The One with the cupcakes
[Troll] what's all that noise coming from the kitchen?
[LadyHummel] isn't it safer to not ask?
[Bowtie] I must admit I'm curious
[LadyFabray] nobody cares its 1.30am
[TroutyMouth] Santana's baking cupcakes
[LadyFabray] and suddenly like that I care
[MsJones] Santana bakes?
[Wheels] Santana knows where the kitchen is?
[GirlChang] Santana is allowing Sam to help her bake cupcakes?
[TroutyMouth] I'm allowed to stir
[ImMikeChang™] there's alot of talk about cupcakes
[Finnocence] yeah I'm hungry now
[Wheels] ^^^ growing boy
[NoahsArk] Lopez you baking cupcakes without me?
[LadyHummel] well this gets weirder
[LadyFabray] not really, Santana and Puck spent the entire freshman year half baked off weed cupcakes
[NoahsArk] which we made from scratch
[Brit-tanynotspears] didn't your grandma teach you?
[NoahsArk] yeah.. And I taught Santana
[Wheels] wholesome :/
[NoahsArk] I'm a good Baker but she's better, especially with the decorating, when I try to decorate a cake it looks like Finn tried to dance on it
[Finnocence] dude :( not cool
[Bowtie] but Santana is so scary, it's suprising she's good at something so soft and fluffy
[TroutyMouth] Blaine you've lived with Santana for like a year now, you've got to get over your fear
[Satan-na] Blaine get a grip, what I can't be good at things?!!!???
[Troll] not what we were saying, just surprised that's all
[Satan-na] I learnt from Puck, he's like Martha Stewart but like more wholesome
[LadyFabray] Aaah yes Santana Lopez and Noah Puckerman the cooking duo nobody asked for
[Brit-tanynotspears] I'd pay to watch that
[TroutyMouth] ME TOOOOOOO, Two BADASS, HOTTIES BAKING YASSSSS
[MsJones] Sam Evans... Supportive til the end
[LadyHummel] I don't suppose this would be family friendly viewing
[Brit-tanynotspears] why not, Pucks a dad?
[GirlChang] it would literally just be bleeping noises from all the swearing Being blocked out
[Wheels] what we calling this show 2 broke hoes?
[Satan-na] you carry on Professor X and you won't be getting any cupcakes
[LadyFabray] and her cupcakes her worth experiencing
[Brit-tanynotspears] are we talking about boobs?
[TroutyMouth] boob cupcakes?
[NoahsArk] I don't know what I want more boobs or cupcakes
[Satan-na] BOOBS ON CUPCAKES
[GirlChang] I want my boobs on cupcakes
[Satan-na] for you Tina anything
[GirlChang] yay my own customised cupcake
[Finnocence] do I get a customised cupcake?
[TroutyMouth] of whose boobs Pucks?
[Satan-na] Well Rachel's would be more of a cake pop
[Troll] hahaha very funny I have small boobs
[LadyHummel] well I don't want a boob cupcake but I would like some cake
[Bowtie] I love a vanilla funfetti cupcake
[I'mMikeChang™] filled with little Bowtie confetti?
[Bowtie] omg yes <3
[TroutyMouth] OMG NEW SHIP... MIKE AND BLAINE
[GirlChang] its my dream.....
[Brit-tanynotspears] dancing Kings
[TroutyMouth] I wanna do them both
[LadyHummel] and he's not gay????
[NoahsArk] we are not judged here
[Satan-na] oh I'm judging
[MsJones] you behave
[Satan-na] and what cupcake would you like Ms Jones?
[MsJones] CHOCOLATE BABY
[TroutyMouth] Did somebody say white chocolate?????
[Satan-na] Awww look at you body rolling into all our hearts
[LadyHummel] is she OK???
[NoahsArk] probably found some old weed
[Satan-na] I cannot discuss that at this time
[LadyFabray] what cupcake do I get?
[Troll] something with light green icing to match your eyes
[TroutyMouth] tumbleweed
[Brit-tanynotspears] that's gay Rachel
[Finnoscence] that's really gay Rachel
[Troll] I'm just observational
[Wheels] what!???? Observant is the word you are looking for
[LadyFabray] please enough of this, Rachel that was indeed quite gay
[MsJones] would you look at the time
[Brit-tanynotspears] it's awkward o clock
[ImMikeChang™] ah this is a funny duo I didn't know I needed
[GirlChang] Brittcedes?
[NoahsArk] Love that!!!! ICONS
[Troll] I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable Quinn
[Satan-na] OH GOD STOP trying to get Quinns attention
[Finnocence] WORD
[NoahsArk] Mercedes, when you gonna hang with me and Finn again?
[MsJones] I'm flying to LA soon we can hang
[Troll] since when do you 3 hang out?
[NoahsArk] since we hang out and sing old school R&B together
[Finnocence] Mercedes is our vocal queen to mine and Pucks rapping
[Satan-na] I support this 1000%
[Brit-tanynotspears] sometimes Artie and I hang out and do crosswords
[Troll] so what I'm hearing is that everyone has a secret hobby with a secret friend?
[Satan-na] yeah we don't tell you about it because you're annoying
[LadyFabray] Kurt and I go to nursery's to look at flowers
[GirlChang] Sam and I hang out in Central Park and play Pokémon Go, I tell Mike I've gone to do laundry
[ImMikeChang™] lol when I say I've got my Tuesday evening dance class me and Santana are hanging out in my car listening to Paula Abdul and eating a happy meal
[Satan-na] straight up
[Wheels] great and I get stuck once a week with Rachel when she asks me to make directorial notes on her latest tik tok videos :/
[Bowtie] I met Sebastian for coffee last week
[LadyHummel] WHAT!!!!!!!! he's not one of us!!!!!!
[Satan-na] that slimey handsome musically talented weasel was in MY CITY!?!?!
[MsJones] Read the room Blaine I don't think that was the kind of bombshell you were supposed to be dropping
[Brit-tanynotspears] well now he's in some serious dropping the kids off at the pool
[NoahsArk] BRIT!!!! I'M DYING why are you so funny????
[Finnocence] I don't get it, why are the kids being dropped off at the pool
[Satan-na] Listen Finn just don't worry, I'm imagining your concentration face right now and I'm pretty sure it's the same face you pull when you orgasm so save me that thought yeah?
[NoahsArk] ^^^^^^ bye, I love you
[Satan-na] I know you do
[Bowtie] I caused a scene I apologise
[LadyHummel] Sorry go and join the warblers group chat
[LadyFabray] This is all very fascinating but is anyone still thinking about Finns orgasm face?
[Wheels] yeah I can't help it
[GirlChang] yeah, it's kind of hard though like the guy is so tall I don't ever think I've seen his face
[NoahsArk] WHY ARE WOMEN SO FUNNY?
[TroutyMouth] WE LOVE WOMEN
[Satan-na] you love everyone
[TroutyMouth] I love you the most
[NoahsArk] Puke
[Brit-tanynotspears] I think you spelt your name wrong Puck
[Finnocence] I don't have an orgasm face
[MsJones] and we are back to this
[Bowtie] meh takes the heat off me
[LadyHummel] I haven't forgotten you
[TroutyMouth] bet you are regretting that rejection now Blaine...me and you could be full on brokeback mountain by now
[Wheels] why are we like this?
[MsJones] because we are the GLEE CLUB
[GirlChang] we are ALL MINORITIES
[ImMikeChang™] yes please refer to me only as Asian #2 from now on
[LadyFabray] this is all wildly offensive
[Satan-na] I was born wildly offensive
[Bowtie] are any of those cupcakes done yet I'm rather hungry?
[LadyHummel] oh didn't you get a little snacky snack when you met that traitor for coffee?
[TroutyMouth] he doesn't deserve cupcakes... These hoes ain't loyal
[Bowtie] I didn't do anything wrong?
[MsJones] ah the Blaine and Berry special
[LadyHummel] ^^^^^^^^^ This
[TroutyMouth] I SAID THESE HOES AIN'T LOYAL
[NoahsArk] Look dude you know how it works if one of us hates someone we all hate them
[Satan-na] ^^^^ word
[Brit-tanynotspears] remember when he dated Dave???
[TroutyMouth] REMEMBER when Santana dated Dave???!!
[GirlChang] Oh God... Can of worms... OPEN like the chamber of secrets
[Satan-na] I'm gonna be sick
[TroutyMouth] like I know you are a lesbian bestie wife but I'm a much better fake boyfriend than him
[LadyFabray] it's been a long time, let's not be upset
[ImMikeChang™] let the man be upset
[Satan-na] I don't know what I was thinking... You'll always be my favourite
[NoahsArk] cough cough
[Brit-tanynotspears] do you have tuberculosis?
[MsJones] ^^^^ Dr B.S.Pierce in the house
[Satan-na] Sorry Puck, I wrote a song for Sam...thats real platonic love
[Finnocence] nobody else has a song written for them
[NoahsArk] I wrote a song for Lauren
[MsJones] man I really miss Lauren
[Wheels] ICON *WAVESHANDS
[Brit-tanynotspears] I miss Sugar
[GirlChang] I really miss Jr Puckerman and his Abs
[I'mMikeChang™] finally a man Tina has a crush on that isn't gay
[Wheels] you just straight up trolled yourself
[NoahsArk] How about Jesus Joe and his sexy hair?
[Bowtie] his hair was out of control
[Satan-na] NO your oil spill hair do is out of control
[TroutyMouth] oooooooofffffffffff
[Bowtie] oh so much for supportive bestie
[TroutyMouth] no Blainey you lost that privallage
[Satan-na] hahahaha check yourself Boy Berry
[MsJones] can we not talk about my boyfriend please
[Brit-tanynotspears] Blaines your boyfriend?
[MsJones] Joe is my boyfriend
[TroutyMouth] he doesn't even wear any shoes
[LadyHummel] and you never wear a shirt sooo
[Satan-na] why are you complaining?
[Wheels] come on... Everybody a bit fruity for Sam
[Satan-na] if I was stranded with Sam and we were the last people on earth I'd let him hit it
[LadyHummel] disgusting
[Brit-tanynotspears] nah I'm into it
[TroutyMouth] it's cool I can put a dress on and pretend to be Quinn or something
[NoahsArk] you mean to say you wouldn't let me hit it in a dress?
[Satan-na] Lola is my one true love
[Troll] I'm literally disturbed
[Satan-na] God some of you really can't take a joke and it shows
[LadyFabray] I literally don't care to be stranded with any of you on a desert island
[Satan-na] well that's a lie, I'd say you and me on a desert island... Ultimate u haul lesbians
[GirlChang] you know what's a lie!?!!
[Satan-na] Pucks criminal record?
[Brit-tanynotspears] Quinns sexuality?
[MsJones] Rachel's height on a resume?
[Wheels] Finns IQ?
[Bowtie] guys stop
[GirlChang] Mike told me he was busy tonight
[ImMikeChang™] I am busy
[GirlChang] I can hear your secret phone call with your mistress
[Brit-tanynotspears] we are Skype watching dance mom's together
[GirlChang] oh it's you!!!!!!
[ImMikeChang™] we good??
[Brit-tanynotspears] Always
[GirlChang] I'm sorry I thought you were cheating
[Bowtie] I want a cupcake
[Satan-na] you talk to me like that again Bowtie and you'll choke on one in your sleep
[TroutyMouth] and I won't stop her
[Satan-na] Sam you wanna lick all the cupcakes I've made so noone else will eat them!?
[TroutyMouth] boy do I
[Troll] I truly believe there's something seriously wrong with you both
[Satan-na] she talking to us?
[TroutyMouth] I think she is
[Satan-na] let's fill Blaines hair gel bottle with cake icing
[Bowtie] I can read this you know
[Satan-na] like I care
[LadyFabray] I don't care about any of this
[Troll] I mean I could go for a cupcake Santana
[TroutyMouth] do you want one that we've licked or one that we havent?
[Wheels] tough choice that
[Brit-tanynotspears] if I take one that you've both licked it would be like a three way
[MsJones] oh wow
[GirlChang] oh God I don't know if that's really gross or really hot
[ImMikeChang™] Tina check yourself
[Wheels] leave yourself at the door
[Satan-na] no come on in
[TroutyMouth] Always welcome here Tina
[LadyFabray] will you two stop hitting on everyone?
[NoahsArk] hellooooooooo they are both so hot
[Finnocence] Fruit basket
[NoahsArk] you're a basket
[LadyHummel] I'm really quite disturbed but is it wrong I still really want a cupcake?
[Bowtie] don't do it, I just ate one that tasted like chapstick
[TroutyMouth] oh yeah sorry about that
[Satan-na] the cupcake shop is now shut...... Bye