Quidditch For Days
In SECRETS HAVE BEEN LEAKED GC:
23 People Online
Saturday
8:30 AM
seaweedbrain:
If 23 people are online. . .
Who’s offline?
wisegirl:
That would be Harry, Ron, and Rowan
Why are they offline?
books4life:
They’ve got Quidditch Practice
lightning_bolt:
What’s that?
And I thought you said their brooms were locked up?
nevillelovesplants:
Professor McGonagall unlocked their brooms and burned Umbridge
By burn, I mean, “roast” her.
seaweedbrain:
She’s that bad of a professor?
Huh
What does Quidditch practice look like?
books4life:
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yourtoolfixer:
Yoooo
Rowan looks sick on a broom!
And those robes. . .
COOLSOME
seaweedbrain:
Does this sport have cheerleaders?
Like any other sport within the mortal community?
books4life:
Nope
The students are the cheerleaders
Since we’re so loud during the games
Their next game is 3 weeks from now
Angelina is going to lead them to victory
Just like Oliver
seaweedbrain:
Who’s Angelina?
books4life:
The current Captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch Team
Online, she goes by:
chaser_7
Because her player number is 7
And she’s a chaser
wisegirl:
You said their next game is in 3 weeks
Do you think you can ask your professor if we can come and see it?
I mean, the mist has been altered by Hecate
books4life:
I’ll see
Professor McGonagall would most likely agree
So would Dumbledore
Umbridge. . .
No cares about her
nevillelovesplants:
Nobody does
seaweedbrain:
You said Professor McGonagall was roasting her
Right?
Kkk
Just a thought, when are those three finished with Quidditch Practice?
books4life:
Uhhhh
Soon?
Hard to tell
Angelina’s doing the same training schedule as Oliver would, but a little less stricter.
nevillelovesplants:
When Oliver was here,
He’d wake the team up at 6:30 in the morning
Crack of dawn
But now that Angelina has taken over. . .
They are doing practice at a reasonable time
sunshine is online
sunshine:
I just got back from class
And
Waking up at 6:30 in the morning?
Is it forced?
Cause if it was, that is either a reasonably good time or not
books4life:
For Quidditch Practice?
It is. . . but all three of them - Ron, Harry, and Rowan
They face a lot of dangers along with me and Arlan.
Sooooooo
Nightmares for days I guess
That’s what we’ve been having
Ever since you-know-who has returned
wisegirl:
Wait
books4life:
No
Don’t say his full name
Please
wisegirl:
I’m smart enough to know not to
Anyways
Care to send us a bit more of their quidditch practice?
books4life:
Of course :)
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yourtoolfixer:
You can’t deny that they look so cool on brooms
:0000000000000
pipes:
Have to agree with Leo over here
Rowan looks hot on it
lightning_bolt:
I think you should watch what you’re saying, pipes
We never know
That if Arlan is truely online
seaweedbrain:
He’s not
See?
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pipes:
I’m always right
:D
Oh yeah
Hermione
books4life:
What’s up?
pipes:
How long do Quidditch Practice usually take?
books4life:
Depending on the Captain
The last one they had was a took a total toll on them
Quidditch Practices start at 6:30 in the morning and then stop at 7, before breakfast is served.
But it resumes for another extra hour at 8 and then classes officially start at 9
pipes:
Damnnnnnnnnnnn
seaweedbrain:
That’s a lot
A lot of practice just for Quidditch
books4life:
You’re right
But it is a Saturday
And Angelina has taken full advantage of that
Get the team running for the new season
Their next game is 3 weeks from now and on a Friday
And it’s Gryffindor vs Slytherin
seaweedbrain:
I heard that there’s a stereotype that all Slytherins are evil
Is that true?
wisegirl:
Wow, Percy
Never knew you could ask such a good question
seaweedbrain:
Shut up
books4life:
I mean
It depends
It’s usually the parents who came before their children
Meh
Stereotypes
In Students Who Hate Umbridge:
Sunday
Time:
4:50 PM
books4life:
Have any of y’all seen Rowan or Arlan anywhere?
foodlover:
They’re cuddling. . .
In bed
books4life:
Ah
I suppose it’s their nap time?
Makes sense
I heard those two stayed up all night strategizing for the next Quidditch Match
theboywholived:
Hermione
How tf did you hear them strategizing
All the way from the girl’s dorm?
books4life:
I was informed
So. . . yeah
theboywholived:
. . .
Meh
That’s totally fine
We’re going to beat those Slytherins this season
Angie’s got us covered
Right Angie?
chaser_7 is online
chaser_7:
Absolutely
Though I don’t think my Quidditch Practices are enough
We’ll have to create another GC
With our former Quidditch Captain
And without the Slytherins using our stuff
Panson:
Rude!
chaser_7:
I’m stating facts, Parkinson
theboywholived:
I’ll create another GC then
theboywholived has created a new group chat
theboywholived has added, @chaser_7, @spinny, @redbell, @foodlover, @Left Twix, @Right Twix, @nightmare, @dreamcatcher, @books4life, @dragonlover, @quidditch4life, @booknerdweasley, @originalredhead, @oldestchild.
theboywholived has renamed the Group Chat to Quidditch Strats
theboywholived:
That’s better
I also thought adding in Percy, Charlie, and Lee would help us
After all
Percy lived with Oliver for the past 7 years during their time at Hogwarts
And you wouldn’t think that he gave Oliver those brilliant ideas to help Gryffindor win.
quidditch4life:
You’re not wrong
Percy has given me some of those ideas
And you wouldn’t think he’s interested in Quidditch
I mean he did help Angie when we lost 2 chasers for the final
Percy played chaser himself
And so did Rowan
Remember your first ever Quidditch match as a replacement chaser?
nightmare is online
nightmare:
I definitely did
A shocking to see Percy playing
And by helping, Oliver
You dragged him into it
quidditch4life:
Not true!
booknerdweasley:
Tis true
You dragged me to it
theboywholived:
Ha
Even Percy agreed
Also Rowan
When did you wake up?
nightmare:
I –
I thought you were here in our dorm
theboywholived:
Nope
I am with Hermione and Ron
We’re just hanging out
nightmare:
Oh
Anyways
I woke up 2 minutes ago
Hey Oliver
Do you think this plan should be fine?
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quidditch4life:
Hmmmmm
Use Fred and George to keep the bludgers going – keep the blugers away from the Chasers
All players play in the Traditional 7. . .
You know what?
I’m going to ask Percy
booknerdweasley:
I’m busy though. . .
Ministry Work
quidditch4life:
Awww :(
Please????
booknerdweasley:
Schedule an appointment -
quidditch4life:
Can’t I just come over to your flat?
Please????
:((((((((((
booknerdweasley:
No
Not now
I’m not even home!
quidditch4life:
Kys
booknerdweasley:
OLLIE!
YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH FOR SAYING SUCH VAUGE LANGUAGE
quidditch4life:
fuck