The One with the fourth of May
[TroutyMouth] A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.....
[Bowtie] may the force be with you
[Satan-na] and also with you
[Wheels] IT'S GONNA BE
[ImMikeChang™] MAYYYY
[GirlChang] the fourth
[LadyHummel] oh joy the nerd squad are out in force
[TroutyMouth] you do not disrespect the Jedi council
[MsJones] seriously? That's what you guys are going with?
[NoahsArk] fuck you guys where was my invite?
[Troll] I don't understand why we are talking about Star trek
[Satan-na] OMG NO ME GUSTA... SAM HOLD ME BACK..
[Troll] *SCREAMS
[Wheels] I've never hated you more Rachel.....
[Troll] what did I do???
[GirlChang] IT'S STAR WARS DAY RACHEL
[Troll] oh sorry I don't know the difference
[Brit-tanynotspears] is that the movie with Jar Jar binks?
[Bowtie] gross Brittany we don't talk about the phantom menace
[TroutyMouth] Guys you wanna dress up and zoom???
[NoahsArk] Shotgun Han Solo costume
[Finnocence] I'M CHEWIE
[Satan-na] seems accurate
[ImMikeChang™] Blaine are you going to be R2 D2?
[Bowtie] because I'm short? Haha funny
[GirlChang] the force is strong in this one
[TroutyMouth] we Stan forever dorky Tina
[Satan-na] Sam grab your blue lightsaber we going as Luke and Leia
[LadyFabray] erm will you wearing the gold bikini?
[TroutyMouth] KEEP THIS PLATONIC PLEASE.... I CAN'T THINK ABOUT SANTANAS BOOBS
[LadyFabray] I'll join this zoom call, I'll dress as Queen Amidala
[ImMikeChang™] wait can we get Kurt as C3PO?
[TroutyMouth] BYE THAT'S TOO FUNNY
[LadyHummel] Star wars is garbage
[Bowtie] YOU ARE GARBAGE
[Satan-na] WHELP
[LadyHummel] I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND
[Bowtie] I'm so sorry Kurt it just slipped out
[TroutyMouth] slipping through my fingers.... All the time
[MsJones] Sam stay outta this
[Brit-tanynotspears] Guys are Ewoks real?
[Wheels] Erm.....
[Satan-na] Ask Puckermans back
[NoahsArk] fuck you I shaved it
[Satan-na] show me bitch
[TroutyMouth] I AM YOUR FATHER....... *Darthvadernoises
[ImMikeChang™] I mean you've been with every girl here... You must be someones daddy
[Wheels] LOL SLUT SHAMED
[GirlChang] Mike you are exceptionally sassy today
[ImMikeChang™] I'm feeling myself
[Troll] well as you should <3
[GirlChang] are you hitting on Mike?
[Troll] Well he's an exceptional gentleman
[Bowtie] well I didn't expect this
[TroutyMouth] well there's no room for Rachel on the Millennium Falcon
[Troll] the what!?
[Satan-na] I hope you get trampled by a stormtrooper
[Brit-tanynotspears] VIOLENCE
[LadyFabray] but you usually stop the violence
[Brit-tanynotspears] VIOLENCE TOWARDS RACHEL
[Troll] erm this is so uncalled for
[MsJones] that's enough children
[Satan-na] Mama Jones is in the building
[TroutyMouth] she's like Yoda
[Satan-na] I was going to go with Darth Vader because she's wheezy
[MsJones] girl I will slap you
[LadyFabray] hey don't take that away from me
[Wheels] Sam, Santana, Blaine you wanna do the original trilogy back to back tonight???
[Bowtie] and then mock all the new films after?
[NoahsArk] peww peww peww
[TroutyMouth] neaaaaoooow neeeaaaooow
[Finnocence] ROAAAAAAAAAARRRR
[Satan-na] help me Obi Wan Kenobi your my only hope
[ImMikeChang] Can I be Obi Wan?
[Bowtie] Beep beep
[MsJones] seriously why are you just typing noise affects
[Wheels] real fans know
[MsJones] I'm not a fan I don't give A shit
[Brit-tanynotspears] Mercedes said a curse word
[TroutyMouth] Santana can I show you my lightsaber?
[Wheels] erm she's a lesbian
[Satan-na] I wanna see
[TroutyMouth] I'M TALKING ABOUT AN ACTUAL LIGHTSABER
[Bowtie] is it the colour changing one?
[GirlChang] NERD GADGETS ONE O ONE
[LadyHummel] clogging up my space
[Troll] oh God I've just got home why does the living area look like a desert
[Satan-na] it's Tatooine
[Bowtie] they drove up to the beach today and bought back the sand
[NoahsArk] you guys are awesome
[Bowtie] I dunno its cool but there's sand everywhere
[LadyHummel] half an hour ago Sam rubbed oil on himself and then rolled in the sand
[LadyFabray] dear God why?
[Satan-na] I said wouldn't it be fun if you did that?
[TroutyMouth] and it was
[LadyHummel] I hate both of you
[Bowtie] don't worry I'll clean all the mess
[LadyHummel] I hate you too
[Troll] Kurt let's go out for a nice dinner together tonight and leave these 3 alone
[LadyHummel] I hate you as well
[Troll] What did I do?
[LadyHummel] You came home
[GirlChang] Kurt's what's with you today?
[NoahsArk] leave my boy Kurt alone, just because he don't like Star Wars
[Finnocence] Kurt my brother are you OK?
[LadyHummel] why are you talking like pastor?
[TroutyMouth] pastor Finn here to resolve you
[Satan-na] forgive me father because I have sinned
[TroutyMouth] but I am your father
[Satan-na] hello daddy
[LadyHummel] fucking hell
[MsJones] LANGUAGE THE LANGUAGE
[Bowtie] wait I've got an idea of how to cheer us all up on this magical Star Wars day
[Wheels] no Blaine
[MsJones] please don't
[NoahsArk] oh he's not is he?
[Brit-tanynotspears] fucking do it
[Bowtie] let's sing the Star Wars theme tune but acapella
[GirlChang] Oooooh
[LadyHummel] if you do that Blaine you'll be singing the death march in acapella
[Finnocence] ouch
[TroutyMouth] Kurt has star wars knowledge
[LadyHummel] Kurt is tired
[Troll] let's get a hotel room and treat ourselves
[Satan-na] BYE have a nice evening
[TroutyMouth] Laugh it up fuzzball
[Satan-na] half witted nerf herder
[LadyFabray] hey Santana any plans on showing me that bikini under your princess Leia costume?
[NoahsArk] that's a bit gay Quinn
[TroutyMouth] that was hella fruity
[Finnocence] do I just turn girls gay?
[ImMikeChang™] ^^^^^ title of your autobiography
[Satan-na] Quinn babe do you need glasses?
[LadyFabray] I'm so embarrassed I obviously meant to message you privately
[Satan-na] don't worry about it, I've been wearing it for the past half an hour and Sam doesn't know where to look
[TroutyMouth] I tried to look away but then I ended up looking at Blaines penis area and now I'm just confused.... Am I fruity?
[ImMikeChang™] dear cosmo magazine, I think I love both my gay best friends one has boobs and the other one has a penis.... Am I fruity?
[NoahsArk] MIKE MAN YOU ARE KILLING ME
[Satan-na] fruity Sam, Also Sam I've told you to just look...
[TroutyMouth] Look what happened to Blaine though
[Bowtie] Blaine had an awakening
[LadyHummel] FIRST Rachel Berry and now Santana?
[Bowtie] just the boobs Kurt
[TroutyMouth] the force awakened
[LadyHummel] and you'll be the last Jedi if you don't be quiet
[Finnocence] OOOOOOOOHHH
[Troll] Finn we don't need sound affects
[NoahsArk] whiptoooossssh
[GirlChang] nice whipping noise
[NoahsArk] I like how know what that was ;)
[Brit-tanynotspears] I got the dress code wrong and dressed as Rachel
[Wheels] ooooh attack of the clones
[Satan-na] LOOK IT'S star wars day enough of everyone elses drama
[TroutyMouth] The empire is striking back
[MsJones] I can't wait until this is over
[Satan-na] it happens every year.. You should get used to it
[Bowtie] come on... Its time to start the movies
[Wheels] OK we are just waiting for Tina to use the bathroom
[NoahsArk] I'm so hyped up... Gonna get ready to yell sing the theme tune
[Wheels] and you used to bully me
[NoahsArk] dude I'm reformed I love you
[ImMikeChang] adorable
[Troll] I hope you guys are happy
[LadyHummel] have a wonderful evening, we are sipping cocktails in a bar
[Satan-na] And I'm having a lightsaber fight so who's having more fun huh??!!?
[TroutyMouth] ouch my eye
[Bowtie] Sam's out he got injured
[Finnocence] come on come on.... Start time
[Bowtie] DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
[TroutyMouth] duh duh duh duh
[Satan-na] dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
[NoahsArk] A NEW HOPE
[LadyHummel] I hope you all move out
[LadyFabray] I actually have no interest in these movies I just wanted to see you all making idiots of yourselves in your costumes
[TroutyMouth] Quinn please don't lie... You came to hope to see Santana in the gold bikini
[LadyFabray] and that
[Brit-tanynotspears] I have no idea why I'm here
[ImMikeChang™] ^^^^ a documentary series about Brittany S Pierce
[GirlChang] Mike is hyped
[Wheels] he's so legit today
[Satan-na] happy fourth guys
[TroutyMouth] Happy Fourth <3
[NoahsArk] come ON Finn do the Chewbacca roar
[Finnocence] ROAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
[Troll] I googled this creature its not attractive Finn
[Satan-na] God I hope you get eaten by Jabba the Hutt
[TroutyMouth] LOL LOL LOL
[Bowtie] Guys shush movie is on
[TroutyMouth] hums star wars theme tune really quietly
[Satan-na] makes sound effects quietly
[ImMikeChang™] TURN THE MOTHER FUCKING SOUND ALL THE WAY UP
[NoahsArk] Respect PEEEW PEEEW
[TroutyMouth] MAY THE FORCE ALWAYS BE WITH US