The One With The Secret Society
[Troll] Guys what's everybody's thanksgivings plans?
[NoahsArk] Got some room for a hot fellow Jew?
[Satan-na] Can we not invite Finn, he keeps kicking all the chairs and now we have very few left, limited guest list this year.. sorry
[NoahsArk] I'm coming anyway
[Finnocence] Rachel already invited me
[LadyHummel] I hope Rachel doesn't sing it's Turkey Lurkey Time again
[Satan-na] Oh I hope she does
[TroutyMouth] Hey what time is the club meeting tonight?
[MsJones] Lol Sam we aren't in Glee club anymore
[NoahsArk] dude why do you keep putting messages on the wrong group chat?
[Wheels] God sake Sam!!!!
[TroutyMouth] Sorry I didn't look where I'd sent it before I hit send
[Bowtie] Sam why do you give everything away?
[TroutyMouth] Jeez it was an accident
[Satan-na] leave Sammy alone
[LadyFabray] honestly whatever you losers are talking about, nobody cares
[Finnocence] I feel like I've been left out of this club
[Troll] I mean I usually am part of every club
[Satan-na] you aren't welcome in this one
[GirlChang] Oh THIS Club
[MsJones] Queen T how do you know about this club?
[NoahsArk] she knows all
[TroutyMouth] are we dressing up??
[Bowtie] FOR GOD'S SAKE SAM
[NoahsArk] SAM!!!!
[Wheels] it's not a frickin secret society if everyone knows
[Satan-na] I don't get why it's a secret, nobody else is welcome in anyways
[Brit-tanynotSpears] Is it a pornography club? because I've slept with everyone in this club
[Bowtie] when did we sleep together??? :/
[LadyHummel] Yes Blaine when did THAT Happen?
[Brit-tanynotSpears] in Rachel's crappy tv pilot
[LadyFabray] THAT'S SO RACHEL LOL
[Bowtie] right Brittany so we didn't actually do it
[MsJones] is it a drug's club?
[Wheels] No!
[Bowtie] stop guessing nobody will ever get to know
[Troll] I will wear one of you down, probably Sam he's the easiest to crack under pressure
[Satan-na] FYI Puckerman would give it up if you so much even hinted that he could see your boobs
[NoahsArk] you know me so well boo
[Satan-na] and don't you forget that <3
[TroutyMouth] I'm really sorry
[Wheels] I'm sorry that doesn't work here
[NoahsArk] I dunno Sam's kind of cute if he's sorry I believe it
[Bowtie] Just don't say anything else ok Sammy?
[Satan-na] No broccoli hair you don't get to call him Sammy
[LadyFabray] Santana why are you the only girl in this little losers club?
[Satan-na] Listen here Fabray
[NoahsArk] Tana calm down we've seen you fight you are a fucking cinnamon roll
[Satan-na] you take that back!!!!!!
[NoahsArk] Come on you are barely 5'4" and I'm pretty sure every girl in this group chat could obliterate you, even Rachel okay maybe not Rachel
[LadyFabray] I can pick her up easily and I got paralysed in a car accident
[Brit-tanynotSpears] I can pick her up and just throw her over my shoulder
[Satan-na] So how come it takes several people to hold me back when I'm really angry
[LadyFabray] Oh we just let Sam do all the hard work the rest of us just sort of stand there
[TroutyMouth] WHAT!!??
[ImMikeChang™] Sorry Sam
[Satan-na] I could hurt all of you
[LadyFabray] you couldn't and you wouldn't
[NoahsArk] because you are a cinnamon roll
[Satan-na] If you say that one more time I will EAT YOU Puckerman
[Wheels] you probably shouldn't say that :/
[TroutyMouth] I am a cinnamon roll
[GirlChang] Quinn Fabray looks like she could kill you, could actually kill you
[LadyHummel] I'm a self confessed cinnamon roll
[Finnocence] this is making me hungry
[NoahsArk] ^^^^ he's 6'3" looks he could kill you.... cinnamon roll
[LadyFabray] Puck don't pretend you aren't a cinnamon roll
[Bowtie] Mercedes and Rachel look like cinnamon rolls but could actually kill you, am I doing this right?
[GirlChang] Yeah!!!!!!!
[ImMikeChang™] Brittany too!!! she could definitely kill you
[Troll] I'd never kill anybody :/
[Wheels] Rachel Berry I'm pretty sure you would
[Brit-tanynotSpears] is someone going to bring cinnamon rolls to thanksgiving
[MsJones] and Tots?
[Bowtie] and cronuts
[GirlChang] Finn will you be bringing a grilled Cheesus sandwich?
[TroutyMouth] making a toast in my red solo cup
[Satan-na] can I read from my pocket book of Insults about Sam's mouth?
[Troll] I really just wanted a civilised time
[LadyFabray] and you invited these people?
[LadyHummel] you kind of asked for it Rachel
[ImMikeChang™] you could always have a kids table, adults table and a delinquents table?
[NoahsArk] Oh and I bet I'm at the delinquent table???
[Troll] don't worry Santana will be there too
[Satan-na] STOP TARRING US WITH THE SAME BRUSH
[LadyHummel] you kind of are the male-female version of each other
[GirlChang] Just like Sam and Brittany are weirdly creepy Alike
[Wheels] Mercedes and Kurt
[GirlChang] DO NOT say that we are alike Artie
[LadyFabray] I'd say I will be sitting at the adults table.
[Troll] Ok so I worked on a seating arrangement in my head, now I have a colour coded chart planned
[LadyHummel] Go ahead
[Troll] I'm at the head of the table, Mercedes opposite Kurt, Artie next to Mercedes and Quinn opposite Artie. Tina and Mike opposite one another Mike next to Artie.
[GirlChang] sounds good to me
[Troll] Brittany next to Blaine on the children's table, Finn opposite Sam and then Santana and Puck at another separate table so the only trouble they can cause is for one another.
[Satan-na] FINE, Puckerman and I will go get wasted in a dirty, sticky establishment and feast on peanuts from the bar
[NoahsArk] No no it's cool, we will behave <3
[TroutyMouth] Puck OMG MY COSTUME for tonight is awesome
[Wheels] SAM!!!!!! WRONG GROUP CHAT FFS!!!!
[NoahsArk] Hey Tana don't worry we'll get Berry back for her stupid seating plan
[Satan-na] PUCKERMAN not you as well!!!! pay attention to what you are texting
[Troll] are you two trying to threaten me!?
[MsJones] lol two cinnamon rolls. let them bring it
[MsJones] how many group chats do y'alls have?
[LadyFabray] Are you all actually morons!?
[LadyHummel] Blaine I demand you tell me what this secret society is you are a part of?
[Bowtie] I can't... sworn to secrecy
[Finnocence] Do share because I'm kind of pissed about it
[I'mMikeChang™] Yes as someone who has also been left out.... spill
[TroutyMouth] we are in The SSOCBC
[Brit-tanynotSpears] Well I have no clue what that is
[MsJones] the socks before christ????
[LadyHummel] WHAT???!!!!
[MsJones] sorry was listening to Joe's sermons earlier on today feeling very religious right now
[LadyFabray] As In Jesus Joe?
[MsJones] yeah he does online sermons now, he sings prayers with his guitar, he's really kinda hot actually
[ImMikeChang™] Mercedes Jones ;)
[MsJones] Strictly looking in the religious sense ;)
[GirlChang] get down with your bad self
[MsJones] I can look but not touch ;)
[Finnocence] Ok... what does it actually stand for
[Satan-na] The Secret Society Of Comic Books Club
[LadyFabray] Oh wow.....
[Bowtie] I was going to dress as a really short Superman tonight
[NoahsArk] I see your Superman and give you Batman
[TroutyMouth] For it is I Aquaman
[Wheels] Ahhhh meet Spiderman
[Satan-na] Bow down boys because it is me Wonder woman
[Finnocence] and you didn't fucking invite me? fuck you Puck you know I have a captain America costume
[NoahsArk] sorry dude you just never read the assigned reading material in time
[TroutyMouth] Santana can you take your costume off please
[Satan-na] why???
[TroutyMouth] because you look very hot and it's too confusing for me
[NoahsArk] can you pay attention to the important matter at hand
[Wheels] trying to settle the DC vs Marvel debate
[LadyHummel] it's like they are speaking a foreign language
[Troll] Are you guys really in a secret comic book society?
[NoahsArk] and what? so be it
[Troll] and erm how do you look in your Batman costume Noah?
[Finnocence] are you serious?
[Satan-na] none of you could handle the hotness of us in superhero costumes
[NoahsArk] did you just call me hot?
[Satan-na] I'm gay not blind
[Finnocence] Keep your penis away from Rachel
[TroutyMouth] Santana doesn't have a penis
[Wheels] huh???
[TroutyMouth] Oh my god San I just walked to the bathroom and just saw Blaine in his superman costume... he looks so good I'm sweating
[Satan-na] SAMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE GROUP CHAT FUCKING HELL
[TroutyMouth] Oh I fucked up
[LadyHummel] I think Samuel needs to move out
[Satan-na] if he goes I goes
[LadyFabray] didn't you threaten this before??? tiresome
[Troll] Look are you coming to thanksgiving or not????
[TroutyMouth] I'll be eating dinner in my room alone :/
[Satan-na] you can sit with me and Puck at the we've done fucked up table
[LadyHummel] If I'm honest the vast majority of you should be sat at that table
[Satan-na] I'll make some room at the table since Finn has broke most of the chairs
[Finnocence] Oh shutup Santana
[Satan-na] you shutup!!! I'll sit on your lap Puckerman to save space ;)
[Brit-tanynotSpears] are you flirting with Puck?
[Satan-na] I'm extremely bored right now
[NoahsArk] I'll take what I can get tbh
[GirlChang] Rachel would you like Mike and I to bring anything for thanksgiving?
[Wheels] Such a suck up Tina!!!!
[Bowtie] sorry I've been in the bathroom, Sam were you spying on me through the keyhole?
[Satan-na] LOL LOL LOL actually that was me
[LadyHummel] why????
[TroutyMouth] why not??
[Satan-na] wanky ;)
[Bowtie] Sam???
[TroutyMouth] Look it's too late for me now, I've excepted my inevitable crush on Blaine
[Satan-na] it's ok sweetie <3
[LadyFabray] I love sitting back and watching this shit unfold I really do
[ImMikeChang™] I contribute nothing
[Troll] just please all respond to my RSVP'S as soon as possible, kind regards