The one where we learned that in Glee club
[Satan-na] loverboy
[TroutyMouth] sup
[LadyFabray] anybody else starting to feel uncomfortable around these two?
[GirlChang] I dunno I guess it's one of my favourite crackships
[NoahsArk] I mean they are both very hot
[Brit-tanynotspears] he's not wrong
[Satan-na] I mean
[TroutyMouth] They don't know that we know they know we know
[MsJones] what now?
[Wheels] Praise
[Troll] why is nobody taking my plans for actual thanksgiving dinner seriously?
[Brit-tanynotspears] because you won't let me make dessert
[Bowtie] Well the last one was disgusting
[Brit-tanynotspears] I hate you Blaine Warbler
[Satan-na] have you upset Brit man hobbit?
[Brit-tanynotspears] it's OK I'm mad at him but he's still really hot
[ImMikeChang™] Rachel is the theme for dinner really black tie?
[Troll] yes and I want everyone to adhere to it
[Finnocence] I don't even know what that means
[Satan-na] it means you don't wear that stupid power rangers t shirt
[NoahsArk] ^^^^LOL
[Finnocence] hey don't make fun of my pyjama top
[Satan-na] it's real sexy ;)
[TroutyMouth] I'm sexier, anyway have we told you the other theme
[LadyHummel] oh joy it's always a wonderful occasion when you and Santana get involved
[Satan-na] why did you just assume that I'm involved
[Bowtie] because you normally are
[TroutyMouth] can I continue?
[Troll] please go on :/
[Satan-na] if you don't Let Sammy get all his words out then they build up in his gigantic mouth library
[Wheels] Anybody ever tell you you're weird?
[TroutyMouth] so errybody has gotta spend thanksgiving with the member of our friendship group they most want to sleep with... That isn't their partner.. As their date
[LadyHummel] I can't see this ending well
[Brit-tanynotspears] I pick Blaine
[GirlChang] God sake Brittany, fine I PICK Finn
[NoahsArk] you totally could of picked me
[Finnocence] I mean I guess I like short brunettes <3
[LadyFabray] I was going to pick Tina so now I need to find someone else, thanks Finn
[Troll] you could pick me, you could be my date
[LadyFabray] erm I think I'd rather get impregnated by Puck again
[Troll] :/ oh
[ImMikeChang™] YO Ms Jones, wanna be my thanksgiving date?
[MsJones] would be a pleasure
[LadyHummel] this is absurd but I suppose I pick Puck
[NoahsArk] My boy <3
[Wheels] You know what I'm gonna tag along with Brittany and Blaine
[Brit-tanynotspears] hey Artie, you can spin me round on your lap anytime ;)
[Satan-na] I feel nauseated
[TroutyMouth] will being my date for thanksgiving make you feel better?
[LadyHummel] oh what a surprise
[TroutyMouth] you don't understand our love
[LadyFabray] am I left with Rachel?
[Troll] Quinn it's like you don't even like me?
[LadyFabray] I tolerate you at most and I certainly wouldn't want to sleep with you
[TroutyMouth] nah Latina lesbians are more your type... Learned that in Glee club
[Satan-na] Sammy shush, we all know I'm clearly Quinn's type
[Wheels] I think errybody Quinn's type
[TroutyMouth] I say why have a type when you have the entire back catalogue of the New directions girls to choose from
[Bowtie] and that's on Sam being a little bit of a slut learned that in Glee club
[Wheels] ha it's my turn to slut shame you now
[Finnocence] I'm not sure I'm happy that you've put your giant lips on Rachel
[Troll] it was just brief and it wasn't for me
[Satan-na] lol thats what Quinn said after sleeping with me
[LadyFabray] and then I did it again anyway ;)
[TroutyMouth] and that's on Santana's sex magic
[Brit-tanynotspears] I definitely learned that in Glee club
[Satan-na] wanky
[MsJones] and what else have we learnt in Glee club children?
[Satan-na] that Sam's penis is as big as his mouth
[Wheels] OH HELL
[GirlChang] did she just??
[Bowtie] This is something else
[TroutyMouth] and we didn't learnt THAT in Glee club
[Troll] I am truly astonished
[Satan-na] don't go chasing waterfalls
[Brit-tanynotspears] please stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to
[TroutyMouth] I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all
[ImMikeChang™] now why did we never learnt THIS in Glee club
[MsJones] what a song what a song, much better talk than Sam's private bits
[TroutyMouth] DID SOMEBODY MENTION MY WHITE CHOCOLATE?????
[Satan-na] HOLLLAAAAA
[Troll] OK look as someone who has to live with this, what the hell is going here?
[TroutyMouth] You mean with me and Santana?
[GirlChang] Here we go Rachel being dramatic
[ImMikeChang™] and that's on Rachel being the last to know
[NoahsArk] And Finn is always the last to understand
[LadyHummel] please put us out of our misery
[Bowtie] Sam are you hiding things from me!?
[LadyHummel] I would like to remind you Blaine that I am your boyfriend
[Satan-na] We just messing with you because it makes you all very uncomfortable and it's hilarious
[Brit-tanynotspears] I don't find it hilarious, it's hot
[NoahsArk] and that's why Brit is my girl, chill AF
[Satan-na] I'd like to remind you that Brit is MY girl
[NoahsArk] Yeah I know, I'm talking gal pal
[LadyHummel] sorry did Noah Puckerman just say gal pal?
[NoahsArk] I did and what of it?
[LadyHummel] I have underestimated you, I think having you as my thanksgiving date is going to be absolutely charming
[Brit-tanynotspears] Blaine, Artie? Can we wear matching outfits
[Troll] BLACK TIE
[Brit-tanynotspears] God Rachel if you want to see Blaine in just a black tie just ask
[Bowtie] I'm not wearing just a black tie
[TroutyMouth] Dude come on
[Satan-na] Rachel' said black tie so thats what we are wearing
[MsJones] just black ties?
[Finnocence] Where am I supposed to look? Like that's gonna be super awkward
[Satan-na] you've seen it all before ;)
[Troll] SANTANA!!!!!!!!!!!!
[GirlChang] this is so chaotic
[Bowtie] Tina don't pretend you don't love it
[GirlChang] oh no I live for this chaotic group chat
[Troll] it's not just the group chat, it's chaotic living with these people
[LadyHummel] Excuse you...
[Troll] oh Kurt not you just those two
[Bowtie] erm and me
[Troll] Oh I just meant Santana and Samuel
[Satan-na] OK Rachel Berry do you know what it's like to wake up every morning hearing you wail like a one woman choir? With a morning routine that takes approximately the same time that it TOOK Finn to work out he wasn't the father of Quinn's baby. I then have to see this morning routine all over Instagram and Snapchat whilst I consider throwing my cellphone into the subway. Oh and I'm not done, the fact that you are so frickin happy at the dawn of time is beyond me, nobody should be happy that time of the morning unless they've just had sex which we all know you aren't having. You are exhausting and constantly telling Sam and I we've done things we shouldn't have done like we are naughty naughty children. Plus all your bathroom products take up more space than Finn's gargantuan feet and Blaine yes you Blaine warbler take up the rest of the bathroom space with all your hair gel. Kurt also I'm really tired of you never taking sides when I'm clearly always right and whilst just stand their with your arms folded. You might as well just be Mr Shue saying 'come on guys' every time someone argues.. I think I'm done... Wait and I HATE the pattern Kurt chose for the drapes, it looks like fourth of July vomited on Blaines ungelled hair. And I'm done
[TroutyMouth] is it weird I'm a little turned on?
[Brit-tanynotspears] nope I'm right with you
[GirlChang] damn I'm like low key sweating a little
[LadyFabray] Absolutely radiating hate sex energy right now
[Troll] is that how you really feel!!??
[NoahsArk] oh God please don't make Rachel cry
[Wheels] I mean damn Santana that was an impressive rant
[NoahsArk] IT'S MORPHIN TIME
[MsJones] ah who what now???
[NoahsArk] Santana just morphed in Snixx
[Satan-na] like a power ranger
[Finnocence] I'm the red ranger
[TroutyMouth] Rachel is pink because she's second In command
[Satan-na] but the pink ranger was a gymnast
[Troll] I'm a vocal gymnast
[Satan-na] OK fine well Mike and Brittany are the black ranger because he was an amazing dancer
[Brit-tanynotspears] I wanna be pink
[NoahsArk] Well I'm the green ranger then
[TroutyMouth] what about me??
[ImMikeChang™] be the white one
[TroutyMouth] but green is white they are the same dude
[Satan-na] just be the white ranger, I wanna be yellow
[Brit-tanynotspears] I'm kicking Rachel out of the power rangers I'm pink and Artie needs to be blue
[Wheels] why because I wear glasses?
[Satan-na] what use is Artie gonsta be as a power ranger? What's he gonna do run somebody's foot over?
[Bowtie] that's so rude
[Wheels] I mean she ain't wrong
[NoahsArk] every group needs a smart one, I'm the muscle, you can totally be a power ranger
[Troll] when will we resume talks about the upcoming actual thanksgiving dinner?
[Brit-tanynotspears] Rachel this isn't about you, Santana does this mean I'm part of your little dork club now?
[Finnocence] hey wait if Brittany is getting in, I want in
[LadyFabray] Dear Lord are we STILL talking about power rangers?
[Satan-na] listen here you
[TroutyMouth] GO GO POWER RANGERS
[Satan-na] call the dragonzord
[NoahsArk] IT'S MORPIN TIME
[LadyHummel] and they used to bully us for being losers
[Troll] Thanksgiving is cancelled because none of you care
[Satan-na] But I bought my outfit
[TroutyMouth] we stole a load of Blaines black bow ties and made them into outfits
[Satan-na] also one of Kurt's neckscarves
[TroutyMouth] don't worry it covers all of my trouty Mouth if you know what I mean ;)
[Satan-na] WANKY!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Troll] Sigh