The one where Christmas is coming
[Satan-na] has changed to [Santa-na]
[Brit-tanynotspears] to [Santaslittlehelper]
[Wheels] to [SantasSleigh]
[LadyFabray] to [VirginMary]
[NoahsArk] to [JesusesDaddy]
[Finnocence] to [LittleDrummerBoy]
[Troll] to [HolidayHobbit]
[Bowtie] to [CandyBlaine]
[MsJones] to [TreetopAngel]
[LadyHummel] to [BaubleBoy]
[GirlChang] to [TinselTina]
[IamMikeChang™] to [MikeChangmass]
[TroutyMouth] to [Mistlehoe]
[Santa-na] HO HO HO
[Mistlehoe] who you calling a hoe?
[TreetopAngel] y'all exhausting
[HolidayHobbit] Why do I have to be holiday hobbit?
[TreetopAngel] wheezes with laughter
[SantasSleigh] snorts with laughter
[Mistlehoe] yippee ki yay mother Fuckers
[JesusesDaddy] Die hard or get hard trying
[Santa-na] festively wanky
[VirginMary] very creative with my name Santana.. Claps for you
[TinselTina] are we having a Christmas party?
[JesusesDaddy] cmon Berry let's light the menorah
[Santaslittlehelper] spin the driedel Rachel
[HolidayHobbit] I will do a Holiday celebration at the loft
[VirginMary] I'll cook, Kurt can help
[CandyBlaine] I'll help too
[Santa-na] What about me?
[MikeChangmass] do you even cook?
[Santa-na] I'll make festive cocktails
[LittleDrummerBoy] ooooooooh what about Eggnog?
[Santaslittlehelper] yummy, we want eggnog, we want eggnog
[TreetopAngel] don't you get my ass too drunk Christmas eve, I will be going to church Christmas morning and I don't want to smell like one of Pucks wifebeaters
[SantasSleigh] ew
[Santa-na] so I'm hyjaking the festive party by dictating everyone's costumes
[VirginMary] why is it always a costume party?
[Santa-na] because I like to mock you all
[VirginMary] fine just hit me with my costume
[Santa-na] You and Puck are Mary and Joseph
[JesusesDaddy] YES... WHAT A JEW, WHAT A CONCEPT
[Santa-na] Brit Brit you are going to dress a a present because you are the greatest gift <3
[Santaslittlehelper] I LOVE IT
[Santa-na] Tina and Mike you will be reindeers, but not just any reindeer Vixen for you Tina ;) and Mike will be Dancer... Obviously
[TinselTina] I love you Santana
[Santa-na] Much love Queen T
[CandyBlaine] Hit me with it
[Santaslittlehelper] hit you with what?
[Santa-na] Awww Blaine you and Rachel my favourite holiday hobbits will be little elves
[HolidayHobbit] :/ of course
[CandyBlaine] slutty elves!??
[Santa-na] hmmm I think that's entirely down to whether or not you wish for everyone to lose their appetite for Christmas Dinner.
[BaubleBoy] lovely word play on my new Groupchat name Santana, I'm very certain you think that you are very clever with that innuendo
[Santa-na] Kurt don't hate, I'm letting you dress as a wise man for Christmas, thought you could wear your Prom Queen Crown?
[Mistlehoe] ooooffff
[Santaslittlehelper] Even Kurt was prom queen Quinn
[VirginMary] Thanks Brittany :/
[Santa-na] Finn???
[LittleDrummerBoy] oh hey Santana :)
[Santa-na] You'll be one of those gigantic nutcracker statues with the drumkit round their neck
[JesusesDaddy] LOL!!!!!
[LittleDrummerBoy] seriously?
[Santa-na] yes Finn don't be a grinch
[TreetopAngel] I better be an Angel girl?
[Santa-na] Mercedes would I do you dirty? Of course you are an Angel
[SantasSleigh] what about me?
[Santa-na] oh you literally will be Santas sleigh or Rudolph in Santas sleigh
[SantasSleigh] awesome
[Mistlehoe] Please can I be shirtless Santa?
[BaubleBoy] please have some self respect
[Santa-na] you'll be body rolling as topless santa until new years eve Sammy boy
[Mistlehoe] sweet... Sexy santa *fingerguns
[TinselTina] Santana are you going to wear that sexy Mrs Claus outfit Ive heard you have?
[MikeChangmass] Tina???
[TinselTina] what I'm Santanasexual
[CandyBlaine] Lol me too
[TinselTina] I'm going to ignore that Blainey days
[Mistlehoe] WELL Santa needs his Mrs Claus
[SantasSleigh] just giving the people what they want
[JesusesDaddy] Well damn
[VirginMary] will someone sing Fairytale of New York with me at karaoke?
[JesusesDaddy] yes Angry drunk Quinn, about time we did another duet
[Santa-na] just no dueting in the bedroom
[Santaslittlehelper] yeah we won't be able to hear you there
[CandyBlaine] I don't think that's what she meant... Oh nevermind
[LittleDrummerBoy] Let's write an original Christmas song
[VirginMary] for God's sake no
[Mistlehoe] We could add jingle bells to trouty Mouth?
[Santa-na]
I've been keeping a notebook and prepared this just in case this day ever came
*Adds Jingle Bell sounds (Tina on Piano)
Bieber face
Trouty mouth
Is that how people's lips look
Where you come from The North Pole?
Great big mouth
Jingle Bells
I love suckin' on
Those mistletoe kissing lips
Wanna put all Santas gifts
In that mouth there's so much space
If you tried hard enough
You could swallow the whole Christmas tree
Wooh!
Oh yeah
[VirginMary] I have no words
[HolidayHobbit] Santana that was so offensive
[SantasSleigh] didn't even rhyme
[TinselTina] well I loved it
[LittleDrummerBoy] I don't really get it
[Santaslittlehelper] that was soooo Good Santana
[Mistlehoe] Santana that was amazing <3 that meant so much to me
[MikeChangmass] it was a total vibe
[Mistlehoe] I used to get upset with being called trouty Mouth but now I understand that it's how Santana shows affection.
[Santa-na] only for you and Brit, and maybe Quinn oh and also Mercedes because she's my girl and don't forget Tina and also I like Mike as well. Puck also doesn't annoy me that much so really it's just the rest of you
[BaubleBoy] and to think we invited you to live here
[HolidayHobbit] she invited herself
[BaubleBoy] yes Rachel that was the irony of my comment
[LittleDrummerBoy] I mean I love her but she is literally like always mean to me
[HolidayHobbit] you love her?
[SantasSleigh] ooooh some heterosexual arguing
[TinselTina] as opposed to what?
[Santaslittlehelper] bisexual banter
[VirginMary] What????
[CandyBlaine] bisexual bickering
[TreetopAngel] I have no idea what you people are talking about
[LittleDrummerBoy] I mean like love her like a friend Rachel jeez
[JesusesDaddy] Dude I love you and all but you shouldn't of put jeez when you trying to prove To Rachel that you don't have a hard on for Santana
[VirginMary] Puckerman you're disgusting
[Santa-na] oh please my boy speaks the truth, Finn would clearly like to take another ride on Mrs Claus lap
[HolidayHobbit] Santana!!!!!!!!
[Santa-na] oh don't he shy hobbit I've seen you rifling through my panty drawer
[HolidayHobbit] I was looking for my scented candles
[Santaslittlehelper] wait did you burn all of Santana's panties? Is that why she always sends me pictures without? Rachel you can't just burn people's underwear
[Santa-na] Brittany!!!!! Those pictures were private
[VirginMary] I honestly wake up everyday and wonder why I still know you people
[Mistlehoe] because we are the sexy people
[BaubleBoy] and therefore proves Quinns point
[SantasSleigh] sometimes I think back to when we performed Push it in assembly
[JesusesDaddy] LOL THAT MADE ME WANNA BE A VIRGIN ALL OVER AGAIN
[HolidayHobbit] S S S SALT N PEPAS HERE
[VirginMary] the moment I knew my relationship with Finn was doomed
[Santaslittlehelper] I think seeing everyone in their sexy Christmas costumes will be too much for me
[MikeChangmass] too much sexy?
[Santaslittlehelper] I really have a crush on Blaine right now and I've still not made out with All of you, it's just what I want
[Santa-na] how about you don't make out with anyone???
[CandyBlaine] I can't make out with you again Kurt will go nuts
[BaubleBoy] Kurt is right here
[TreetopAngel] Ain't nobody making out with nobody, it's Christmas, season of goodwill
[Mistlehoe] and Mistletoe kisses
[TreetopAngel] oh no Samuel our time has passed
[Mistlehoe] I totally respect that, but I gots to kiss someone under the mistletoe
[JesusesDaddy] I got you Sam dude
[CandyBlaine] excuse me
[TinselTina] surprised Finn hasn't opened a Christmas kissing booth
[HolidayHobbit] he won't be
[LittleDrummerBoy] why are you always telling me what to do?
[Santa-na] Finnocence don't worry about her she's got her Tinsel in a twist because her baulbals are too tiny to shake
[TreetopAngel] That's so rude but I'm actually laughing like a pig
[SantasSleigh] Praise
[JesusesDaddy] now I'm thinking about Rachel's baulbals
[CandyBlaine] wait so are we talking about boobs?
[VirginMary] God bless you perverts
[Santaslittlehelper] I've been working on a Christmas song
[TinselTina] let's hear it Brittany
[Santaslittlehelper] It's called
Are we just all bisexual? A Christmas carol
[BaubleBoy] oh how lovely sounds very festive
[Santa-na] does it have lyrics boo?
[Santaslittlehelper]
It's Christmas time
I wanna make Santana mine
But I wanna cross the line
Make out With Rachel is that a crime
That's just the first verse
[HolidayHobbit] I for one am absolutely honoured that you would think of me for a sapphic moment of passion
[Santa-na] can it Troll
[Mistlehoe] hey Santana can we write a song together?
[Santa-na] yeah sure like what?
[Mistlehoe]
Tina is falling over hitting her head
All around me
Brittany playing having fun
Kurt is boring
I wish that Every day was Snixxmass
Merry Christmas every one
[Santa-na] 4 candycanes for you Sammy Evans you go Sammy Evans <3
[TreetopAngel] I can't believe I was considering giving my virginity to him :/
[SantasSleigh] the talent here is undeniable
[Santaslittlehelper] hey Artie how about we write a Christmas version of my cup?
[Santa-na] SNIXXMASS IS COMING