The one with the festive quiet evening in
[Santaslittlehelper] BEST CHRISTMAS EVER
[HolidayHobbit] Finn knocked over the tree
[BaubleBoy] and then Tina knocked herself out
[SantasSleigh] AGAIN!!!!
[TinselTina] I had the weirdest fever dream whilst knocked out
[Santa-na] was I artie again!??
[TinselTina] Sam was dressed as a giant fish
[VirginMary] oh no that actually happened
[TreetopAngel] We got a highly blasphemous version of the birth of Jesus
[Mistlehoe] how do we know that there wasn't trout present at the birth of Jesus?
[VirginMary] I thought you were a Christian Sam did you not read the bible?
[Mistlehoe] I like the version with pictures
[TreetopAngel] I'm pretty sure there's no fish in the desert
[JesusesDaddy] can't get the image of Sam flopping about on the floor wailing O holy night with Blaine as baby Jesus in the makeshift manger
[CandyBlaine] I can't decide if I've never been more humiliated or if it was my greatest staring role
[LittleDrummerBoy] I'm really sorry I broke another chair
[HolidayHobbit] this is why we don't play violent games Finn
[Santa-na] Musical chairs isn't violent
[BaubleBoy] you punched Puck
[JesusesDaddy] playfully
[Santa-na] that's how we communicate
[VirginMary] one day those two might have an actual conversation
[JesusesDaddy] but we've progressed so much from sleeping together
[Santa-na] and we did that.... Alot back in the day
[HolidayHobbit] gross
[Santa-na] oh be quiet you would totally of ridden the Jewhawk
[SantasSleigh] LOL I just spit out my coffee
[TinselTina] Artie stop trying to be cool, you have a glass of milk
[MikeChangmass] just checking in guys.... Great festivities
[TreetopAngel] Hey Mike, thanks for saving my face from Finn during twister
[MikeChangmass] anything for you Ms Jones <3
[TinselTina] is everybody here just having a secret loveship???
[HolidayHobbit] what the hell is as loveship?
[VirginMary] romantic friendship???
[TinselTina] yeah!!!!
[JesusesDaddy] BLAM
[LittleDrummerBoy] Puck!!!!
[JesusesDaddy] what!??? BLAM are my romance role models I think they are cute
[BaubleBoy] he's my boyfriend Puck
[Mistlehoe] for now ;)
[Santa-na] you are my loveship Sam and I will fight Bottom Blaine until the death
[VirginMary] do I mean nothing to you?
[Santa-na] Quinn don't be jealous
[CandyBlaine] I'm not A bottom
[Mistlehoe] well that's a lie, lies are bad
[JesusesDaddy] hey Quinn I think you need to bring back the Glist
[HolidayHobbit] please don't it's Christmas season
[CandyBlaine] what's a Glist?
[Santa-na] Quinn invented the Glist, it ranks the New Directions members in order of sexual scandal
[Mistlehoe] SLUT SHAMING TIME
[JesusesDaddy] NUMBER ONE GO
[Mistlehoe] ARTIE!!!
[SantasSleigh] WHAT!!??!! WHY???
[Mistlehoe] you a hoe hoe hoe
[CandyBlaine] you gave several girls chlamydia, plus you've dated Sugar, Brittany, Kitty, Tina and had one a night stand with Ms Pillsburys niece
[JesusesDaddy] So Artie is No 1????
[TreetopAngel] This is a terrible Christmas game
[VirginMary] SAM!!! YOU ARE NUMBER 2
[Mistlehoe] white chocolate got it going on
[Santaslittlehelper] Yeah boy!!!!!!!
[VirginMary] you've dated Me, Santana, Brittany, Nurse Penny, Mercedes and kissed Tina and Rachel and I'm pretty sure you and Blaine have something going on
[Mistlehoe] and I enjoyed every single one of you
[CandyBlaine] :/ Sam stop
[JesusesDaddy] can I nominate no 3???
[Santa-na] don't be tacky and nominate yourself
[JesusesDaddy] I'm nominating YOU LA LOPEZ
[HolidayHobbit] here we go
[Mistlehoe] she dated me
[BaubleBoy] yeah we all know :/
[JesusesDaddy] and me
[Santa-na] sex isn't dating
[Santaslittlehelper] She's also dated me
[VirginMary] and slept with me
[LittleDrummerBoy] and me
[HolidayHobbit] FINN!!!!!! I Dont need reminding of that
[BaubleBoy] and what about Dani???
[Santa-na] oh yeah she was so hot
[CandyBlaine] also what about that sexual tension WITH Sebastian
[Mistlehoe] oh NO YOU DIDN'T
[JesusesDaddy] and that hot Spanish teacher
[Santaslittlehelper] Mr Schue???
[TinselTina] Ewww Brittany no
[BaubleBoy] oh he was handsome
[Santa-na] fine keep this rolling who's next
[SantasSleigh] surely it has to be Puck now?
[LittleDrummerBoy] yes boy is a man whore
[JesusesDaddy] FINN!!! YOU SUPPOSED TO BE MY BOY
[LittleDrummerBoy] yeah sorry I'm just feeling a little sassy
[BaubleBoy] Sassy? Finn you have been my brother too long!!!
[Santa-na] Puckerman is absolutely next, Me, Quinn, Rachel, Santana, Shelby, Brittany, Lauren, dated Mercedes, Kitty
[Mistlehoe] wow you a slut
[Santa-na] don't slut shame me Evans
[BaubleBoy] boys come on
[Santa-na] *waits for it
[TinselTina] (Mr Schue voice) COME ON GUYS NO FIGHTING WE'RE A FAMILY
[VirginMary] Oh please
[Santa-na] She has a family she's a mother
[Mistlehoe] YOU HAD A BOOB JOB
[Santa-na] sure did *slap
[VirginMary] this isn't even in the right order
[Santaslittlehelper] Stop the violence
[HolidayHobbit] so who's at number 5?
[CandyBlaine] Quinn
[VirginMary] excuse me!!!??
[CandyBlaine] Finn, Puck, Sam, Finn again, Puck again, Santana, Biff, Puck again again, oh and that professor
[VirginMary] OK fine I'll take that
[BaubleBoy] I think it's Brittany next
[TinselTina] to be fair Brittany haven't you supposedly made out with everyone in the school?
[Santaslittlehelper] almost except like you and Mercedes
[Santa-na] I think Rachel is next, Finn, Puck, Jesse, Finn, Puck, Jesse, plastic man, Tried to date Sam, unresolved sexual tension with your dance teacher
[LittleDrummerBoy] wow Rachel
[HolidayHobbit] Well you are next Finn since you can't decide between me or Quinn and you kissed Ms Pillsbury, went on a date with Brittany and I haven't forgetten that you got jiggy with Santana
[Santa-na] imma throw up tik tok in assembly style
[Mistlehoe] NEXT NEXT
[BaubleBoy] Blaines pretty slutty
[CandyBlaine] huh what!!!
[BaubleBoy] REMEMBER THE LIGHTHOUSE BLAINE
[Mistlehoe] oooooof mic drop *explosivenoises
[Santaslittlehelper] I think Kurt is next, he dated me makes him a little slutty
[Santa-na] TINA COHEN CHANG
[TinselTina] Omg what!!??
[Santa-na] Artie, Mike, and Sam plus every gay man on the planet I think makes you number 11
[MikeChangmass] I'm number 12, its a good number and I'm barely slutty
[TreetopAngel] so I'm last on the list?? PRAISE!!!!!! Where I should be
[SantasSleigh] well so glad we've spent this festive evening discussing this
[Mistlehoe] so did everyone love their presents from ME???
[BaubleBoy] yes Sam we are thoroughly thrilled with a topless 12 month calendar of you
[Mistlehoe] alright alright alright
[Santaslittlehelper] oh that's you? I thought it was Quinn
[VirginMary] what? How can you not tell us apart, we literally saw you like 2 days ago
[Santaslittlehelper] whatever Kitty
[Santa-na] oh no no no, I know that little witch was Artie's girlfriend at one point but we do not compare her to Quinn
[SantasSleigh] I really miss Kitty :(
[TinselTina] maybe you shouldnt of dumped her
[HolidayHobbit] Well I for one I'm glad the holiday season is nearly over, back to normality
[JesusesDaddy] Hello New Years baby
[Santaslittlehelper] COUNTDOWN
[CandyBlaine] Shall we all drink hot chocolate and watch one last holiday movie together?
[TreetopAngel] yeah we can all zoom <3
[MikeChangmass] ELF ELF ELF
[TinselTina] Mike wants to watch ELF
[SantasSleigh] Elf it is
[LittleDrummerBoy] I don't understand this zoom thingy, why is Kurt wearing a silk robe?
[TreetopAngel] Sam why are you shirtless?
[Mistlehoe] I knew I was forgetting something lol
[HolidayHobbit] Blaine has made us delicious holiday cocktail
[SantasSleigh] is 3 parts hair gel and 1 part cronut?
[JesusesDaddy] nothing beats a little sip of the Puckerman punch
[Santa-na] I don't know I've heard sour Rachel Berry juice is pretty great
[TreetopAngel] can you all stop texting and watch the movie??
[HolidayHobbit] btw Quinn I love my super festive new reindeer sweater
[Santa-na] gay
[VirginMary] it's alright Rachel, it looks lovely
[Santa-na] and when you thought it couldn't get any gayer
[Mistlehoe] a wild Blaine appears
[CandyBlaine] btw Puck the glittery rainbow hair gel is appreciated but very messy
[JesusesDaddy] dude I knew you would love it I saw it and thought who do I know that's gay and loves hair gel?
[BaubleBoy] aww Noah Puckerman our number one straight Ally
[JesusesDaddy] I wear that rainbow shit with proud man
[TreetopAngel] mmmm hmm Puckerman you get down off your high horse because I am the number one straight ally
[Mistlehoe] Baby bi bi bi...... Bi bi
[VirginMary] that's very clever Sam
[Santaslittlehelper] Sam where are you going!?
[Santa-na] Tina I must say the framed sheet music for trouty Mouth looks beautiful on the piano
[TinselTina] I knew you'd love it
[MikeChangmass] thankyou for my book of crayon drawings Brittany
[Santaslittlehelper] I love you Mike Chang
[LittleDrummerBoy] IS Tina crying???
[SantasSleigh] oh for God sake Tina!!!
[TinselTina] this is all so emotional I love you guys so much
[Santa-na] Tina stop that <3
[VirginMary] can I just say who bought me the candle with me dressed as the virgin Mary on it?
[Santa-na] obviously me
[JesusesDaddy] I really enjoyed it when the Unholy Trinity and Sam performed jingle Bell rock from mean girls
[BaubleBoy] of course you did
[CandyBlaine] it was an event
[Mistlehoe] not to be missed
[Santa-na] look Christmas is over now can I go back to being a raging bitch???
[HolidayHobbit] can you not pretend that you aren't snuggled up next to Sam platonic cuddling whilst Kurt is playing with your hair?
[Santa-na] go away Berry, just because Blaines now asleep and you have no one to cuddle
[TinselTina] awww Rachel I'd come round and snuggle you but I don't wanna
[HolidayHobbit] WHO EVEN ARE YOU TINA??????????
[Santa-na] let's say it all together now
[BaubleBoy] *aggressively* WHO WROTE THIS TINA???
[Santa-na] wanky, just wanky