The One with the hokey cokey
[NoahsArk] things Quinn Fabray says during sex
[TroutyMouth] let's pray
[Satan-na] I'm not a lesbian but let's do that again
[LadyFabray] Funny
[NoahsArk] Rachel Berry go
[Wheels] I hope I get a solo after this
[Satan-na] I think I'll reward Finn with a gold star after this
[Troll] this isn't funny stop it
[GirlChang] keep this rolling it's hilarious
[NoahsArk] Finn Hudson
[TroutyMouth] says nothing *kicks chair
[Satan-na] ^^^^^^^ *does nothing
[Finnocence] THAT'S SO RUDE
[Brit-tanynotspears] But does magic Mike have the moves?
[GirlChang] I can confirm
[LadyHummel] Blaine thinks about cronuts during sex
[Bowtie] whatever Kurt you don't pull any moves you just do that weird shoulder shimmy thing
[TroutyMouth] pfft I have the best white chocolate moves
[Satan-na] you probably do Matthew McConaughey impressions and say words out loud in Na'vi
[NoahsArk] what the hell is Navi?
[Satan-na] its Na'vi Puckerman
[TroutyMouth] Santana the fact that you put the apostrophe in the word shows you up for being a total dork
[Satan-na] shut your trout hole
[MsJones] wait are you two actually fighting?
[TroutyMouth] she threw all my chapsticks out the window
[GirlChang] jeez
[Wheels] seriously???
[Satan-na] I told him not to tickle me
[LadyFabray] and that's what you two are fighting about!?
[Troll] yes it's been like this for 2 hours now
[Satan-na] you can be quiet as well
[Brit-tanynotspears] Santana what's up with you?
[TroutyMouth] I said I'm sorry, how can I make it up to you?
[Satan-na] put on one of Rachel's reindeer sweaters and watch Dork movies with me
[NoahsArk] awwww are we all friends again?
[Finnocence] PUCK!!!!!
[NoahsArk] what did I do????
[Finnocence] I've forgotten
[Brit-tanynotspears] sometimes I forget to put underwear on
[GirlChang] good to know :/
[LadyFabray] Why is this group chat always about who's fighting with who or who wants to sleep with who this week? Why can't it ever be oh did you read that really great book? Or hey Quinn you look pretty today
[Satan-na] who pissed in your granola?
[TroutyMouth] LOL Quinn clearly none of us read....
[GirlChang] excuse me I read
[Wheels] horoscopes don't count Tina
[TroutyMouth] Astrology bitch
[Brit-tanynotspears] every friendship group has......
[NoahsArk] big titty identity Crisis
[Satan-na] I will punch you if you are talking about me
[NoahsArk] calm down they are good boobs
[Brit-tanynotspears] the best
[LadyFabray] can you stop quoting from tik tok?
[Bowtie] don't be such a snob Quinn
[Satan-na] Omg did Blaine put on his big boy pants today
[TroutyMouth] I literally just choked on my drink LOL
[Satan-na] how could you choke? Can't you collect enough water in your giant mouth to keep you hydrated for a month?
[TroutyMouth] I'm not a Camel Santana
[Satan-na] alright encyclopedia bitch
[MsJones] you two exhaust me
[Finnocence] I tried to collect rain water in my mouth once
[NoahsArk] wtf Finn???
[ImMikeChang™] I feel like you guys just need to all hug it out
[Wheels] you high?
[ImMikeChang™] no just chill... No drama
[Brit-tanynotspears] Where's Puck?
[NoahsArk] in my room
[Brit-tanynotspears] Can we play a prank on Finn?
[Finnocence] I'm right here
[Brit-tanynotspears] go away a minute
[Finnocence] Erm
[LadyFabray] oh for fucks sake
[Satan-na] are you hormonal?
[NoahsArk] me?? No I mean my boobs are a little sore but..
[MsJones] bye
[Troll] I think Santana was talking to Quinn
[Satan-na] yes I was Berry, stop trying to get Quinn's attention
[Wheels] not a Fabery shipper ^^^^
[LadyHummel] I am a Quinntana shipper all the way
[Satan-na] Lady Hummel that is so touching
[NoahsArk] I mean the passion, the fire, the enemies, best friends to lovers trope is perfect... I ship it... Plus you are both hot
[TroutyMouth] mic drop
[Brit-tanynotspears] stop dropping Mike
[ImMikeChang™] never change Brittany never change <3
[Bowtie] Puck are you are Quinntana shipper too?
[NoahsArk] Totes.... Blam, Tike, and Quinntana are my favourite ships
[GirlChang] Awwwww PUCK <3
[LadyFabray] you are all insane
[Finnocence] Imagine their wedding vows
[TroutyMouth] you did this to me, you made me your wife
[GirlChang] yeah sure did *slaps
[LadyFabray] stop this now
[Troll] I actually dig this sapphic ship
[Satan-na] Rachel is our favourite straight lesbian
[Troll] I don't know what that even means
[Satan-na] sure thing ;) don't try and ever make out with me again
[Bowtie] tbf everyone wants to make out with you Santana
[LadyHummel] OK Blaine, show yourself up
[TroutyMouth] show yourself out the door
[Bowtie] Sam stop picking fights
[Satan-na] don't start ON Sam
[Wheels] excellent well done Blaine now look what you've done
[MsJones] I love them both dearly but I think sometimes if you kicked Samtana out of the group chat it would run alot smoother.
[LadyHummel] Mercedes Jones the voice of God and reason
[Finnocence] who would be in charge then
[GirlChang] God no.... RACHEL would just make a group chat
[Brit-tanynotspears] Artie shouts preach during sex
[Wheels] WTF BRITTANY
[Brit-tanynotspears] I forgot what we were talking about
[Satan-na] LISTEN Mercedes Jones I will not leave this group chat, Sam and I are the gift that keeps on giving....
[LadyHummel] I'd like to return this gift
[Troll] Do you guys really think I have a crush on Quinn
[LadyFabray] oh my God. I hate my life
[Finnocence] tbf I think you do, even when we dated for the first time I kind of felt you were into Quinn and I'm an idiot
[Troll] this is ridiculous
[Satan-na] and so is the fact that Kurt is running around making you special tea for your voice
[Troll] I'm resting
[LadyHummel] I'm not Rachel's bitch
[TroutyMouth] debatable
[LadyHummel] sorry aren't you Santana's bitch?
[TroutyMouth] always
[Satan-na] <3
[ImMikeChang™] I think we should go camping
[Satan-na] do I look like Dora the explorer?
[GirlChang] Mike that's extremely random
[ImMikeChang™] not really, I think it will help us all to bond
[LadyHummel] we are all basically incestuous I don't think we need to bond anymore
[NoahsArk] I don't think there's a combination here we haven't tried
[Finnocence] Ew Kurt's my actual brother
[TroutyMouth] I've run out of options tbh
[LadyHummel] leave Blaine alone
[TroutyMouth] why do you assume Blaine is my number one choice?
[GirlChang] one word BLAM
[Bowtie] I'm over my crush on Sam
[Brit-tanynotspears] LIES
[Troll] look why don't we try what Quinn said and talk about normal things
[Satan-na] stop dry humping Fabray
[Wheels] So let's try it
[LadyFabray] please don't dry hump me
[Troll] so what did everybody do today?
[Brit-tanynotspears] Made all of Finn's t shirts tie dye
[TroutyMouth] Artie did you go to the STI clinic?
[Wheels] no I went to class and made dinner with Tina
[LadyFabray] I wrote a paper, went to a new coffee shop and did some yoga
[MsJones] ^^^ lol you my favourite white girl Quinn, bet you love a pumpkin spice latte too?
[LadyFabray] <3 Love you Mercedes you are so very accurate
[Satan-na] pumpkin spice lattes are delicious
[NoahsArk] thought you'd be a black espresso kind of girl?
[Satan-na] sorry do you still drink warm milk and cookies Puckerman?
[NoahsArk] I'm telling you.... That's a delicious treat
[TroutyMouth] last night Santana and I tried to fit as many oreos in my mouth as we could.
[Troll] yes and you left the crumbs everywhere
[Bowtie] so I found a new bakery today
[LadyHummel] oh Blaine no
[Troll] does anybody want to hear what I did today?
[GirlChang] no not really
[LadyFabray] not particularly
[Satan-na] did anybody hear that?
[Finnocence] I do Rachel
[Troll] so I think I booked a commercial for shampoo
[Brit-tanynotspears] will you be drinking it?
[MsJones] GIRL LOL PRAISE.
[Wheels] I love how Brittany always just pops in every now and then with a gem and then leaves again
[Satan-na] a bit like Jesse st Jerk
[Finnocence] DO NOT SPEAK HIS NAME
[NoahsArk] I'd like to punch that dude
[LadyFabray] he's very handsome and charming though
[Satan-na] lies Quinn Fabray, you've never found a man handsome and charming
[TroutyMouth] *cough
[NoahsArk] *folds arm
[Finnocence] *taps foot
[Satan-na] oh looks like me and Fabray have the same taste in men
[MsJones] none??!!
[Wheels] LOL Ms Jones has entered the chat
[TroutyMouth] oh boy I am hurt
[LadyHummel] did you try count to 10 again!!??
[Brit-tanynotspears] Sam is Smart!!!!!!!
[Satan-na] Look Lady Hummel, Sam is Brittana's number one Stan
[TroutyMouth] I love all my ex girlfriends
[NoahsArk] isn't Santana you're fake wife?
[Satan-na] and what of it?
[GirlChang] I like all the couples
[Wheels] Tina you are just a fan girl
[ImMikeChang™] OK who here SHIPS Finchel?
[MsJones] I hate ship names so trashy
[Satan-na] babe we are trashy people
[Brit-tanynotspears] nobody ships Finchel, I like Rachel and Puck
[Satan-na] imma say it I low key like Rachel and Puck
[NoahsArk] I KNEW YOU WERE A SECRET PUCKLEBERRY SHIPPER
[Troll] is that why you never tried to fight with me over Puck, when you did with everyone else who tried to date him?
[Satan-na] look I think you look cute together, have nice chemistry and I'm a sucker for people I pretend to hate but actually like.
[Bowtie] isn't that all of us?
[GirlChang] So who's president of the Klaine ship?
[Troll] MEEEE <3 MY FAVOURITE
[Finnocence] I Ship Tike
[MsJones] King and Queen, I think they are my favourite too sorry everyone else
[Wheels] I have to say I kind of dig PUCKLEBERRY too
[Finnocence] shall I just leave now?
[Satan-na] could you leave behind your giant shoes so we can all go row boating in them?
[LadyFabray] Marry Me?
[TroutyMouth] what just happened?
[LadyFabray] Santana is the woman for me!
[TroutyMouth] I will divorce her for you
[Satan-na] Fabgay did you just propose to me?
[LadyFabray] it just slipped out
[Troll] Well I had no idea Quinn I must say I am truly shocked
[LadyFabray] what did you have no idea about???
[Troll] about this love you had for Santana
[Finnocence] I smell jealousy
[TroutyMouth] The GAY JUMPED OUT
[GirlChang] Bisexual Barbie
[LadyFabray] I feel quite attacked
[Bowtie] OMG RAINBOW CRONUTS
[LadyHummel] No Blaine not now
[TroutyMouth] I wanna move out
[Troll] this isn't about you
[Satan-na] Sam let's move out.. Get our own apartment and then the gay can jump in and out as it pleases
[TroutyMouth] THE GAY HOKEY COKEY
[NoahsArk] and what if that's what it's all about?
[Troll] has left the chat
[ImMikeChang™] oh bye Rachel
[MsJones] She mad???
[Finnocence] probs pissed because Quinn doesn't love her
[NoahsArk] Bisexual Berry has left the chat
[Brit-tanynotspears] Don't let her back in
[GirlChang] She obviously doesn't want to shake it all about
[Wheels] she does but with Quinn
[Bowtie] guys this is mean
[Satan-na] oh please she brings it on herself
[TroutyMouth] IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA
[LadyHummel] I guess I'll go deal with dramatically crying Rachel then
[LadyFabray] would be wise
[Satan-na] off you go
[TroutyMouth] So should I pack my bags or????
[Satan-na] Hey Quinn call me ;)
[Brit-tanynotspears] unholy trinity hotline ;)
[TroutyMouth] I now self identify as a lesbian
[Satan-na] I mean that makes alot of sense
[LadyFabray] Sam is now one of us <3
[TroutyMouth] WHERE DO I SIGN UP?
[Satan-na] Sam Evans Americas favourite lesbian