The One with the 3am Ghost
[TroutyMouth] psssst Santana are you awake?
[Satan-na] no
[TroutyMouth] oh OK sorry
[Satan-na] what do you want?
[TroutyMouth] I think I saw a ghost in my room and I'm scared will you come and hold me? Or can I come to your room?
[Satan-na] I'm coming to investigate, be brave
[LadyFabray] it's 2am...... Can you not private chat?
[TroutyMouth] Quinn you awake too?
[LadyFabray] no it's ghost Quinn
[Satan-na] Sam quit screaming if you wake up Kurt and gay Berry we'll be done in for
[Brit-tanynotspears] and don't wake up Blaine... Nobody wants to see him without hair gel
[TroutyMouth] Hey Brit
[Brit-tanynotspears] did you really see a ghost?
[Satan-na] NO he didn't.... SAM.. IT'S A TOWEL.. YOU HUNG UP TO DRY 4 DAYS AGO
[TroutyMouth] oh well I'm sorry can you stay now anyway I'm still a little scared
[Satan-na] don't text me to ask I'm literally in your room
[Finnocence] Buzz buzz buzz what's going on?
[NoahsArk] Read the fucking messages dude
[Wheels] Sam saw a ghost
[LadyFabray] Sam saw a very scary towel
[GirlChang] and I'm awake for that??
[ImMikeChang™] Sam just doesn't like sleeping alone
[TroutyMouth] if I can't platonically cuddle Santana then what am I supposed to do? Kurt doesn't like it when I get into bed with him and Blaine and Rachel's just weird.
[NoahsArk] So to clarify you didn't see a ghost just a towel?
[Satan-na] yes it was a towel, Sam this towel isn't even clean :/
[TroutyMouth] oh no I spilt paint on it yesterday
[Brit-tanynotspears] are you making macaroni portraits again?
[TroutyMouth] yes, yesterday I made one of Santana and Tina
[GirlChang] Santina? <3 I MISS THAT
[Satan-na] hey boooo
[TroutyMouth] Santana don't say boo... I'm still shook up
[Wheels] did you inhale too much glitter when you was a stripper?
[LadyHummel] So you saw the ghost then?
[Satan-na] Shit what did I say Sam now Lady Hummel is awake
[TroutyMouth] I just saw a towel in the dark and got confused
[Brit-tanynotspears] I accidentally kissed Tina in the dark once because I thought it was Santana
[Satan-na] :/
[GirlChang] my first girl kiss
[ImMikeChang™] your first?
[Satan-na] I had to kiss her as well just to even it out
[NoahsArk] All of Finns girlfriends accidentally kiss me because they get me confused with a 6ft 3 lumberjack that can't dance
[Finnocence] dude you wanna go?
[NoahsArk] on a date? Yeah OK
[LadyHummel] no Sam I'm talking about the actual ghost in the loft
[TroutyMouth] whaaaaaaaaaaatttt?
[Satan-na] Kurt shutup I'll never get him off to sleep if you carry on
[TroutyMouth] it's OK I'm brave
[Troll] I'm trying to sleep what's this nonsense about ghosts?
[Bowtie] Yeah Sam are you OK?
[LadyHummel] so legend has it that an old lady haunts this apartment
[TroutyMouth] Nooooo old lady ghosts are the worst
[Brit-tanynotspears] or those creepy Asian girl ghosts.... SORRY Tina
[GirlChang] I'm not a ghost
[Brit-tanynotspears] Oh
[GirlChang] wait you actually think I'm a ghost?
[Brit-tanynotspears] I dunno sometimes I thought I was the only one who could see you
[Wheels] Brit go to bed
[NoahsArk] I told you she had too much juice before bed time
[Satan-na] Kurt stop trolling Sam there's no old lady ghost here. Also Brit Brit you've been extra cracked recently lol
[Brit-tanynotspears] I accidentally ate a crayon yesterday and I've felt weird ever since
[Finnocence] I ate a crayon once
[Wheels] suddenly alot is answered
[MsJones] I DO NOT EXPECT TO BE WOKEN UP FROM A NAP to read crap about ghosts and people eating crayons
[Satan-na] Oh hey Mercedes
[MsJones] It was a damn good nap as well
[LadyHummel] and God forbid we wake the queen from her nap
[MsJones] don't bring God into this Kurt
[TroutyMouth] Santana I can't sleep
[Satan-na] I know, I'm right next to you
[ImMikeChang™] Let's go on a ghost hunt
[Wheels] hell no, y'all will leave me if you see anything and I'll be left rolling to my untimely death
[LadyFabray] Mike I thought better of you?
[ImMikeChang™] why is it because I'm so amazing?
[Troll] Well you aren't wrong there
[GirlChang] why you all up in Mikes business?
[Troll] it's an admiration Tina
[Finnocence] I kind of wanna go ghost hunting
[Brit-tanynotspears] Shall we go?
[NoahsArk] I don't have time for you two getting lost on spooky adventures
[LadyHummel] and I don't have time for this
[Satan-na] Why don't you lighten up?
[TroutyMouth] I don't want to see anymore ghosts Santana
[Satan-na] you love ghost hunting though
[Troll] we could do an ouija board
[Bowtie] Erm could we not?
[LadyHummel] you might summon the spirit of the old lady who died here
[Satan-na] Oh I'm not messing with spirits, my Mexican 3rd eye says thats not a good idea
[NoahsArk] Oooooh is Santana scared of an old lady ghost?
[Satan-na] if you don't shut your mouth I'll make you a ghost
[TroutyMouth] HEY THERE DEMONS IT'S ME YA BOI
[Wheels] I would pay money to watch Sam and Santana on Buzzfeed unsolved
[GirlChang] Sam would be like 'oooh Santana I saw a ghost'
[ImMikeChang™] and Santana be like 'you don't see shit'
[MsJones] Santana would be trolling us all with her 3rd eye
[Brit-tanynotspears] Santana is psychic
[LadyHummel] she's just an asshole
[Satan-na] whom you love and adore
[Finnocence] so did someone really die in the loft?
[Satan-na] Rachel's old fashion sense
[TroutyMouth] Klaine
[Bowtie] Sam that's not very nice
[TroutyMouth] Well did you rescue me from the ghost???? No you didn't
[Troll] so wait was it you that screamed?
[Satan-na] I wasn't sure if it was Kurt or Rachel trying to reach the 6th octave
[Bowtie] it's 2am nobody should even be awake
[LadyFabray] I hearby second this
[Satan-na] come on Quinn live a little, a little middle of the night spooky times is alot of fun
[Wheels] I can think of better things
[Brit-tanynotspears] I see what you did there
[Troll] Oh
[Finnocence] Are you learning the alphabet?
[Troll] no Finn I was declaring that I understood Arties little risqué allusion
[TroutyMouth] Why are people always talking in French?
[NoahsArk] no idea dude,
[LadyFabray] Santana singing in French
[LadyHummel] as a gay man I have to say that was a moment
[GirlChang] where she changed all our sexualites
[NoahsArk] except Quinn she was already a lesbian
[LadyFabray] Puck... Shutup
[Bowtie] was this when you sang bad romance?
[TroutyMouth] we missed it
[Brit-tanynotspears] I wore a lobster hat
[TroutyMouth] nice
[LadyFabray] I don't even believe in ghosts tbh
[Satan-na] that's because you are a non spooky believing protestant
[Brit-tanynotspears] she's a what?
[LadyFabray] no not prostitute Brittany
[MsJones] lol this took a turn
[LadyFabray] Just because I don't believe in ghosts and magic doesn't mean I'm boring
[Satan-na] so you telling you don't believe in voodoo?
[LadyHummel] Oh here we go
[TroutyMouth] do you still have that voodoo doll of Rachel?
[Troll] WHAT??!!!!
[Satan-na] no after we become friends I ditched it
[GirlChang] I swear we would make one hell of an entertaining reality show
[Bowtie] on what? The ups and downs of an ex high-school glee club
[Wheels] yeah who'd wanna watch that?
[TroutyMouth] what with low rent versions of ourselves?
[Satan-na] ah yes, Glynn Judson the overly gigantic, basketball player who has 19 left feet and the inability to tell that most of his girlfriends are raging fruit baskets
[LadyFabray] Jonah Tuckerman the ethnically ambiguous Jew Jock who gets teenage Virgins pregnant, has been to jail at least 3 times
[NoahsArk] very smart you two, What about Diabla Sanchez, evil smart ass who's a secret dork and even bigger not so secret lesbian... From the bronx or something like that
[Satan-na] that's offensive and I love it
[LadyHummel] this show sounds hideous I won't be watching
[Wheels] yes Kurt you will, I'm planning on directing this spectacular
[GirlChang] Whittany Hewston, crayon brained dancer with an Internet show about food items.
[Brit-tanynotspears] she sounds cool
[TroutyMouth] Dane Sanderson, Preppy boy from Hogwarts, only sings Katy Perry songs, gay and in love with his best friends
[Brit-tanynotspears] Gina Vampire-Fang, changes her looks more than Sam changes girlfriends, only falls in love with gay men and nobody knows who she is
[MsJones] I am deceased
[Wheels] I can't take anymore, I just laughed so hard I nearly wheeled myself out the window
[TroutyMouth] like the time you wheeled yourself into the pool
[NoahsArk] he really went weeeeeeeeeeeee
[Satan-na] KURT can you stop tapping on the wall?
[LadyHummel] I'm not
[TroutyMouth] you are just Trying to scare me... I ain't afraid of no ghosts
[Satan-na] yes that's why you came crying to me
[NoahsArk] Sam just wants an excuse to weep on your bosoms
[Wheels] why are you talking like Shakespeare?
[NoahsArk] hubble bubble toil and trouble
[TroutyMouth] PLATONIC BOSOM WEEPING
[Satan-na] my bosoms are open to anybody needing a cry
[LadyFabray] well it would be rude then to turn it down
[Brit-tanynotspears] Wait I'm scared who's tapping on the wall?
[Finnocence] hey Brit it's OK don't worry we aren't in NY but I'll protect you from any California ghosts
[Brit-tanynotspears] Thankyou Finn you are such a hero
[Finnocence] <3
[Troll] what's this???
[Finnocence] I'm just looking out for Brittany, Rachel
[Brit-tanynotspears] Finns a gentleman but why be jealous when you could just join in Rachel?
[MsJones] Oh God
[GirlChang] did she just?
[Troll] are you offering a me a threesome?
[NoahsArk] you just gonna leave me out?
[TroutyMouth] it's alright You wanna come platonic snuggle with me and Santana?
[Bowtie] why do I never get an invite?
[GirlChang] you can join me and Mike for cuddles?
[Wheels] that's rude
[ImMikeChang™] yeah let's not leave out Artie!!!
[LadyHummel] And whom do I get?
[MsJones] Me and Quinn <3
[LadyFabray] how wonderful does that sound?
[MsJones] well Ms Quinn you do make me feel a little fruity
[LadyFabray] always have eyes for you Ms Jones
[Satan-na] erm what is going on here??? MERCEDES JONES YOU TRYNA STEAL MY GIRL?
[MsJones] I'm just teasing you.. Although Quinn is gorgeous
[LadyFabray] I thought sharing was caring
[Satan-na] you can have Sam if you want
[TroutyMouth] don't just give me away like that
[Satan-na] couldn't if I wanted to... Do you remember that time when we were drunk?
[LadyHummel] correction.. Remember a time when you weren't drunk
[TroutyMouth] which time?
[Satan-na] the time we went to Bloomingdales and I lost you in the store so I put a call out for you on the tannoy?
[TroutyMouth] yes I got lost in the bit with all the soaps
[Satan-na] yes you were eating them
[TroutyMouth] and you were yelling at that broom because you thought it was Puck?
[LadyFabray] honest TO God what the hell is this story?
[Satan-na] well after I lost you we jokingly filed a court document saying that I was your legal guardian
[TroutyMouth] oh man... Is that why I couldn't buy a sword at the cool comic book store the other day!?
[LadyHummel] no its because that's a stupid idea
[Satan-na] no its because you spent all your money on goldfish that you then released into the bathtub
[Troll] just so that you are aware I'm very tired of you both
[GirlChang] well you've just made a mistake opening your mouth
[TroutyMouth] whatever... I'm so sleepy.. I'm being mocked and all because I saw a ghost
[NoahsArk] Santana why did you think I was a broom?
[Satan-na] I thought the bristles were your mohawk
[ImMikeChang™] ^^^^^^ genius woman
[Satan-na] Mike if I'm ever straight again we are getting married
[GirlChang] ermmmmm
[TroutyMouth] but he's not blonde
[Satan-na] that's not my only type
[MsJones] ShE dOESnt HAve A tYpe
[Satan-na] why are you acting up?
[MsJones] I'm tired. My blood sugar is low.. Plus I kind of miss fighting with you ;)
[Satan-na] awwww wheezy and snixx forever
[TroutyMouth] erm wheezy, snixx and trouty?
[Bowtie] hey what about me Bowtie?
[LadyHummel] you are so desperate Blaine it's embarrassing
[ImMikeChang™] Artie will you be my Platonic boyfriend for life?
[Wheels] erm yes
[TroutyMouth] PLATONIC BOYFRIENDS
[Satan-na] Samuel, are you settled enough to try and sleep now?
[LadyHummel] ah careful that's when the ghost will get you
[Troll] KURT STOP IT
[Finnocence] My brother the Troll
[TroutyMouth] make him stop!!!
[Satan-na] Kurt stop upsetting Sam or I will cut all your neckerchiefs in half
[Brit-tanynotspears] VIOLENCE
[MsJones] Kurt woke up and chose violence
[LadyHummel] ^^^ you go to bed
[MsJones] I will not
[GirlChang] Mercedes really said chaotic
[TroutyMouth] what if she is possessed?
[Satan-na] great now he's never going to sleep
[LadyFabray] Sam!!!!!
[TroutyMouth] ooooooh bossy Quinn hiya
[NoahsArk] she coming to play?
[LadyFabray] Goodnight everybody <3
......... A little while later.......
[TroutyMouth] pssst Santana...
[Satan-na] if its another ghost towel I will cut those giant lips of yours clean off
[TroutyMouth] no don't make a scene but there's something in the doorway
[Satan-na] KURT ELIZABETH HUMMEL... I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.....
[LadyHummel] gotcha
[MsJones] what's going on???
[Finnocence] FUCK
[TroutyMouth] he's standing in the doorway in the dark dressed in Rachel's ugly green party dress
[Troll] Kurt the ruckus!!!
[Brit-tanynotspears] TERRIFYING
[Bowtie] Kurt get back to bed
[ImMikeChang™] this has been showstopping
[LadyHummel] and you said the ghost of thee bushwick loft wasn't real
[Satan-na] THAT'S IT NO ME GUSTA
[GirlChang] over and out goodnight