The One with all the Friends reference's
[TroutyMouth] so no one told me life was gonna be this way
[Satan-na] clap clap clap clap clap
[Wheels] hi I'm Chanandler Bong
[Bowtie] COULD I BE ANYMORE ANNOYING???
[NoahsArk] I KNOW!!!!
[Finnocence] Puck you so aren't a Monica
[NoahsArk] I know I was just going with the theme
[Satan-na] Sam can we do the routine???
[TroutyMouth] I don't want everyone else to get jealous of us
[GirlChang] I definitely want to see this
[Bowtie] WHO IS REGINA PHALANGE??
[Brit-tanynotspears] there is no left phalange
[MsJones] you know what I don't really like friends
[LadyHummel] I know you did not just say that???
[GirlChang] Mercedes and you were the best one of all of us
[Wheels] why do I feel like I'm a Ross?
[ImMikeChang™] I'd have to be Mike right?
[Brit-tanynotspears] then you'd be married to me because I am definitely Phoebe
[TroutyMouth] SMELLY CAT SMELLY CAT... OR IS IT SMELLY CUP??
[GirlChang] Sam no
[Satan-na] Sam would be a Joey.....
[TroutyMouth] that makes you Chandler then you sarcastic little shit
[GirlChang] I'm definitely Gunther
[NoahsArk] awwww poor Tina I'll never forget you <3
[Troll] well I'm Rachel because I AM Rachel
[Satan-na] no you and Quinn are Carol and Susan
[TroutyMouth] LET'S GO LESBIANS
[LadyHummel] hello I worked for vogue I am clearly Rachel Green
[Finnocence] and Blaines obsessed with food so he's Monica
[Bowtie] thanks Finn :/
[Satan-na] wait that means I have to MARRY Blaine.... BLAINETANA FOR THE WIN
[TroutyMouth] That's a fine ass pairing... I approve
[LadyFabray] why do I have to be a lesbian with Rachel?
[Finnocence] because could you BE ANYMORE GAY FOR RACHEL?
[Satan-na] omg Was Finn just funny?
[NoahsArk] I think he was
[GirlChang] wait who is Janice????
[LadyHummel] Mercedes and her happy girl drunk laugh
[MsJones] BYE......
[NoahsArk] can Finn and I be Rachel's annoying sisters?
[Finnocence] I love this
[Troll] I suppose I'm Susan out of the two aren't I?
[Satan-na] well your more annoying than Quinn so yeah
[Troll] that's very offensive
[Satan-na] not really it was just rude
[GirlChang] it would be so cool if we lived in apartments opposite each other
[LadyHummel] Yes the children can live on their own then
[TroutyMouth] who are you calling children?
[NoahsArk] I think he means us
[Finnocence] Kurt we are family
[LadyHummel] yes and I don't wish to live in a house where dried on food on every surface is deemed acceptable
[NoahsArk] jokes on you Kurt we never waste food
[Bowtie] Kurt I hope I'm living in your apartment?
[LadyHummel] honestly no
[Satan-na] damn
[LadyHummel] you aren't welcome either
[Satan-na] erm go fuck yourself
[TroutyMouth] whatever me and Santana will start our own apartment
[MsJones] 3 apartments, non chaotic, part time chaotic and full time chaotic
[Troll] Me, Kurt, Quinn and Mercedes <3
[LadyFabray] oh no thankyou
[GirlChang] you can live with Artie, Mike and I in the part time chaotic apartment
[Bowtie] I'm so torn I think I belong in all 3
[TroutyMouth] you belong with me
[Satan-na] Seems gay
[NoahsArk] seems like a Taylor Swift album
[Brit-tanynotspears] come on Blaine join us....reunite the sunshine twins
[TroutyMouth] BLAM
[NoahsArk] plus you get Finn and I?
[Satan-na] ship name FUCK FYI
[MsJones] that's so fruity
[Satan-na] skank Quinn can come and join us in chaotic City ;)
[Brit-tanynotspears] unholy trinity threesome ;)
[TroutyMouth] omg I'm sweating
[LadyFabray] I'm not opposed
[Troll] Can we have a friends party?
[Satan-na] only if you wear a turkey on your head???
[NoahsArk] I mean come to think of it I'd like to try living in New York you know
[LadyHummel] I think California is just perfect for you
[Finnocence] I don't think he wants us there, we should pay them a visit
[Troll] YAY Finn I've missed you so much <3
[Satan-na] THIS is a disgusting display of affection
[TroutyMouth] you said you loved me last night
[Satan-na] yes I said "I love you froggy lipped ketucky fried southern Bieber haired boy"
[TroutyMouth] and then you made me choose the best kisser out of all the girls in Glee club
[MsJones] you think about that answer carefully Samuel
[Satan-na] he picked Blaine anyway
[LadyHummel] and when did that happen?
[Bowtie] erm it was a dare, Tina dared us to do it, it was when we were on a break
[GirlChang] I never dared you to do it
[Bowtie] but I was really really drunk
[TroutyMouth] you'd had like 2 beers
[LadyHummel] seems interesting
[Satan-na] I remember that, it Was Arties birthday
[Wheels] oh yeah Kurt and Rachel were 'too busy' to come
[NoahsArk] that's the night I peed in Artie sock drawer
[ImMikeChang™] AND Finn cried because we played musical chairs and Finn broke every single one
[LadyHummel] Blaine we were not on a break then
[TroutyMouth] oooooooohhhh shit it's going down
[Brit-tanynotspears] I'M YELLING TIMBEEEERRRRRRR
[Wheels] Don't you know that you're toxic?
[GirlChang] Which toxic... Mr Shue or Unholy trinity???
[TroutyMouth] UNHOLY TRINITY FOR THE WIN
[Finnocence] Sam has taste
[LadyHummel] NO Sam hasn't got a type
[Bowtie] Oh come on Kurt Santana, Quinn and Brittany are so beautiful. I'd pick them over Mr Shue
[NoahsArk] we've opened the door to heterosexuality for Blaine
[Satan-na] I THINK Rachel did that *SickEmoji
[Troll] anyway Artie sorry we missed your birthday
[Wheels] no you aren't
[Bowtie] Kurt I'm very sorry about what I did
[LadyHummel] Sorry Blaine I can't talk to you right now... We are on a break
[ImMikeChang™] OH DAMN... he went there
[MsJones] Kurt.. Honey
[Finnocence] he just hit him with that
[TroutyMouth] sorry can't talk right now.. Doing hot girl shit
[GirlChang] Sam!!!
[Satan-na] Blaine should write an apology letter 18 pages long
[TroutyMouth] FRONT AND BACK
[Brit-tanynotspears] I'd read that
[NoahsArk] I can't stand this fighting.... Klaine being upset with each other is too sad for me
[Satan-na] ^^^^ why are you like this???
[NoahsArk] I can't help that I have feelings Santana, you should try it sometime
[Satan-na] I have feelings.....
[TroutyMouth] yeah "you told coach Sylvester about my summer surgery" *SLAPS
[LadyFabray] for Santana that IS FEELINGS
[Troll] she used to keep a picture of me in her locker
[Satan-na] because you made me
[Troll] you love me just admit it
[Satan-na] ugh
[LadyHummel] there we go an admission of feelings
[MsJones] Are we going to drop the friends theme now?
[GirlChang] But Janice we wanna hear you say "OHHHH MYYYYY GAAAAWWWWDDD"
[MsJones] oh hell no
[Brit-tanynotspears] wait Blaine really is Monica, remember curly no hair gel broccoli haired Blaine? He's just like Bahamas humidity Monica
[TroutyMouth] omg stop....
[Satan-na] mmmmmm ruffled haired disheveled Blaine is Sam's favourite
[TroutyMouth] Santana be quiet
[Satan-na] I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love
[LadyFabray] Santana the chan chan man
[Wheels] guys I need some help lifting some furniture up the stairwell
[TroutyMouth] PIVOTTTTTT
[Satan-na] PIVOTTTTTT
[LadyHummel] can you two please stop shouting Pivot down the hallway?
[Troll] Where's the couch?
[Bowtie] right where it always is?
[Troll] erm yeah it's not
[LadyFabray] I've said it once and I'll say it again why do you New York people not just communicate amongst yourselves?
[ImMikeChang™] Oh Quinn don't get pissy, I want to know where the Hummelberry-Blamtana couch is
[NoahsArk] omg I'm living for those ship names <3
[Finnocence] dude why are you soft?
[NoahsArk] you take that back... I'm never soft
[MsJones] Puck No!!!!!!!
[Brit-tanynotspears] PENIS JOKES
[Wheels] you are keeping us in suspense where is the furniture?
[LadyHummel] apparently in a broken heap at the bottom of the stairwell
[Troll] THEY DROPPED THE COUCH PIVOTING IT UP AND DOWN THE STAIRS
[NoahsArk] besties you are such fun
[Finnocence] I'm sorry but that's hilarious
[LadyFabray] usually I don't have much of a sense of humour but that's hysterical
[MsJones] I'm not sure that Hummelberry feel that way
[GirlChang] and Blaine how do you feel about the loss of the couch?
[Bowtie] I just don't know what's going on anymore, Puck keeps calling everyone besties, there's a broken couch in the stairwell, Quinn's trolling herself, Kurt and I are on a break and Sam and Santana are suspiciously quiet
[LadyHummel] they are both grounded for a really long time
[Brit-tanynotspears] great parenting
[TroutyMouth] that's fine, Santana has a tv in her room... Being grounded will be fun
[Satan-na] I'M AN ADULT KURT
[Troll] why did you even do what you did?
[TroutyMouth] we were making a friends tribute video for tik tok
[Satan-na] if that stupid man from upstairs hadn't made us spooked we wouldn't of dropped it
[TroutyMouth] ALSO BLAINE YOU ATE MY SANDWICH.... MY SANDWICH
[Bowtie] is that why you've been ghosting me all day?
[NoahsArk] lol he's been ghosted by both his boyfriends
[Satan-na] lol Puck you are funny
[NoahsArk] high acolade from you bestie
[GirlChang] Puck omg stop
[Satan-na] no leave him alone.... If he wants to use the word bestie leave him be
[TroutyMouth] Artie you wanna come over?
[Wheels] erm not particularly no why?
[Brit-tanynotspears] why? It's not even as if you sit on the couch anyway
[MsJones] Brittany that's offensive
[Wheels] it was pretty funny tbf
[TroutyMouth] wanted to see if we could push you down the stairwell in one smooth roll and see how long it takes
[Wheels] erm no thankyou
[Satan-na] we could just push Rachel? She might break her schnoz on the way down
[LadyFabray] leave that to Finn
[Finnocence] I broke it one time!!!
[Troll] can we not insult me please?
[Satan-na] Rachel I'm messing with you... We all know you are hot if we don't look at what your wearing
[TroutyMouth] what a compliment
[ImMikeChang™] Sam has a low key kink for being insulted
[TroutyMouth] meh it's not even low key
[Satan-na] why do you think he loves me so much?
[TroutyMouth] say mean things
[Satan-na] your lips are so big they could of used them as an extra lifeboat when the titanic sunk
[TroutyMouth] I love it!!!!!!!!!! It's Rachel's yoga and mindfulness hour let's go fuck shit up
[Troll] guys no come on
[LadyHummel] did I say you were allowed out your rooms??
[Satan-na] hey Kurt you wanna go wander in the hall?
[LadyHummel] now she's threatening to murder me fabulous
[TroutyMouth] oh Kurt lighten up let's sing....
[Bowtie] So no one told you life was going to be this way.
[GirlChang] clap clap clap clap clap
[Finnocence] your job's a joke,
[NoahsArk] you're broke,
[Brit-tanynotspears] you're love life's DOA.
[ImMikeChang™] It's like you're always stuck in second gear,
[Wheels] When it hasn't been your day,
[MsJones] your week, your month,
[LadyFabray] or even your year.
[Troll] But, I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour.
[LadyHummel] I'll be there for you, like I've been there before.
[TroutyMouth] I'll be there for you,
[Satan-na] cause you're there for me too
..................
[LadyHummel] well anybody wanna go get some coffee at the cafe since we have no couch to drink it from at home?
[Satan-na] sorry I'm grounded
[TroutyMouth] ya same sorry
[GirlChang] I know a pretty great place
[Bowtie] let's go
[Troll] oh this will be lovely
........
[TroutyMouth] Hey Santana?
[Satan-na] yeah Sammy
[TroutyMouth] wanna switch the apartment round for fun?
[Satan-na] lets go