The One with ah who knows it's chaotic
[Wheels] praise for only one of us getting arrested at pride and why was it Rachel?
[Troll] artistic rebellion
[MsJones] You threw slushies at protesters
[Satan-na] as she should
[NoahsArk] yeah down with homophobes
[LadyHummel] well she now has a criminal record
[Satan-na] BAD GIRL RI RI
[Troll] Santana stop embarrassing me
[TroutyMouth] Rachel being arrested was just the tip of a great pride
[GirlChang] I personally liked it when we hijacked the stage and sang born this way
[ImMikeChang™] YAS My girl Tina on lead vocals
[Bowtie] Tina is a gay icon now
[LadyFabray] women and men everywhere dressed like Tina Cohen-Chang
[LadyHummel] claps for Tina
[Finnocence] Puck being harassed by leather jacket bisexuals
[MsJones] Finn lol did you just make that up?
[Satan-na] I told him not to wear it
[NoahsArk] I got so much attention
[Wheels] the jacket thing is the real deal
[Brit-tanynotspears] just like the bisexual Bob haircut
[Troll] wait what?
[TroutyMouth] QUINN FABRAY
[LadyFabray] Sam you've just outed yourself too
[GirlChang] Sam you did attract alot of attention also
[LadyHummel] yes Santana and Sam are just a moody lesbian and her himbo
[TroutyMouth] what you call me?
[Wheels] you did strip on stage and told people Santana was your pimp
[Satan-na] I can't control what drunk me does... At least I wasn't crying
[TroutyMouth] I don't trust none of y'alls to be my pimp other than Santana
[LadyHummel] she tried to sell you to my boyfriend
[Bowtie] I declined
[MsJones] Quinn was mobbed by the cottagecore lesbians
[Satan-na] who now?
[LadyFabray] Mercedes is such a good ally
[TroutyMouth] what's cottagecore?
[MsJones] you two are fruity dumbasses
[Satan-na] yo bestie you talking to me?
[MsJones] yes you and your golden retriever
[TroutyMouth] BARK BARK
[GirlChang] Sam dogs go woof woof
[LadyHummel] is this pre school?
[NoahsArk] cottagecore is like all florals and country living, baked goods blah blah... Tupperware
[ImMikeChang™] Noah Puckerman the cottagecore lesbian protector
[Satan-na] awww do you wear a nice floral apron on a Sunday to bake peach pie Puckerman?
[NoahsArk] screw you... I'm a better lesbian than you and I love to bake
[Satan-na] you look like one with that haircut
[MsJones] You two cut it out
[Brit-tanynotspears] wait I've just found out that Jake is not yours and Pucks son
[Satan-na] Brit WTF?
[Brit-tanynotspears] like I thought Jake was your son
[Satan-na] and how old do you think I am?
[LadyFabray] Brittany I had a baby with Puck not Santana
[Troll] I mean I sort of understand where Brittany is coming from he does have their good looks and a mixture of their personalites and talents.
[Brit-tanynotspears] thanks Rachel <3
[Troll] no worries Brittany and thankyou for dancing with me at pride
[Brit-tanynotspears] my tik and tok followers wanted me to prove I knew the worst dancer In all of America
[Wheels] awkward
[Brit-tanynotspears] I mean that was Finn but he's improved under my lessons,
[Troll] well thankyou :/
[Brit-tanynotspears] My followers loved your bicurious bangs though
[Bowtie] okay thats not a thing Brittany
[Troll] I like having sapphic appeal
[TroutyMouth] SHE KISSED A GIRL AND SHE LIKED IT
[Satan-na] sucks for her it wasn't Quinn
[LadyFabray] don't be smug
[TroutyMouth] yeah watching you and Quinn make out in our floor bed was awkward
[NoahsArk] you could of moved somewhere else dude like I did
[Finnocence] you got in bed with me and Rachel, unwelcome might I add
[Wheels] Oooooh Finn and Puck, Rachel you lucky girl
[GirlChang] Artie your gay is showing
[ImMikeChang™] I feel like he was just being a bastard
[NoahsArk] Excuse me Finn just because you are a little spoon
[Troll] must I say I felt like the odd person out
[Finnocence] you don't understand our love
[LadyFabray] Sam you literally lay next to us and shouted to Santana "GET SOME" and then rolled over to sleep
[TroutyMouth] and you did, Santanas butt kept touching mine
[Satan-na] just great....
[NoahsArk] closest Sam's ever going to get to a threesome
[LadyFabray] Drunk Quinn wants her angry makeout session
[ImMikeChang™] I had a great pride tbh
[MsJones] that's because women like you, men like you, hey Even dogs are attracted to you
[Finnocence] I can't wait til next year
[LadyHummel] I don't think I want to go with all of you again next year
[Satan-na] Kurt stfu
[GirlChang] BTW Finn congrats on celebrating bisexuality by singing Jessie's Girl the 'bisexual anthem' loudly on the metro
[Finnocence] Jessie could be or a girl or boy right???
[Troll] but you sung it for me so let's remember that
[Finnocence] Rachel just lemme have this moment
[Bowtie] it was awkward seeing Sebastian wasn't it?
[Wheels] BLAINE THE ONE THING
[LadyHummel] yeah Blaine there was no need to bring that up
[Satan-na] that slimy, handsome, vocally talented weasel
[Wheels] it kind of sounds like you don't hate him
[GirlChang] Why you pressing? You know she'll push you down the stairs
[TroutyMouth] I might not be there to hold her back
[Troll] Let's just not talk about this anymore
[LadyFabray] awww shall we talk about you instead?
[Brit-tanynotspears] Quinn be nice to Rachel
[NoahsArk] Oooooh Brittberry is rising
[Finnocence] I don't know why I didn't expect Santana to start fighting him
[LadyHummel] I thought you'd made your peace with Sebastian?
[Satan-na] I had until he challenged me by telling me that he's still better at me at singing smooth criminal
[Bowtie] honestly Santana I still owe you so much for defending my honour
[TroutyMouth] no way is he better than you
[Wheels] not even a little bit
[Finnocence] shall we hurt him?
[Satan-na] what you gonna do Finn? Throw a chair at him?
[NoahsArk] *Kick
[Finnocence] Santana I care about you I'll always defend you
[Satan-na] oh OK well thankyou <3
[TroutyMouth] what's happening here?
[NoahsArk] ooooooffff Finntana is being rekindled
[TroutyMouth] noooooooooooooooooooooo
[Brit-tanynotspears] right well if we are playing that game I'm reuniting BIKE
[ImMikeChang™] BOOOOM dancers supremacy
[GirlChang] Eveyrone just forgets that I can dance
[Brit-tanynotspears] don't WORRY Tina we just live in world where Artie is a better dancer Than Finn
[Wheels] ouch
[Finnocence] you said I'd improved
[Brit-tanynotspears] Arties still better
[Wheels] I'm insulted and flattered all at the same time
[LadyFabray] Well I for one cant wait to do pride again next year
[NoahsArk] bet you can't ;)
[Satan-na] Puckerman you wanna make a bet?
[NoahsArk] what we betting on boo?
[Satan-na] $50 Quinn is an out and proud full on lesbian by next pride
[NoahsArk] she doesn't have the balls I'll bet to that
[LadyFabray] I'm full of surprises
[MsJones] You gonna cut your hair and dye it pink again?
[LadyFabray] Mercedes that cuts deep
[Brit-tanynotspears] planning on stealing anymore babies?
[Wheels] too far Brittany too far
[Brit-tanynotspears] thanks for keeping me in line Artie
[Finnocence] What is going on with you two?
[Satan-na] YEAH I'D LOVE TO KNOW
[Brit-tanynotspears] Santana you have no right to be jealous, you literally made out with Quinn like a day ago
[Satan-na] Actually I'm not I just want to make sure you two know what you are doing
[Wheels] I think people are way tooo invested
[NoahsArk] that's literally our MO.... we are all way too invested in one another
[Satan-na] ^^^^ sorry number 1 Klaine shipper
[NoahsArk] sorry worlds worst lesbian
[Finnocence] Can you two cut it out?
[Satan-na] what's your problem giraffe?
[Finnocence] Pucks my bestie and you keep talking to him
[MsJones] oh boy
[NoahsArk] there's plenty of me to go round
[Satan-na] I LIKE ARGUING WITH PUCK....plus I have my own bestie thanks
[TroutyMouth] white chocolate in the building... Wait you are talking about me yeah?
[Satan-na] Yes Kylie Jenner I'm talking to you
[TroutyMouth] that hurts she has like no personality
[Wheels] yes because you have so much of that
[GirlChang] fuck you Artie, Sam has a great personality
[ImMikeChang™] He also has great Abs
[Brit-tanynotspears] he also has two working legs
[MsJones] Brittany reign it in you always take it too far honey
[Brit-tanynotspears] his penis still works though
[Finnocence] oh man I didn't wanna hear that
[Satan-na] wait who's penis still works Arties or Sam's? I mean I don't care for it either way but I just wanna know
[Brit-tanynotspears] Arties obviously
[TroutyMouth] ER HELLO MINE STILL WORKS
[Wheels] why don't you ask Blaine to check
[NoahsArk] OOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFHHHHH
[Bowtie] Let's not go there
[LadyHummel] Samuel how is your penis? is it still working?
[Satan-na] oh for God's sake Sam's penis is fine I saw him dash to the bathroom this morning it was flapping around like a trout out of water
[NoahsArk] sure those weren't his lips?
[LadyFabray] WILL YOU TWO STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
[Finnocence] oh religious Quinn is back on the scene
[GirlChang] Finn is becoming a Troll
[Finnocence] sorry who are you?
[Bowtie] oh wow that's too far Finn
[Troll] Can we please arrange our next adventure?
[LadyHummel] how about we don't
[MsJones] Kurt come on, you love these people or you love me and would like to hang out with me this summer
[LadyHummel] ugh you make a persuasive argument Mercedes
[ImMikeChang™] Villa rental?
[TroutyMouth] MEXICOOOOOOO
[Satan-na] FUCK YES
[Troll] seems dangerous
[Finnocence] well I'm fluent in Spanish
[LadyFabray] yes what is the Spanish word for drizzle Finn?
[NoahsArk] ah Fuinn gone but never forgotten
[GirlChang] Puck stop it
[NoahsArk] Tina right now you are at number one in my hotness ranking don't Piss me off
[Satan-na] excuse me???
[NoahsArk] what you want?
[Satan-na] Am I ugly?
[NoahsArk] no just Tina's looking real hot right now *respectfully looking Mike
[Satan-na] fucking rude
[Troll] anyway so are we serious about Mexico?
[Bowtie] it sounds exciting
[Brit-tanynotspears] Blaine shall we reunite our infamous duo?
[Bowtie] what is our ship name?
[Satan-na] Kurt's two exes?
[LadyHummel] seems accurate
[Bowtie] wait Kurt we are still dating
[Wheels] well not anymore apparently
[TroutyMouth] do you need a shoulder to cry on Blaine?
[GirlChang] Blainey Days you can always cry on my shoulder
[Finnocence] AND CREEPY TINA IS BACK IN THE ROOM
[Troll] Finn stop being silly
[Bowtie] Kurt did you actually just break up with me via the group chat?
[LadyHummel] would you like to sing a sad song about it?
[ImMikeChang™] I'm very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the room
[MsJones] Kurt apologise to Blaine
[LadyHummel] you really are the better half of me
[Bowtie] what's going on?
[LadyHummel] I was just fooling around, I'm sorry Blaine we are not breaking up
[Satan-na] ah there goes my best man speech at the Blam wedding
[TroutyMouth] you wanna be my best man? <3
[Satan-na] obviously, I planned on wearing the hottest fitted suit
[Troll] like the one you wore for staying alive during Saturday night fever week?
[Satan-na] yes Berry why?
[Troll] respectfully looking that made me feel a few things
[NoahsArk] Bisexual Berry Unlocked
[Finnocence] Pezberry!??? I love to see it
[LadyFabray] Finns such an idiot that he ships his girlfriend with another woman
[Finnocence] what they are both hot?
[TroutyMouth] back to my wedding, Santana I'm so honoured you want to be my best man
[GirlChang] can I be a bridesmaid?
[Bowtie] you'd be my chief bridesmaid T
[LadyHummel] looks like you are dumping me now Blaine doesn't it?
[Bowtie] Kurt this is just hypothetical
[TroutyMouth] so I'm just a hypothetical to you?
[MsJones] FML
[NoahsArk] Blaine you upsetting my boy Sam?
[Finnocence] fuck you Puck, always putting others before me
[Troll] what is actually going on here?
[Satan-na] WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO MARRY SAM, BLAINE?
[Bowtie] erm because I'm with Kurt
[LadyHummel] ha, I'm sitting back and enjoying this
[LadyFabray] there was a time in my life where I thought I was insane but here I am reading this and wondering why I ever thought that
[TroutyMouth] You've broken my heart now Blaine
[Wheels] I'm not gonna lie I'd be down For a Blam wedding
[Troll] oh don't worry you'll get your gay wedding but looks like it would be Puck and Finn before anybody else
[Brit-tanynotspears] FRUIIITTTTTTTTTYYY
[Finnocence] no don't worry Rachel because I'm never his number one priority
[NoahsArk] I am allowed other friends beside you
[Satan-na] yo
[Finnocence] I don't even know why he likes you
[Satan-na] everybody likes me
[GirlChang] I mean they do now
[ImMikeChang™] don't open that can of WORMS Tina
[Brit-tanynotspears] please don't open the can of worms that's disgusting
[MsJones] not actual worms Brittany
[Brit-tanynotspears] God then don't say it
[NoahsArk] I like you all!!!!! And yeah I do like Santana, she's cool
[TroutyMouth] she's mine though
[Wheels] stuff like that is why people think you are a couple
[TroutyMouth] gross
[Satan-na] BOWTIE??!!!!!
[Bowtie] erm yes
[Satan-na] you wanna apologise to Sammy? He's just burnt his Blam wedding scrapbook
[Troll] I think I'm going to have a stroke
[GirlChang] seems dramatic
[Bowtie] Sam look I'm with Kurt and I thought you was straight, didn't realise you were planning our erm wedding
[TroutyMouth] It's not really OK but I'll learn to deal with the pain
[ImMikeChang™] so brave Sam so/ brave
[LadyHummel] are we all done with this nonsense?
[LadyFabray] This was quite a ride
[NoahsArk] anyway about Mexico
[Troll] oh thank goodness someone sensible
[Finnocence] ooooh thank goodness Rachel loves Puck blah blah blah
[Wheels] Finn dude are you having a mental breakdown?
[Finnocence] Probably
[MsJones] we are going to Mexico and we are going to have a nice time
[NoahsArk] I found a 5 bedroom luxury villa with a Huge discount
[Satan-na] why was somebody murdered there?
[NoahsArk] No, it's out of season so we save money
[Brit-tanynotspears] genius
[Troll] 5 bedrooms? Finn and I will take one
[ImMikeChang™] but there's 3 couples that's kind is selfish then if everyone else has to share 2 bedrooms
[GirlChang] OK Finchel, Tike and Klaine take 3 rooms that leaves. Artie, Mercedes, Brit, Puck, Quinn, Santana and Sam.
[MsJones] You can go to hell if you think I'm sharing with Puck
[Satan-na] ugh uh I'm not sharing with Puck and Sam again
[NoahsArk] seems rude
[LadyFabray] You can come and visit me in the other room ;)
[Satan-na] Quinn stop *blushing
[TroutyMouth] I don't want to be anywhere near Blaine
[Bowtie] Sam let's talk about this like adults
[LadyFabray] Hahaha hahahaha haha adults
[MsJones] Quinn are you OK?
[LadyFabray] adults? None of us have a clue what we are doing
[Troll] I have myself pretty together thankyou
[Satan-na] really? You fell asleep in my bed because you were scared of the wind last night
[TroutyMouth] Santana you got scared last week when we watched the new conjuring movie and you held my hand in the movie theatre
[Satan-na] the seats were small I had nowhere to put my hand
[ImMikeChang™] the real story is that none of us know what we are doing but we are trying our best
[GirlChang] awwwww Mike that's nice I like that
[LadyHummel] well today was quite the entertaining little anecdote
[TroutyMouth] for you Kurt, I'm a broken man
[Satan-na] Sam shall I cheer you up? Shall we do our favourite thing?
[TroutyMouth] singing Country songs and linedancing whilst wearing Rachel, Kurt's and Blaines clothes?
[Satan-na] yeah
[NoahsArk] linedancing without me? Come on man
[Satan-na] you wanna zoom it puckerman? Get 2 left feet Finn to join, he loves a bit of country
[Finnocence] oh I like this friendship group...
[MsJones] don't make a ship name... There's no way you can mix Fuck and Samtana
[LadyHummel] Fuck Samtana, there I said it
[LadyFabray] I'm pretty sure I've done that....
[TroutyMouth] No Quinn you wouldn't do it with me... Too busy sucking giant candy from Finns mouth
[Finnocence] Pah hahahaha
[Troll] Well the good thing about that is Finn and I found our way back together
[Satan-na] via a little detour in Puckermans bed
[TroutyMouth] why are women like this?
[GirlChang] no why is Rachel like this?
[Troll] Tina!!!!!
[MsJones] ANYWAY go to bed all of you
[Brit-tanynotspears] yes ma'am
[LadyHummel] Goodnight Mercedes <3
[Finnocence] are Kurt and Blaine over for real?
[LadyFabray] OH FINN FFS
[Satan-na] has removed [Finnocence] from the group