dumbledore -” Hermione began before the doors banged open, revealing Professor Dumbledore who had a huge smile.
“OMG LADS - IT’S HAPPENING!” Dumbledore yelled.
“What’s happening?” Harry asked, standing up with his friends.
“Minnie and Umbridge round 2! Fight! It’s a real fight!” Dumbledore said, before heading back out of the Great Hall. “Come on, the tea is SCALDING!”
“Oh, here we go,” Harry said, standing up.
That got the attention of multiple students. All of them stood up, wanting to see this fight happen and go down in history.
The students were gathered around at the bottom of the stairs where Professor McGonagall and “Professor” Umbridge were having beef with each other. Arlan did the most boy thing to do whenever there was a fight - he pulled out his phone and started recording.
“Minerva I think you’re just a big -” Dolores started.
“Were you going to call me a pussy because I’m a cat?” Professor McGonagall asked, and that shut her up real quick. “Imaginative. . . now listen here you little hobbit - I will backhand you down these stairs!”
“WOO!”
“You DON’T turn up at MY school and start cutting up MY children!” Professor McGonagall shouted.
“Sorry, who’s school?” Professor Dumbldeodre asked.
“I will SHOVE those quills where the SUN don’t shine!” Professor McGonagall shouted.
“Fred.”
“George.”
“Harry.”
“I have spoken to Cornelius and -” Professor Umbridge began.
“Again with the FUDGE THRUST! It’s EMBARRASSING!” Professor McGonagall complained. “You are a spiteful slug and nobody wants to spend any time in your vicinity. Spreading your evil in our castle! NO WONDER FILCH FOLLOWS YOU WITH A MOP.”
“I’ll follow you,” Filch said, to prove her point.
“AHHHH - ITS SO NASTY,” Professor Dumbledore stated.
“Next time, I’ll have you,” Professor Umbridge replied.
“I’m quaking,” Professor McGonagall said simply. And with that, Arlan stopped recording before he was caught, and hid away his phone. Professor McGonagall told the students to get back to their lunches, and they did. Lunch wasn’t as quiet as it was before - now that right after Professor McGonagall roasted Dolores Umbridge.
In the Gryffindor table, Arlan then sends the video to the group chat with Percy in it, without any context, and puts his phone away.
In SECRETS HAVE BEEN LEAKED GC:
Time:
12:40 PM
dreamcatcher:
[posted 1 video attachment]
seaweedbrain:
What’s this?
wisegirl:
Watch it
It’s actually good
seaweedbrain:
Awww
No spoilers?
goat_legs:
It’s a roast battle, Perce
Between the Professors at. . . Hogwarts right, Annabeth?
wisegirl:
Mhm.
Hulk (Clarisse):
Oooooh
Thanks Arlan
Now I can use these roasts on Percy
seaweedbrain:
RUDE :(
Hulk:
Hehehehehehe
Loser
seaweedbrain:
:(
dreamcatcher is online
dreamcatcher:
Skank
seaweedbrain:
Rude