Hear Me Out
In Students Who Hate Umbridge:
Wednesday
3:30 PM
[Break Time at Hogwarts]
theboywholived:
I’m bored
Let’s play “Hear Me Out”
books4life:
That game where you have to explain your previous crushes that needs explaining?
While everyone else is judging you?
Or potentially agreeing with you?
theboywholived:
Yes :D
books4life:
I’m in :D
I’m bored anyways
theboywholived:
You read books - you’re never bored
books4life:
I’m on a break :D
Left Twix:
I’m in
Right Twix:
Absolutely >:)
This can be used for blackmail later
Dray:
All of the Slytherins in this gc are in
Zucchini:
Indeed
Panson:
Mhm!
Deadric:
Sounds fun
I’m in as well!
Loonie:
Oooooh.
Oh yes, I’m definitely in!
dreamcatcher:
I’m in as well.
Rowan would be in too, but he’s currently asleep and I don’t want to wake him.
theboywholived:
Picture proof?
books4life:
You don’t have to listen to Harry, Arlan
He’s being stupid
Doesn’t know when to stop looking around in ppl’s love lives
theboywholived:
Le GAsP
RUDE
AND I DO NOT LOOK INTO OTHER PEOPLE’S LOVE LIVES!!!!
books4life:
Don’t.
You don’t need to, Arlan
dreamcatcher:
It doesn’t matter, ‘Mione :P
I’m going to post it anyway.
[post 1 attachment photo]
theboywholived:
:00000000000
He’s cute when he cuddles up with you
dreamcatcher:
Reminder he is mine, Potter
And mine only
I’m not sharing
oldestchild:
Good to know
Anyways, I’m joining in on “Hear Me Out”
booknerdweasley:
I guess I’ll play too?
I have nothing better to do anyways
I’m on a break from doing Ministry work
Right Twix:
Percy on a break?
Ain’t no way :0
booknerdweasley:
I take breaks, George
I don’t just continue working my arse off
dragonlover:
Now what happened to the Percy I know?
originalredhead:
Yeah, what happened to him?
booknerdweasley:
I’m still the same Percy!
Haven’t changed
Besides, I’m trying a new routine
dragonlover:
Good for you, Perce!
Good for you
chaser_7:
Yup, I’m in too
Spinny:
Same!
redbell:
Can’t wait to hear the interesting crushes y’all have
theboywholived:
Alright!
Let’s start!
books4life:
I’ll begin:
Hear me out: Victor Krum
theboywholived:
The guy I went up against in the TriWizard Tournament?
books4life:
Yes
Loonie:
That’s a good one, ‘Mione
I don’t think you need to explain that one
A lot of people have crushes on that guy – being a Quidditch Star, y’know?
books4life:
I’m not judged – I’ll take that as a win
theboywholived:
Alright, alright
My turn:
Hear me out: Cedric Diggory
Deadric:
Me???
Panson:
You’re not as bad as a crush, Diggory
Cho’s lucky she’s got you
Treat her well
Deadric:
Huh
Don’t worry - I’ll treat her well
Anyways, Harry, do you need to explain why you had me as a crush?
theboywholived:
You’re a Quidditch Player
You’re hot
You’re one of the best Hufflepuffs out there
You made me realize I was bi
Because Quidditch Players are my type
books4life:
Damn Harry
You had more reasons than I did for Krum
Deadric:
Wow
So I was the first person to be known as “hot” to the great Harry Potter?
Good to know
Anyways –
Hear me out: Rowan Glimrose
dreamcatcher:
MY boyfriend, Cedric???
My boyfriend???
theboywholived:
Ceddy, you’re dead if you don’t explain in the next 10 seconds
Arlan will hex you into oblivion
With no hesitations
You have been warned
Deadric:
Hey, hey listen:
He’s got a mixture of both cute and hot.
A dangerous combo, definitely.
And he’s one of the best replacement chasers for Gryffindor that they had ever seen.
Most girls also have a crush on him – and still do
Even the boys too loads of them – mostly in Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw
And you’re lucky you managed to snag him before anyone else
Also ty, Harry for the warning.
theboywholived:
Anytime Ced, anytime
dreamcatcher replied to Deadric:
Damn right I am
I’m still not sharing him, though – so back off.
oldestchild:
So: my hear me out is also Rowan Glimrose. ;)
I also just happened to have a crush on him too -
But it sounds strange when you have a crush on a 5th year when you’re in your 7th.
dreamcatcher:
Noooooo Lee :(((((
We’re going to miss you and your brilliant comments during Quidditch
It won’t be the same 😭
And you also back off from my bf >:(
oldestchild:
You’ll see me again during Christmas, don’t you worry
And I’ll come and commentate your Quidditch Matches!
And I already have Fred, sooo ;)
originalredhead:
Alright – my turn
Hear me out: Dean Thomas
foodlover:
Ginny????
>:000000
I’ll go beat him up
originalredhead:
RON
It’s a hear me out game!
And I already have a girlfriend!
Loonie:
And that’s me!
foodlover:
I’ll be here – not punching anyone
Thank you Harry.
I was wondering what crushes Ginny had in her first year
And thank you Luna for being a better girlfriend than Dean
theboywholived:
Ur welcome, Ron ;)
Alright, who’s next?
booknerdweasley:
I haven’t gone yet. . .
And I am regretting my choices. . .
But I have agreed to this -
So - hear me out: Oliver Wood
theboywholived:
Our previous Quidditch Captain???
:0000
redbell:
Wait – WHAT!?
chaser_7:
Percy, you had a crush on our Quidditch Captain –
WHO HAPPENS TO BE YOUR ROOMMATE BACK IN HOGWARTS!?!?!
Spinny:
That’s wild. . .
booknerdweasley:
I regret saying this. . .
I regret ever joining this game . . .
theboywholived:
You’re not getting away that easily Percy
Tell us why you have/had a crush on our dear captain
booknerdweasley:
Uh. . .
Well, it’s because of Oliver’s Scottish accent, muscular build, he’s a Quidditch Player and he plays for Puddlemere United, best Keeper of my year, and just insanely good looking.
Also he snores cutely
theboywholived:
. . .
How do you know all of that???
dragonlover:
Explain yourself Perce
I’ve known Ollie since I was the Quidditch Captain while he was still a reserved player.
How tf do you know that???
Actually - the better question is: why do you know all of that?? 🤨
(he snores cutely part)
booknerdweasley:
Well of course Oliver and I had a shared dorm for our 7 years at Hogwarts.
Everything comes to me when Oliver has a breakdown -
quidditch4life:
Percy, my dear, I do not have breakdowns
Trust
booknerdweasley:
No, you do have breakdowns -
Do you not remember the time during your last year?
You lost against Hufflepuff because of the dementors nearly killing Harry
theboywholived:
Which hurts
booknerdweasley:
Not only that after the loss you head for the showers and try to - quote on quote - “drown yourself”
And I call that a breakdown
quidditch4life:
Fine 🙄
It was a breakdown
Are you happy?
booknerdweasley:
Very
And also your snores are still cute ;)
quidditch4life:
sighs
What will I do without you?
theboywholived:
Alright our three Quidditch Girls!
Who is your first “Hear Me Outs”??
chaser_7:
Hear me out:
Fred Weasley 😏
But it’s too bad he’s taken by Lee Jordan.
But I got his twin!
Right Twix:
That’s right Angie! You’ve got me! ;)
oldestchild:
And I’ve got Fred.
theboywholived:
Both are good hear me outs
Rlly good
Alright, who’s next?
redbell:
Hear me out: Alicia Spinnet
Spinny:
>///<
Why’d you do that, Katie?
redbell:
Cause I can
And also, you were one of the best replacement Quidditch Chasers next to Glimrose
Dray:
I’m starting to see a pattern here:
Most of you all like Quidditch Players
Even the most famous ones
theboywholived:
I just noticed that :0
Thank you babe for noticing
Dray:
Ur welcome
Shit
Potter.
You didn’t edit/delete the message
Both of us are fucked
theboywholived:
SHIT
Arlan you gotta teach me how to edit/delete faster!
Fuckkkkkkk
Now everyone knows I’m dating Malfoy
@everyone except theboywholived and Dray:
WHAT
foodlover:
HARRY YOU’RE DATING MALFOY?!?!?
theboywholived:
Not that big of a deal Ron!
You’re dating Zabini!!
Zucchini:
. . .
I should not be involved in this drama
And don’t bring up me dating Weasley
This is about you dating Malfoy
foodlover:
Percy’s going to kill me
So would Charlie -
Why would you mention me dating Zabini?!
theboywholived:
Not my fault!
books4life:
It is your fault, Harry
You accidentally said that Malfoy is your boyfriend
Which made you spill out Ron’s secret bf
And I’m now making sure the older Weasleys are here do not kill Ron
dragonlover:
I won’t
. . . I’m just shocked that he’s dating someone
Let alone a Slytherin
booknerdweasley:
I made a bet with the twins saying that Ron would accidentally come out as gay
I’m right and I got 10 galleons from the twins :)
Right Twix:
The first time he actually placed bets with us
Left Twix:
And he bloody won
originalredhead:
You guys made bets without me????
:(((((
Left Twix:
Don’t worry, Ginny
We’ll include you in too for the next bet :)
Right Twix:
Absolutely
Left Twix:
We’re not telling Bill about this one
He’ll tell mum
booknerdweasley:
And that’s the reason why we don’t include Bill in either of the bets we place
foodlover:
Why would you do this???
Zucchini:
They’re your siblings, Ron.
Of course they would do this to you
theboywholived:
So. . .
Back on topic
Are we continuing the Hear Me Out game?
Panson:
Well most of us have put in our hear-me-outs, and we can count Dracos and Blaise’s as the last two hear-me-outs
Mine next and last but not least:
Hear me out: Hermione Granger
theboywholived:
I’m sorry
What?
foodlover:
Hermione?
Panson:
Yes her
Do I need to explain?
foodlover:
No
No
You’re good
I used to have a crush on her back in our 3rd year before I realized I liked boys more than girls
books4life:
Had a crush on me back in our 3rd year?
Aww
Sorry Ron, but I like girls
theboywholived:
So that makes all of us gay/lesbian right?
Like all of us here?
dragonlover:
Except me
I’m an Aromatic Asexual :))))
I used to have crushes but I realized no one else caught my eye
theboywholived:
Alright - everyone except Charlie is either gay/lesbian, right?
books4life:
Pretty much everyone
Everyone except Charlie
dragonlover:
mhm
Oh
New dragons are hatching :DDDDDDDDD
Gonna go and say hi to them and welcome them into the world :DDD
Meh babies!
dragonlover is now offline
nightmare is now online
nightmare:
Did I miss anything?
theboywholived:
We were just playing Hear Me Out
Arlan let you continue sleeping in his arms
If you back-read everything, you’ll see I have started this conversation
nightmare:
Huh
I’ll back read when I get the chance
Also I woke up to 400+ messages
Rough estimate
[post 1 attachment screenshot]
dreamcatcher:
That’s because you were asleep for 30 minutes
And your phone was on silent mode for the past 30 minutes
nightmare:
Oh
Some of our friends from another school just texted
I’m going to catch up with them
dreamcatcher:
Yup
Talk to y’all later
theboywholived:
Sure thing. . .
Has anyone ever wondered who any of his friends are in the other school?
books4life:
Now that you have said it. . .
I’ve been wondering who his and Arlan’s friends are in the other school
For a while now actually
foodlover:
He doesn’t usually write to us in the summer
Wait
We have phones
I’m stupid
theboywholived:
stoopid ✨
foodlover:
Shut up Harry
We have to find out who their friends are
I’m guessing their muggle-borns
books4life:
Ron, you know better than to assume
They could be purebloods or half-bloods
theboywholived:
They’ll have to answer that eventually
But for now
We can just be curious