Staff Meeting
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Wednesday
9:45 AM
dumbbell:
Alright everyone we need to have a bit of a staff meeting
MinnieMoo:
Albus.
No.
I have a class to teach.
Not now.
Transfigurations are important and the students have to write a 2 page essay on how to turn a rat into a glass cup.
Dumbbell:
Come on, Minerva!
It’s important!!!!
More important than Transfigurations!
SevvyBayee:
My students are currently working on their potions
And I will be leaving them alone for about 1 hour
That should be enough time for. . .
Whatever this meeting Dumbledore has called upon.
dumbbell:
Thank you for leaving your students, Severus
Popcorn:
I was in the middle of treating Glimrose’s injuries
The poor boy now has to wait until the meeting is over
Hoochie Mama:
I’ve told him not to fly that fast.
Wait - actually
His broom was locked up by Jabba
How the hell did he get injured if he wasn’t flyin?
Popcorn:
Jabba’s detention
She tortured him to the rim.
There’s blood everywhere on his back.
When can we get rid of her?
dumbbell:
Uhhh. . . .
Not now, Popcorn
MinnieMoo:
She’s hurting the students!
dumbbell:
✨I don’t care ✨
Anyways:
Let me do a quick attendance!
MinnieMoo?
MinnieMoo:
Here
dumbbell:
SevvyBayee?
SevvyBayee:
Here
dumbbell:
Hoochie Mama?
Hoochie Mama:
Yup
dumbbell:
Popcorn?
Popcorn:
Here
dumbbell:
Lil Fil?
Lil Fil:
Good morning everyone :)
MinnieMoo:
Good morning, Filius
SevvyBayee:
Meh
dumbbell:
Not when I’m taking attendance!
This is serious! >:(
HaggaSuarusRex?
HaggaSuarusRex:
Alrigh’
dumbbell:
Shouty Sprouty?
Shouty Sprouty:
Present and correct!
dumbbell:
Don’t drop your phone in the dirt, Mona
BugEyesMcGee?
BugEyesMcGee:
Helloooooo
dumbbell:
And last but not least. . .
Jabba The Hut?
Jabba?
. . .
Jabba?
Are you done torturing the poor students?
Jabba?
Dolores, you’re Jabba - remember?
JabbaTheHut is online
JabbaTheHut:
I beg your pardon!?
MinnieMoo:
Ah, there she is
SevvyBayee:
My detention skills are tingling. . .
Did you give another student detention?
And why is your nose bleeding?
JabbaTheHut:
That?
A student had punched me in the nose for torturing his boyfriend once again!
Can you believe it?
And I gave him detention again
dumbbell:
Is she referring to my little boy Arlan?
SevvyBayee:
Yup
That boy has gotten detention for not holding his anger in
Again.
This is also his 4th time in detention with Dolores goes for several reasons:
1: Punching Crabbe for mocking his bf.
2: Punching some random Slytherin student who decided to mess with his Glimrose
3: Kicking Draco’s ass, for unknown reasons
And this is his 4th one with her.
But this time he punched Jabba so. . . . I’ll be generous and give Gryffindor 60 points :)
dumbbell:
WOOO!
GO, GO, GRYFFINDOR!! GO, GO!
JabbaTheHut:
UH -
EXCUSE ME, SEVERUS!?
SevvyBayee:
You are excused, Dolores
MinnieMoo:
Update:
I gave up on teaching these students
They were curious about what I was doing
So y’all are now on-screen on the blackboard
dumbbell:
My fellow Gryffindors are watching and reading the Staff Meeting???? :0
OI - INCLUDING THE SLYTHERINS!? >:0
Minerva, you know Staff Meetings are important
And private
MinnieMoo:
Ehhhhhhh
Your fault for calling a staff meeting on the phone.
And
Nobody cares
SevvyBayee:
✨neglect✨
dumbbell:
Both of you teaming up on me??? :(
No matter - we have a matter to discuss
Popcorn:
I just finished treating Rowan for his injuries
This better be about Dolores being fired, Albus
I don’t need any more students with bleeding backs that read, “Half-Blood”!
Or: “Traitor”
Or: “Muggleborn”
Or: “Demigod”
Actually that last part might not be true. Ignore that one.
dumbbell:
On his back?????
:0
Minerva I think you should go and burn her
MinnieMoo:
You mean roast her?
I can do that
And both Slytherin and Gryffindor students will be watching us go back and forth, Albus.
dumbbell:
Nearly forgot you also teach the Slytherin students now.
That doesn’t matter now -
Burn Dolores!
JabbaTheHut:
Excuse me?
MinnieMoo:
You’re not excused, Dolores
Actually no
Wait no, you ARE excused
Now please leave before I find you and get to burn you :)
JabbaTheHut:
. . .
Fuck you
MinnieMoo:
Language!
BugEyeMcGee:
No one here cares about the use of nonsense language anymore
MinnieMoo:
I guess you’re right.
JabbaTheHut has left the Hogwarts Staff ✨
dumbbell:
WOOO
DOLORES WILL GET BURNED SOON
SevvyBayee:
What was the whole point of this meeting?
dumbbell:
To team up against Dolores and roast her until she is pulled towards Azkaban
:DDDDDDDDD
Lil Fil:
Sounds self-explanatory
I myself don’t have the time to do that personally
Minerva should be the one who roasts her.
All in favor of Minerva said “I”
@everyone:
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