The One With The Holiday Candy
[Santa-na] Gather round the manger my children
[TreetopAngel] Santana, what!??
[HolidayHobbit] Blaine could you stop eating all the candy canes off the tree?
[Santaslittlehelper] wow Rachel fat shaming? Not cool
[CandyBlaine] I'm comfort eating, buying the perfect gifts makes me extraordinarily anxious
[Mistlehoe] Slow down bro I got you, I've got the perfect idea for Kurt
[BaubleBoy] if it's a topless calendar of Blaine then I don't want it
[TinselTina] NOOO CHRISTMAS IS RUINED
[CandyBlaine] I can make one for you Tina
[TinselTina] CHRISTMAS IS SAVED!!!!
[SantasSleigh] Mike control your woman
[MikeChangmass] hey you will not refer to her as that
[Santa-na] Artie you won't be getting any presents this year with that attitude
[VirginMary] I think we should do a secret santa so that spending doesn't get out of control
[HolidayHobbit] that's a good idea Quinn
[Santaslittlehelper] Santa's not a secret Quinn
[VirginMary] erm it's where you put lots of names in a hat and you mix them up and then pick one. Then you buy a gift for one person. So out of our group you might pick Rachel
[Santaslittlehelper] I don't wanna PICK Rachel
[HolidayHobbit] Thanks!!!!
[Santaslittlehelper] oh don't thank me because I'm not buying you a gift
[TreetopAngel] WAIT we are all in different locations how will this work?
[TinselTina] OK what instead if we buy a small gift for everyone? Like a $5-$10
[BaubleBoy] that seems like a pretty sensible idea to me
[Santa-na] I personally cannot wait to give you all a thoughtful gift
[JesusesDaddy] last year you bought me condoms
[Santa-na] quit the complaining it was Incredibly thoughtful
[SantasSleigh] Puck last year you bought everyone's gifts from the gas station
[JesusesDaddy] I bought some nice things my man
[SantasSleigh] you got me wiper blades
[JesusesDaddy] you can never enough
[SantasSleigh] I don't have a car
[TreetopAngel] I personally love how Brittany bought us all glittery cat poop last year
[CandyBlaine] or when Santana and Sam didn't even bother with our gifts and they just said "they are the gift" and then stripped
[BaubleBoy] and there you are pretending you didn't enjoy it
[Mistlehoe] anyone that says they didn't lies
[Santa-na] it was the most sexual excitement Rachel's ever had
[VirginMary] I personally think Mike is the best gift giver
[Santa-na] always knew Mike was a giver not a receiver
[HolidayHobbit] SANTANA!!!!
[Santa-na] I wish people would stop yelling my name all the time
[TinselTina] I mean she's not wrong
[MikeChangmass] I sincerely hope you all loved my personalised Christmas Baubles with my iconic facial expressions on
[Mistlehoe] I treasure mine, I keep it up all year round
[Santa-na] It's above his bed, right next to his picture of me
[JesusesDaddy] and his photo collection of Blaine
[TinselTina] don't we all have a photo of Blaine?
[VirginMary] erm no
[Santaslittlehelper] yeah I do
[TreetopAngel] no I don't :/
[HolidayHobbit] I have a whole video reel of Blaine and I singing
[Santa-na] I'm going to find that and burn it
[Mistlehoe] BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE
[CandyBlaine] might I add, what a great song Sam
[Mistlehoe] you wanna do a triple duet later?
[CandyBlaine] Sam if there's 3 of us singing it's called a threesome
[Santa-na] wanky
[Mistlehoe] what shall we sing?
[HolidayHobbit] why is when Kurt and I sing you all shout nooooo and roll your eyes
[Santa-na] because Us 3 sound awesome and we are way hotter than you and Kurt
[BaubleBoy] attractiveness is subjective Santana
[Santa-na] yeah and neither of you two get my lady loins tingling
[VirginMary] I'm so glad I don't live in that apartment
[JesusesDaddy] Liar you would love to be able to see Santana every day
[VirginMary] Puck, Santana and I were a two time thing stop thinking about it or asking if you can join in
[Santa-na] why you lying Fabray?? You so wanna tap this again
[TreetopAngel] Well this is pretty unfestive
[LittleDrummerBoy] Who wants to bang my festive drums?
[HolidayHobbit] is Finn OK???
[Santaslittlehelper] no he's had alot of nog
[JesusesDaddy] and before you point the finger at me I didn't Spike the nog
[LittleDrummerBoy] we gonna rock around the Christmas treeeeeeeeee have a happy holiday
[MikeChangmass] go home Finn you're drunk lol
[Santaslittlehelper] it's OK he's safely in bed now
[JesusesDaddy] he's in my Bed Brit
[Santaslittlehelper] I thought we could all snuggle
[Santa-na] I don't know if I hate it or I think it's adorable
[Mistlehoe] it's alright lil lady you wanna snuggle with me tonight?
[Santa-na] only if you take that werid picture of Blaine off your ceiling
[CandyBlaine] can I join? Can we watch home alone ???
[HolidayHobbit] I'd rather watch something else
[Mistlehoe] oh you aren't invited
[BaubleBoy] Rachel let's watch love actually
[SantasSleigh] Tina, Mike? Can I sit awkwardly by your bed in my wheelchair and watch Christmas movies??
[TinselTina] erm yeah
[MikeChangmass] DUDE can we watch Die Hard
[Mistlehoe] YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHERFUCKERS
[TreetopAngel] Sam!!!!!
[VirginMary] please can we watch something we all agree on Christmas day??
[LittleDrummerBoy] A MUPPETS CHRISTMAS CAROL
[CandyBlaine] YES FINN
[Mistlehoe] I love this!!!!!
[Santa-na] can we make a movie den? Blankets and pillows?
[TinselTina] lol what has happened to Santana?
[SantasSleigh] is she broken?
[Santaslittlehelper] oh man we lost Finn, he's outside making grass angels on the ground
[HolidayHobbit] OH Finn :/
[LittleDrummerBoy] NOBODY CAN STOP ME
[TreetopAngel] I am so excited to see you all <3
[SantasSleigh] Mercedes <3 much love
[TreetopAngel] HOLIDAY TOTS
[TinselTina] ^^^^so excited to see my fellow Happy drunk girl
[MikeChangmass] I'm feeling this vibe, deck the halls
[VirginMary] Fa la la la la la la la la
[Santa-na] oooh is Quinn feeling unrepressed and oddly joyful?
[VirginMary] I cannot wait to slap you
[Santa-na] yeah?? How hard?
[SantasSleigh] well this is uncomfortable
[Mistlehoe] Woah let's pass the vibe check ladies
[HolidayHobbit] Vibe check??
[Mistlehoe] yeah you don't
[BaubleBoy] Sam you are being very rude
[CandyBlaine] can you stop interrupting our movie night?
[Santa-na] although if you could bring us in some snacks that would be great
[HolidayHobbit] I will not
[VirginMary] OOOH Rachel Berry couldn't possibly do anything for anybody else :/
[Mistlehoe] ooooofffffff
[HolidayHobbit] Please don't attack me Quinn
[TinselTina] Well this sounds like a real family Christmas doesn't it?
[Mistlehoe] TINAAAAAAAAAAA
[TinselTina] erm hello
[Mistlehoe] you are HOT
[TinselTina] oh thankyou <3
[MikeChangmass] vibe check
[LittleDrummerBoy] yes why do we never talk about how hot Tina is???
[HolidayHobbit] Finn that's inappropriate
[JesusesDaddy] Look Rachel you are hot and all but sometimes we gotta share the love, Tina is smoking
[Mistlehoe] TINA STOP SMOKING
[TinselTina] is he OK???
[CandyBlaine] he licked a candy cane that he found in the street :/
[Santa-na] he's amusing but definitely not OK
[HolidayHobbit] take him to the ER
[Mistlehoe] George Clooney <3
[BaubleBoy] is it him making all that noise?
[Santaslittlehelper] wait I can hear him
[VirginMary] no Brit you can't
[CandyBlaine] He's performing a very festive one man show
[JesusesDaddy] how festive?
[CandyBlaine] he's wearing a santa hat and only a santa hat on his erm parts
[BaubleBoy] naked always with the naked
[Santa-na] he's also wearing Tinsel
[HolidayHobbit] stop him, he's making a fool of himself
[Santa-na] I'm not here to stop anybody, I'm sitting back and watching this show
[CandyBlaine] I've tried to dress him 3 times but he just slapped me on the butt and tried to take off my pants
[BaubleBoy] Wonderful
[SantasSleigh] Blam is real
[Santaslittlehelper] BLAM RIGHTS
[VirginMary] what the hell is Blam
[TinselTina] You know Blaine and Sam ship name
[TreetopAngel] that's hideous
[BaubleBoy] WAIT IS HE DOING AN IMPRESSION OF ME????
[MikeChangmass] LOL HE HIS
[BaubleBoy] how do you know?
[SantasSleigh] erm Santana is live streaming the whole thing
[JesusesDaddy] hey Lopez tap me in
[Santaslittlehelper] What is he singing?
[TreetopAngel] and what the hell is he wearing?
[Santa-na] Don't rain on my parade
[HolidayHobbit] are those my tights?
[BaubleBoy] OH MY GOD HE'S RACHEL LOL
[JesusesDaddy] well Finn passed out about half an hour ago, he fell out of bed but we left him there
[HolidayHobbit] NOAH!! ON THE FLOOR?
[LittleDrummerBoy] it's OK I'm good
[HolidayHobbit] Samuel I want my tights back
[Santa-na] OK so Sam bought this candy cane off the Streets and I'm pretty sure he's just had some crack candy
[TreetopAngel] LORD
[VirginMary] so he's going to be like this for a while then
[SantasSleigh] not gonna lie this is better than any holiday movie I've watched today
[TinselTina] totally Artie more snacks?
[MikeChangmass] I'll grab them lemme know if I miss anything
[Mistlehoe] best holiday candy ever, want one Santana I bought more?
[Santa-na] You know what it is Christmas
[HolidayHobbit] SANTANA NO!!!!!
[Santa-na] it's a wonderful life
......... Half an hour later........
[TreetopAngel] hey tap me back in the live stream Blaine I just made some food
[Santaslittlehelper] this is boring they aren't doing anything
[TinselTina] where are they??
[BaubleBoy] I'm in charge of the live stream now
[MikeChangmass] OMG WHAT'S HAPPENING
[JesusesDaddy] are they in the street?
[VirginMary] is Blaine wearing just a bow tie???
[TinselTina] oh wow I can never listen to singing in the rain again
[SantasSleigh] OH God Sam's going to go for the swinging round the streetlight scene
[JesusesDaddy] quick who will bet me he's gonna fall down
[LittleDrummerBoy] YE
[HolidayHobbit] I should go and stop them
[Santaslittlehelper] nooo now they are singing my favourite Christmas song
[BaubleBoy] Barbie girl??? :/
[Santaslittlehelper] Santana sounds amazing
[VirginMary] Happy holidays to all our drunken, delinquent and crack head friends
[JesusesDaddy] Hey at least you aren't pregnant this year
[SantasSleigh] PRAISE
[Santa-na] I AM WET
[HolidayHobbit] I am putting these 3 crazies to bed, live holiday special stream is over goodnight
[Mistlehoe] garbage
[CandyBlaine] imma gonsta puke
[Santa-na] Byesies