The One with Area 51
[TroutyMouth] and now on the Real Housewives of Glee Club, Quinn is in the confessional
[LadyFabray] I'm president of of the PTA, housewife, Jesus lover and I 'love' my husband but I'm having a lesbian affair with the sultry Latina who lives next door
[Satan-na] We wait til her husband goes to work and then we do it on his home office desk
[GirlChang] Sam Evans has been married to every housewife but has been hiding his feelings for his Bowtied neighbour across the street
[Bowtie] I bake cronunts for the entire street and hold tupperware parties
[LadyHummel] We eat all the contents of said tupperware, Blaine is my husband who may or not be in love with the shirtless gardener with the pouty lips
[Troll] Santana?
[TroutyMouth] Santana always gardens shirtless
[GirlChang] for the Aesthetic.....
[Santa-na] and why would I want to ruin my clothes whilst showing Quinn my roses? ;)
[Wheels] can I direct this shit show?
[ImMikeChang™] Tina is that housewife that knows the Tea
[Satan-na] Spilling the Tea with Queen T
[MsJones] Keeping up with the Glee Club
[LadyHummel] Santana Lopez, short and rude just like Kourtney
[Wheels] Rachel is Kim, obnoxious and self centered thinks she's the star of the show
[Troll] ARTIE!!!!!!
[MsJones] Brittany is definitely Khloe, total Khloe vibes
[Bowtie] Quinn is definitely Kendall, quiet and reserved and really pretty
[LadyFabray] thankyou Blaine <3
[Satan-na] My boy Sam is Kylie LOOK at those lips...
[LadyHummel] Sam's lip kits
[NoahsArk] avaliable in many shades
[Finnocence] Berry Blast
[Wheels] Noahs Nude
[LadyFabray] Satan-na Red
[MsJones] wait who's Rob????
[Brit-tanynotspears] Tina because everyone always forgets about her
[GirlChang] THANKS Britt :/
[ImMikeChang] What about Ghost hunting with Santana and Sam
[MsJones] bye LOL
[NoahsArk] Santana and her Mexican third eye contacting spirits whilst Sam does impressions to lure the ghosts out
[Wheels] Santana when she's contacting a spirit
[ImMikeChang™] ♪ TROUTTTTYYYY MOUTTTTHHHHHHHHH ♪
[TroutyMouth] I want this show :(
[LadyFabray] shoot me if I'm wrong but I can see Rachel and Finn in some nauseating Newlyweds type show
[Troll] our love isn't a joke Quinn
[Finnocence] I'd hate that
[Troll] Finn!!!!!
[Finnocence] I don't want to be followed all the time what if I have to poop?
[Satan-na] Nobody wants to watch you and the midget on screen
[MsJones] Sam belongs on the Bachelor
[TroutyMouth] Thanks :/
[LadyHummel] giving his rose to everybody
[Bowtie] I wish we could have a real superheros of Glee Club type show
[Satan-na] Damn yes
[TroutyMouth] do I need to whip out my Aquaman costume?
[Satan-na] be careful what you whip out Sammy ;)
[LadyHummel] oh God not this superhero shit again
[Wheels] oh no you didn't.....
[GirlChang] tell me Kurt is the riddler without telling me Kurt is the riddler
[NoahsArk] the snazzy outfit
[Satan-na] Skank Quinn would get it dressed as the Black widow
[NoahsArk] CRAZY Quinn would get it as Harley Quinn
[LadyFabray] please stop sexualising me
[Finnocence] Whatever DC losers
[TroutyMouth] ooooh captain boring has entered the chat
[Finnocence] sorry just because You want to be bisexual Batman to Gay Blaines Robin
[Satan-na] the disrespect Hudson
[NoahsArk] I kind of want to punch you right now Finn... We all know Blaine is Superman he already told us, I'm deadpool by the way... I can't pull off Batman
[ImMikeChang™] I'm Batman
[Wheels] OMG WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THIS????
[Satan-na] Mike literally never says anything ever except to say I'm Mike Chang or whatever he's definitely Batman because I'm pretty sure Batman only ever says 'I'm Batman'
[Brit-tanynotspears] I want to be Catwoman
[GirlChang] obviously, Lord Tubbington respect
[Wheels] I already told you I want to be Spiderman
[Brit-tanynotspears] Wheelchair Spiderman????
[Wheels] I'm a superhero I can do whatever I want
[TroutyMouth] look I know I would make a great Starlord but I will die before I give up the chance to dress as Aquaman at comic con
[Troll] are you all going?
[MsJones] count me out
[NoahsArk] Mercedes give us a little love
[MsJones] nope Rachel and I aren't coming to comic con
[LadyFabray] but even I'm going
[LadyHummel] I'm not going either
[Troll] nope we are going on a spa weekend
[NoahsArk] yawwwwwnnn
[Satan-na] basic bitches
[GirlChang] I'm going as poison Ivy
[Satan-na] Damn!!! Fire
[LadyFabray] have you moved on from me to Tina or something?
[TroutyMouth] jealous Quinn has just checked in
[GirlChang] sorry you've all been underestimating how hot I am for years
[NoahsArk] ^^^ always noticed just would never step on Mike's toes
[Finnocence] oh and you didnt care about bro code when you cheated with both Quinn and Rachel!!!!!!!
[Satan-na] Popcorn time
[Wheels] here's what you've missed on Glee
[Brit-tanynotspears] Artie broke the wall
[NoahsArk] Well this is awkward
[Finnocence] dude let's not fall out over it
[Wheels] well you got over that quickly
[NoahsArk] the past is the past... Me and Finn besties forever
[MsJones] wow OK
[Troll] Well we've all had a slip up
[Satan-na] did you slip and fall down Pucks pants?
[TroutyMouth] errybody fallen down my pants
[GirlChang] except Blaine
[TroutyMouth] there's still time
[Bowtie] SAM THE BOUNDARIES
[Satan-na] LOL WHAT EVEN ARE THEY?
[LadyHummel] None I'm pretty sure I saw you rubbing fake tan into Sam's abs last night
[Satan-na] Sam gets easily confused, I caught him rubbing one of your scented lubes into his abs once and I quote he said he liked the strawberry scent
[TroutyMouth] gave me a nice sheen
[LadyHummel] you two are so werid
[Bowtie] and you've only just figured that out???
[Troll] there are no boundaries here, Santana frequently bursts in whilst I shower and is always going through our stuff and she hacked my ipad when I was facetiming Finn privately
[Brit-tanynotspears] gross
[NoahsArk] Santana can hack???
[Wheels] I taught her that!!!
[MsJones] whatever for???
[ImMikeChang™] come on everyone needs to know how to hack into a computer system
[Brit-tanynotspears] LET'S GO AREA 51
[Troll] is she OK????
[Finnocence] Omg Puck can we?
[NoahsArk] hell yeah I'll make us some sandwiches
[LadyFabray] what???!!!! No you'll get arrested
[LadyHummel] oh no if anyone of us can get into area 51 it would be Brittany
[Brit-tanynotspears] thanks Kurt
[TroutyMouth] did the Aliens talk to you again Brittany?
[Brit-tanynotspears] yeah they said that they don't like Rachel's slutty new look and that Blaine needs to stop wearing hairgel because it's destroying the o zone layer
[MsJones] OK I think someone needs to put her to bed
[NoahsArk] if Brittany wants to see aliens let her
[Finnocence] I thought I saw an alien once but it was that cupcake that Puck made for the bake sale
[Satan-na] you once saw Jesus in a grilled cheese sandwich so I'd be quiet
[Wheels] GRILLED CHEESUS
[LadyFabray] weed cupcakes will do that to you
[GirlChang] So are you guys really going to area 51??
[NoahsArk] Brit is already in the car
[Satan-na] Erm keep her safe please <3
[Finnocence] Puck come on I wanna goooooooooo
[Troll] Finn!! This behaviour is not acceptable
[Brit-tanynotspears] aliens aliens aliens
[TroutyMouth] I WANNA GO
[Satan-na] fuck it.....pack the suitcases in your mouth let's go
[LadyHummel] Seriously!!!!!?????
[Bowtie] I don't think it's safe
[Troll] what about your jobs?
[Satan-na] tell them we've been abducted
[Wheels] Now I wanna come
[ImMikeChang™] Seems kinda awesome ROAD TRIP....
[GirlChang] well I'm not staying here on my own
[NoahsArk] we can camp out in the desert
[Satan-na] OK you lost me there... That's too much nature for me
[GirlChang] but you keep Razorblades in your hair
[TroutyMouth] lol not the Razorblades
[Satan-na] MY HAIR....THE HUMIDITY TINA THE HUMIDITY
[TroutyMouth] what if it's just an Amazon warehouse?
[LadyHummel] Well maybe you can collect my package
[Brit-tanynotspears] thankyou for ordering off my Page Kurt I knew you'd like the unicorn broach
[LadyHummel] yes it's truly delightful
[NoahsArk] ah man Brits spilt pixie sticks all over my car
[Brit-tanynotspears] sorry, your car kinda smelt and looked like boy I was Making it pretty
[Wheels] she's so precious
[Brit-tanynotspears] you wanna date?
[Wheels] ermmm I'm OK thankyou
[Finnocence] Puck I'm hungry can we stop soon for refreshments
[MsJones] did Finn just use the word refreshments?
[LadyFabray] That's a big word Count
[Satan-na] don't be such bitches Finns a growing boy
[Brit-tanynotspears] Puck says we've only been driving 15 minutes and we aren't stopping yet
[GirlChang] we are on the road too, we've already had verse 2 and 3 of trouty Mouth and I think any minute we might break into don't stop believin
[MsJones] not don't stop believin
[Bowtie] ooooh big tunes, I wish I was there
[Satan-na] should of come
[Bowtie] Kurt said I wasn't allowed
[LadyHummel] Kurt simply advised you that it was stupid
[TroutyMouth] Kurt you're Kurt why are you talking about Kurt like that?
[Troll] ^^^^^ what the actual????
[ImMikeChang™] Just a small town girl
[GirlChang] living in a lonely world
[Brit-tanynotspears] SHE TOOK PUCKS CAR TO AREA 51
[Wheels] just a city boy
[NoahsArk] Born and raised a badass
[Finnocence] he rode the backseat going somewhere
[Satan-na] Sam in a crowded room
[TroutyMouth] throwing out some white chocolate moves
[LadyFabray] for a smile I can have Santana for the night
[MsJones] Rachel Berry goes on and on and on and on
[Brit-tanynotspears] strangers waiting probably aliens, Donald trump can't stop me nowwwwwww
[TroutyMouth] Streetlights, policemen coming to take us away
[Satan-na] FIND ME SOMEWHERE IN THE NIGHT
[Finnocence] DON'T STOP BELIEVIN
[GirlChang] HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING
[Troll] OK well you are all just mocking our most famous song also Noah were you driving and texting?
[NoahsArk] no I pulled over
[Bowtie] you guys are great at accapella
[TroutyMouth] shutup Blaine
[LadyHummel] delightful that was... I wish I was deaf
[GirlChang] Hi Blaine
[Bowtie] hi Tina I miss you <3
[TroutyMouth] this seems sus
[Satan-na] GAY, STRAIGHT, BI, Tina
[Wheels] LOL
[Brit-tanynotspears] Guys what if we get in????
[Satan-na] you're a genius Brit you will definitely get us in
[TroutyMouth] God this is exicitng, Santana we can be like Mulder and Scully
[Wheels] tbh I don't even think we are going the right way
[Satan-na] what?????
[ImMikeChang™] I'm pretty sure we've just pulled up at an IKEA
[Satan-na] oh flat pack furniture aliens
[TroutyMouth] CROP CIRCLES
[Satan-na] I'm going to buy some more scented candles for Rachel
[GirlChang] I'll drive on our way out
[TroutyMouth] Beam me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Brit-tanynotspears] Aliens Aliens COME GET ME