The one with the 3am club
[Mistlehoe] Do you think I could see Santa's sleigh right now though a telescope?
[TinselTina] Sam it's 3am :/
[Santa-na] what's your point Tina?
[VirginMary] Santa isn't real go to sleep
[Santaslittlehelper] WHAT A BITCH ^^^^
[SantasSleigh] Sam go to bed
[Mistlehoe] I'm in my bed I'm just wondering
[Santa-na] correction you are in my bed
[CandyBlaine] why???
[Mistlehoe] YAY Blaine you're awake
[CandyBlaine] yes and stop messaging you'll wake up Kurt and then he'll be all bitchy
[Mistlehoe] Also Santana don't act like you didn't invite me here
[JesusesDaddy] whaaaatt???
[Santa-na] I had a nightmare
[VirginMary] really?
[Santa-na] I got scared
[VirginMary] of what?
[Santa-na] I'm not telling you
[Mistlehoe] it's ok Santana I always got you <3
[TreetopAngel] I know y'all didn't wake me up to read this weird love fest, I'm going back to bed and putting you on snooze.
[Mistlehoe] I'll take you to the candy shop
[Santa-na] let you lick my lollipop
[HolidayHobbit] this is really inappropriate
[TinselTina] guys could you not?!?!?
[SantasSleigh] ugh its like the middle of the night why are you two so weird?
[JesusesDaddy] skyrockets in flight
[Mistlehoe] AFTERNOON DELIGHT
[Santaslittlehelper] I wonder what made cats think meow is the sound they were gonna go for?
[HolidayHobbit] Please Brittany not now, why doesn't everybody go to sleep?
[Santaslittlehelper] Rachel nobody asked you
[HolidayHobbit] fine I'm muting the group chat interupted sleep isn't good for my voice or my beauty
[Santa-na] awww night night
[TinselTina] LOL!!! IS SHE OK? ^^^^^
[Mistlehoe] no she's making rude gestures as she types
[Santaslittlehelper] you are so hilarious and hot Santana
[Santa-na] awww Brit Brit <3
[VirginMary] Omg Santana I know you aren't video calling right now
[MikeChangmass] yas 3.30am party line
[JesusesDaddy] Mike has become chaotic and I love it
[CandyBlaine] the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
[LittleDrummerBoy] by George he's got it
[JesusesDaddy] Sam's Guitar solo....
[Mistlehoe] Finn banging on the drums
[CandyBlaine] Mike doing a dance break
[JesusesDaddy] Artie my man doing a beautiful vocal run
[LittleDrummerBoy] Blaine hitting a dramatic high note
[Mistlehoe] Pucks rocking out
[Santa-na] wow the world's worst boy band
[Mistlehoe] sorry remember when I sang Bieber and you were all up in my grill cos you wanted to gets on these froggy lips
[VirginMary] now that was worth being woken up for.... Sam Evans just owned Santana Lopez
[TinselTina] I mean we did have to watch you both basically dry humping for an entire evening in Rachel's basement
[JesusesDaddy] I mean it's not as kinky as it sounds
[Santa-na] I was confused
[Mistlehoe] Awww maybe you just need a little reminder kiss from this guppy face under the mistletoe this Christmas
[Santa-na] what is wrong with you?
[Mistlehoe] I don't know I'm kinda horny, moody and emotional all at once I think I'm getting my period
[SantasSleigh] :/ I'm out... Goodnight
[JesusesDaddy] ^^lol goodnight my man <3
[LittleDrummerBoy] do pigeons recognise each other? Like they go oh hey man how's the wife and kids?
[VirginMary] I can't believe I thought you were the love of my life, I'm going to bed goodnight xx
[Mistlehoe] mwah haha the night boys are still awake
[Santaslittlehelper] and girls don't be racist Sam, also Sam if you need to borrow a tampon I'm sure Kurt has loads
[CandyBlaine] Brit Kurt does not have tampons
[Santaslittlehelper] whatever go lick some hairgel
[CandyBlaine] Brittany don't be in a mood with me
[Santaslittlehelper] I'm sorry I'm tired, I was writing my list to Santa today I'm kinda tired I'm going to go to sleep, I love you Blaine <3
[Santa-na] Love you Brit Brit
[Santaslittlehelper] you too Santana, Sam keep her warm for me
[JesusesDaddy] erm...
[Santa-na] wanky ;)
[MikeChangmass] PARTY PEOPLE STILL AWAKE
[TinselTina] Mike could you stop yelling, don't wake Artie up again if he comes rolling in here all pissed and moody I'll never hear the end of it
[CandyBlaine] I'm surprised Kurt hasn't worken up yet
[Santa-na] come get in with us, please don't wake up Lady Hummel, he's very unfestive today
[TinselTina] how so?
[Santa-na] Told me to stick the star on top of the tree where the sun doesn't shine, and Sam spent a long time looking around the apartment looking for this spot where it doesn't shine, I told Kurt that's Berry's gold star she won't be happy about it being stuck somewhere unsunshiney
[MikeChangmass] LOL who wants to have that conversation with Sam?
[LittleDrummerBoy] So what did you do to piss him off?
[Mistlehoe] she routed through all the presents and opened them all just to take a look
[CandyBlaine] yeah he wasn't happy at ALL
[TinselTina] lol Kurt's so dramatic, he's going to hate us all Christmas eve
[Santa-na] are you planning on causing mischief Tina?
[Mistlehoe] I miss causing mischief with Tina, you should come hang out with us more
[MikeChangmass] cool.... Do I get an invite
[CandyBlaine] totally dude
[Mistlehoe] Blaine don't try and be straight it doesn't suit you
[Santa-na] I CANNOT BELIEVE QUINN FABRAY IS ASLEEP
[MikeChangmass] are you two going to fight again?
[Santa-na] it just occurred to me that she never bought Sam and I a wedding gift
[TinselTina] she didn't approve, thinks you only got married for the gifts
[Santa-na] Well we did and also I just wanted to legally change my name to Mrs Trouty Mouth
[Mistlehoe] You gave up the real rights to that when you realised I'm not your type
[Santa-na] Well you are but you're a dude
[Mistlehoe] sigh
[JesusesDaddy] well this is awkward
[Santa-na] it's only awkward for you Puckerman because you are only number 3 on my list of Glee club man crushes
[JesusesDaddy] Well that's rude
[Santa-na] number two is Lola ;)
[JesusesDaddy] two spots SCORE
[LittleDrummerBoy] am I in the top 5?
[Santa-na] absolutely not,
[Santa-na] Mike is at number 4 because he's smart and a great dancer and we'd look amazingly hot together
[TinselTina] PREACH *handsupemoji
[CandyBlaine] anyway....... This is getting incestuous
[TinselTina] and on that remember Blaines hot brother?
[JesusesDaddy] damn fine
[Mistlehoe] I prefer Blaine personally
[Santa-na] a short king
[CandyBlaine] awww thanks Santana
[Santa-na] Merry almost Christmas Bowtie
[BaubleBoy] WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT CRASHING???
[MikeChangmass] and Kurt's here to paarrrttaaaayyy
[Santa-na] Sam body rolled in bed and fell out, that was one solid bar of white chocolate that just hit the floor
[Mistlehoe] my bad
[BaubleBoy] WHY ARE YOU EVEN AWAKE RIGHT NOW???
[Mistlehoe] you are the one whose shouting Kurt
[TinselTina] Sam is out of control
[MikeChangmass] shall I get popcorn?
[BaubleBoy] Is Blaine with you???
[CandyBlaine] Kurt I'm so sorry I'll come back to bed right away
[BaubleBoy] no you won't, you can stay right there
[Mistlehoe] it's time to snuggle up ;)
[BaubleBoy] get back here at once
[CandyBlaine] this is so conflicting
[TinselTina] the drama of all this
[Santa-na] Kurt I thinks you gots to take a xanex and go back to sleep it's nearly Christmas
[BaubleBoy] YOU SANTANA ARE A PAIN IN MY ASS
[Santa-na] thankyou <3
[LittleDrummerBoy] what did I miss?
[JesusesDaddy] hey Kurt *waveemoji
[BaubleBoy] hello Puck
[CandyBlaine] I better go to bed now or Santa won't be coming for me sorry guys <3
[BaubleBoy] Goodnight and DO NOT wake me up again
[LittleDrummerBoy] So who's still here?
[Santa-na] Me, Sam, Tina, Mike, Puck and you
[TinselTina] what a gang
[Mistlehoe] Santana can you help me off the floor?
[Santa-na] no
[Mistlehoe] Santana
[Santa-na] OK fine don't pout like that you know I can't say no to that just don't mess about anymore
[JesusesDaddy] you better not pout you better not cry
[Santa-na] Now is not the time for songs even though our voices sound great together. <3
[JesusesDaddy] on the 12 days of Christmas Glee club gave to me
[LittleDrummerBoy] 12 Sam's a body rolling
[Mistlehoe] and Blaine naked in a bow tie
[JesusesDaddy] on the 12 days of Christmas Glee club gave to me
[TinselTina] 11 Finns a drumming
[LittleDrummerBoy] and a Mike Chang in a cool hat
[JesusesDaddy] on the 12 days of Christmas Glee club gave to me
[MikeChangmass] 10 Mr Schue sweater vests
[Santa-na] and a Tina who no longer stutters
[JesusesDaddy] on the 12 days of Christmas my true love gave to me
[Mistlehoe] 9 Cafeteria Tater tots
[TinselTina] and Santana singing trouty Mouth
[JesusesDaddy] on the 12 days of Christmas Glee club gave to me
[LittleDrummerBoy] 8 Kurt's a shoulder shimmying
[MikeChangmass] and Brittany lost in the sewers
[JesusesDaddy] on the 12 days of Christmas Glee club gave to me
[Santa-na] 7 Quinns a scheming
[Mistlehoe] and Puck stealing an ATM
[JesusesDaddy] on the 12 days of Christmas Glee club gave to me
[LittleDrummerBoy] 6 Mercedes belting
[TinselTina] and Artie wheeling himself away
[JesusesDaddy] On the 12 days of Christmas Glee club gave to me
[Santa-na] 5 RACHEL BERRY GOLD STARS
[JesusesDaddy] On the 12 days of Christmas Glee club gave to me
[MikeChangmass] 4 Journey songs
[LittleDrummerBoy] and Tina singing gangnam style
[JesusesDaddy] On the 12 days of Christmas Glee Club gave to me
[Mistlehoe] 3 Cheerios That Sam dated
[Santa-na] that we call the unholy trinity
[JesusesDaddy] on the 12 days of Christmas Glee club gave to me
[TinselTina] 2 Episodes of fondue for 2
[Santa-na] and Quinn Fabray who shouldn't text and drive
[JesusesDaddy] On the 12 days of Christmas glee club gave to me 1 TURKEY LURKEY TIME
[Mistlehoe] tom turkey ran away
[MikeChangmass] but he just come home
[Santa-na] GOOSEY LOOSEY
[TinselTina] Lucy Caboosey
[LittleDrummerBoy] JINGLE ALL THE WAY
[BaubleBoy] FOR THE LOVE OF LADY GAGA
PLEASE LET US PEOPLE SLEEP
[Santaslittlehelper] my phone is lighting up so much I'm pretty sure I just had some cool epilepsy
[SantasSleigh] :/
[HolidayHobbit] I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST TURKEY LURKEY ME
[Santa-na] wakey wakey hobbit it's Christmas eve eve
[Mistlehoe] Who wants to see my candy cane?
[SantasSleigh] oh God I'm out again bye
[TinselTina] twas the night before before Christmas, when all through the house
[Santa-na] not a creature was stiring not even Finn trying to dance
[LittleDrummerBoy] OH HOE HOE HOE
[VirginMary] if you all don't go to fucking sleep I will personally send you all to bed and nobody will have any Christmas presents and we will spend the entire Christmas period alcohol free and in silence
Do I make myself clear?
[JesusesDaddy] yeah Quinn sorry
[LittleDrummerBoy] SORRY Quinn goodnight
[Santa-na] did Quinn just swear?
........ 15 Minutes later........
[Mistlehoe] Do you think that cacti hurt themselves like ouch man I'm so prickly?
[Santa-na] No Sammy now is not the time
[LittleDrummerBoy] I wondered that too
[SantasSleigh] FFS SAM
[BaubleBoy] I'M CUTTING YOU OFF..... WIFI IS SWITCHED OFF.... TA DA
[Santa-na] nooooooooooooooooooo
[Mistlehoe] BITCH you made Santana hysterically cry
[Santa-na] hold me :(
[Mistlehoe] look at what you did Kurt . Omg it's 6.30am LOL GUESS I'M CALLING IN SICK goodnight everyone xxxxxx