The One with another late night
[TroutyMouth] Guys guys guys have you seen the 4 hour Zack Snyder cut of Justice League
[MsJones] SAM NO IT'S 3AM
[LadyFabray] the geeking hour
[GirlChang] THE 3AM CLUB IS BACK
[LadyHummel] For the love of Britney Spears go to sleep
[Brit-tanynotspears] you called
[LadyHummel] no Britney, Brittany
[Brit-tanynotspears] I'm Brittany Bitch
[Troll] Some of us are trying to sleep
[Satan-na] Well nobody asked you to respond
[TroutyMouth] SANTANAS HERE
[Satan-na] Sam you are literally laying next to me
[ImMikeChang™] that seems fruity
[Satan-na] it's not we can't sleep so we are watching WWE
[MsJones] I'm sorry what!?!
[Bowtie] Save the pandas?
[NoahsArk] Blaine you are pretty but that's WWF
[LadyFabray] And I suppose you know all about saving the animals?
[Satan-na] he's a pussy, he cries every time Klaine sings and when we watched Endgame he cried at the opening credits
[NoahsArk] I'M NOT EVEN EMBARRASSED
[Troll] I had no idea you were a wrestling fan Santana???
[TroutyMouth] what do you think we are doing in our rooms when you complain we are making too much noise?
[LadyHummel] honestly I don't even know anymore
[Wheels] you two are like Pinky and the Brain
[GirlChang] Erm then can me Brit and Mercedes be the powerpuff girls?
[LadyFabray] I honestly don't care what you two do alone together it's now 3.10am
[Satan-na] ooooh ragey Quinn has entered the chat
[Finnocence] What's going on?? its like a really late time
[Satan-na] Puckerman cough up I told you Finns first words would be what's going on?
[NoahsArk] fine but you owe me $20 he just fell over a chair
[Brit-tanynotspears] nope he fell over me
[Satan-na] Brittany why are you on the floor?
[Brit-tanynotspears] looking for clues as to who ate my glitter
[NoahsArk] nobody Brit, you threw it at Finn remember when you had that fight?
[Finnocence] I have glitter in my pubes
[MsJones] oh no you didn't.....
[GirlChang] I'm intrigued
[Wheels] man do I not wanna hear about Finns glittery pubes
[ImMikeChang™] yeah I do speak up
[Bowtie] Michael is chaotic at this hour
[Finnocence] I told Brittany that It wasn't OK for her to cut up my t shirts to use to make glittery pom poms and she flipped out
[NoahsArk] as the parental figure here you both need to settle your differences and go to bed
[Satan-na] did you lose your balls when you knocked Quinn up?
[LadyFabray] that's your first warning Santana
[TroutyMouth] Ooooooooooffffffhhhhh
[Satan-na] Queen Fabray I would knock you on your back in the wrestling ring
[LadyFabray] try me
[TroutyMouth] this sexual tension is delicious
[LadyHummel] oh here we go
[MsJones] Sam's turned on by his own reflection
[NoahsArk] hey come on.... He's a cutie
[Satan-na] your gay is showing Puckerman
[NoahsArk] you can mock me Lopez but just remember you slept with Finn to try and prove you were sooooo straight
[Wheels] bye
[Bowtie] awkward
[Finnocence] whys it a bad thing???? I don't get it
[GirlChang] erm
[LadyFabray] this conversation is miserable for everybody involved
[NoahsArk] not for me
[Satan-na] AND I'D DO IT AGAIN JUST TO RELIVE THAT HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE so I can appreciate all the really good sex I have had
[Finnocence] how am I supposed to take this?
[TroutyMouth] this is not the 3am chat I invisioned
[Bowtie] did someone teach Sam new words?
[Satan-na] back off Bowtie Sam is really smart
[LadyFabray] it's 3.25am now!!! Tick tock
[Brit-tanynotspears] Tik and also Tok
[Wheels] by Key $ dollar sign ha
[MsJones] Brittany, Artie stop it
[GirlChang] I like this duet, 2 geniuses on a very different scale
[Brit-tanynotspears] that's why our sexual chemistry was off the charts
[Satan-na] stop
[LadyHummel] I'm getting bags under my eyes... Please go to sleep
[Troll] Kurt I'm so awake shall we get up and have Tea?
[TroutyMouth] Fuck it... Santana you wanna get wasted on Whisky and play twister with lightsabers?
[Satan-na] ABSOLUTELY
[NoahsArk] twisters kinda fruity
[Satan-na] wanky ;)
[Troll] please not now... Go to sleep
[Bowtie] The less I sleep the bigger my hair will be in the morning
[Finnocence] I'm not having this... Santana I feel like I need to prove myself to you
[Troll] you want to sleep with Santana again??!!?!!! WTF FINN
[MsJones] I think I want to change my cell phone number so that none of you have it
[Satan-na] even me bestie???? :(
[TroutyMouth] I'm right here, don't be rude
[Troll] SAM. SANTANA YOU ARE VERY UNREASONABLE
[LadyHummel] why can I hear stripper music?
[Satan-na] filming a strip tease and sending it TO Finn for funsies
[LadyHummel] Oh God
[Troll] He's my boyfriend
[Satan-na] oh you can have him I just want to make his life hell
[Finnocence] I give up
[NoahsArk] don't ever try to understand women
[GirlChang] why because we are better
[LadyFabray] it's 3.37am
[Satan-na] QUINN YOU AREN'T A CLOCK STOP TELLING US THE TIME
[Brit-tanynotspears] awwww is somebody a grouchy pants????
[LadyFabray] I'M DONE... I'M SO SLEEPY
[Satan-na] why too tired from being a basic blonde white girl all day?
[LadyHummel] give it up Santana we know that's your type
[TroutyMouth] that's why she loves me so much
[NoahsArk] if Sam had a vagina he would be a shoe in
[GirlChang] it's shoo in Puck
[NoahsArk] I know how to spell shoe Tina
[GirlChang] It's a different spelling
[MsJones] who flipping cares???!!!
[TroutyMouth] OMG WHATS BUGGING CHOO!??!
[MsJones] Oh I don't know
[LadyFabray] MAYBE THE FUCKING TIME
[Troll] Quinn just dropped the F bomb
[LadyFabray] for the love of God Rachel just be quiet
[Finnocence] Quinn don't be mean to Rachel
[Wheels] I'm going to call my mom I'm scared
[Brit-tanynotspears] In the middle of the night I'm in bed alone
[Wheels] Don't care if you're glass, paper, Styrofoam
[ImMikeChang™] MY CUP MY CUP SAYING WHAT'S UP TO MY CUP
[Finnocence] Dude are you OK??
[ImMikeChang™] My cup is my favourite song
[GirlChang] I can't sleep why don't we do something fun
[NoahsArk] my idea of fun is probably different to yours Tina
[Brit-tanynotspears] What's going on here??
[Satan-na] sorry Finn called he wants his phrase back
[MsJones] I think she's referring to Tina and Puck
[Bowtie] is someone else pregnant?
[Satan-na] yes me
[TroutyMouth] OMG IT'S MINE
[Satan-na] yes I'm pregnant with one of your guppy lipped tadpoles
[MsJones] I just snort laughed so hard my juice came out my nose
[GirlChang] never change Mercedes <3
[NoahsArk] can't I have friends?
[Satan-na] not realistically no
[NoahsArk] Everybody here likes me
[Brit-tanynotspears] I do like Puck, he's like a cool brother that I once slept with
[LadyHummel] very les dangerous liaisons
[LadyFabray] or flowers in the attic?
[Troll] are these books???
[Satan-na] ah yes the only book Rachel has ever read is her own autobiography that she's probably already prepared
[Wheels] she once asked me to proof read it
[Finnocence] I kind of get bored reading
[Satan-na] the only book Finn has ever read is The Very hungry caterpillar
[Finnocence] what's not to like Santana???
[TroutyMouth] dude I love the book
[LadyFabray] it's 4am now
[LadyHummel] Blaine is playing pokemon go in bed!!!!
[ImMikeChang™] GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
[Troll] I think we should all go to sleep, we are all very tired and this conversation isn't urgent perhaps we can reconvene this discussion at another time?
[LadyFabray] so what's everyone doing right now???
[MsJones] I thought now would be a good time to right a song
[Wheels] what's it called?
[MsJones] aptly named 3am
[GirlChang] Me and Mike are watching friends re runs with some hot chocolate
[Satan-na] you two are beautiful people <3
[LadyHummel] reading vogue I just made Rachel and I a tea, Blaine is still playing Pokemon go
[Bowtie] I was thinking of seeing what Sam and Santana were up to
[Troll] don't
[NoahsArk] LOL WHAT THEY DOING???
[Troll] can you not hear them???
[Bowtie] I have my headphones on
[LadyHummel] If I hear Sam shout "If you smell what the Rock is cooking one more time im going to hit him with the frying pan"
[Brit-tanynotspears] he'll probably hurt himself playing wrestling with Santana
[LadyFabray] please Santana is a cinnamon roll
[MsJones] But those two together is disaster
[Troll] I just peeped my head in on them, Sam is standing on the couch and Santana is on the floor
[Finnocence] Not the finishing move
[Bowtie] should I rescue Sam?
[NoahsArk] lol no
[Wheels] wait if Santana is on the floor shouldn't someone rescue her? She's so small
[Finnocence] lol nope let them be
[Troll] Kurt that sounded like the furniture!!!!!!
[LadyHummel] Sam has smashed the coffee Table, apparently Santana moved out the way and Sam landed on said coffee table and now it's broken
[GirlChang] IS Sam OK??
[Satan-na] I'm looking after his wounds
[Finnocence] are you wearing that candy striper outfit?
[Troll] ERM Finn?
[LadyFabray] Well are you?
[Satan-na] Sam's condition is very touch and go I can't have his blood pressure escalating
[TroutyMouth] Santana has watched enough greys anatomy that I would trust her to operate on me
[Satan-na] can I??
[TroutyMouth] well where you wanna do it?
[NoahsArk] think I checked back into this convo at a compromising time
[Satan-na] yo Quinn what is the time?
[LadyFabray] 4.15am
[Finnocence] BTW Brit fell asleep I tucked her back into bed
[Satan-na] <3 poor tired unicorn
[LadyHummel] can we not do perform black market organ donations in the living area please?
[GirlChang] Sounds more interesting than you Kurt
[Wheels] lol 4am Tina is cranky
[ImMikeChang™] 4am Mike is ALIVE
[Bowtie] he's thriving
[Troll] you two need to replace the coffee table
[TroutyMouth] I'll make one
[MsJones] dear Lord
[Satan-na] just glue the broken one back together
[Bowtie] no let's do a fun trip to IKEA
[Satan-na] FUCK YES
[TroutyMouth] I'm going to jump on all the beds
[Satan-na] let's pretend to have sex on the display beds and get kicked out and leave Blaine alone to cry and he'll look like a little lost boy
[NoahsArk] ah man I wanna go IKEA
[Finnocence] dude we should take Brittany and go
[Wheels] sounds disastrous
[Satan-na] Finn just be kicking those chairs like
[Finnocence] go to sleep Santana
[Satan-na] Hahaha haha jokes on you Hudson I'm going to keep your girlfriend warm
[TroutyMouth] Pezberry is happening!!!!!
[Troll] awww Santana are you coming to snuggle?? <3
[LadyFabray] I don't think so Rachel, you touch Santana and I'll slap you
[NoahsArk] besties its half 4am
[GirlChang] Puck that's really not how you tell the time
[NoahsArk] Tina!!!! This bossy side is new and exciting
[ImMikeChang™] no more Tina for you Puck
[Bowtie] I always get Tina privallages <3
[Wheels] this seems gross
[TroutyMouth] I'm going to sleep now
[Satan-na] you promised me hot cocoa with butterscotch sauce
[TroutyMouth] OK we can have that and then we can sleep
[Bowtie] can I join?
[Satan-na] well not really
[Bowtie] :/
[TroutyMouth] guys shall we reform the God squad???
[MsJones] omg Sam go to sleep
[NoahsArk] NOOOOOOOOO
[Satan-na] let's play 2 truths and a lie
[LadyHummel] fucking hell.... Muting chat
[TroutyMouth] I am a former stripper, I've kissed every girl in this group chat, I have a crush on Blaine
[LadyFabray] we said one lie Sam
[Finnocence] Blaine do you care to respond????
[Bowtie] I do not wish to be interviewed at this time
[LadyFabray] its 4.47am
[Satan-na] hey Quinn ;)
[LadyFabray] hello Santana ;)
[NoahsArk] ^^^^^^^ besties what's this???
[Satan-na] Sliding into Quinns heart
[LadyFabray] and my pants
[TroutyMouth] Smmmoooooooth criminal
[Satan-na] I've achieved everything I set out to do... I will now sleep
[TroutyMouth] can you sing me a lullaby?
[Finnocence] she probably sings Trouty Mouth to him in Spanish
[TroutyMouth] how did you know?
[Wheels] I'm the shutting this down.... Go to sleep
[ImMikeChang™] sweet dreams to all and to all a goodnight