The one with More Harry Potter
[Troll] must you watch whatever you are watching so loud?
[LadyHummel] Rachel and I are trying to study in our rooms
[Satan-na] go to the library like a real nerd
[TroutyMouth] But it's Harry Potter you gotta watch it loud
[Bowtie] do do do do do do do do do do do do
[Wheels] wtf was that?
[Satan-na] the theme tune obviously Artie, keep up *eyerollemoji
[NoahsArk] guys I can't believe you are watching it without me
[Brit-tanynotSpears] you said you would never do that, you are such hippogriffs
[LadyFabray] Brittany it's hypocrites
[Finnocence] wow Harry Potter... again
[Satan-na] oh piss off Hagrid
[TroutyMouth] LOL!!!!!!!!
[GirlChang] Guys I would of watched it with you!!!
[Bowtie] we are doing 1-3 tonight quick come now and you'll make it for the chamber of secrets
[NoahsArk] ooooooh let me Slyther... in ;)
[LadyFabray] you are disgusting
[LadyHummel] thank God I'm not a Gryffinwhore
[Satan-na] nobody asked you Ravenbore
[TroutyMouth] you are hilarious after 3 glasses of fire whisky
[Bowtie] LOL Sam's so hot he's a HuffleBuff
[Satan-na] High five Blaine
[TroutyMouth] awwww you guys *Blushemoji
[MsJones] are you back on the Harry Potter crap again?
[Satan-na] don't be blasphemous Mercedes
[ImMikeChang™] Hufflepuff gang unite
[LadyFabray] I think we should have a Harry Potter themed New Year's Eve party
[Satan-na] so we can vote you for Yule Ball Queen?
[LadyFabray] damn straight and don't you forget it
[Troll] you know my two gay fathers won't be happy to hear that I feel like an outsider in my own home
[Bowtie] Ok Draco
[TroutyMouth] wanna sneak down the 3 broomsticks for a pint of butter beer?
[Satan-na] Sam please stop talking in that atrocious British accent
[NoahsArk] How about a trip on the Puckasaurus and I'll make you scream in the Shrieking shack?
[Satan-na] LOL PUCKERMAN YOU ARE DISGUSTING
[Finnocence] I'm pretty sure he's been writing pervy Harry Potter fanfic
[Brit-tanynotSpears] Finn thinks he's Harry Potter
[TroutyMouth] Blaine is clearly Harry Potter, well he's our Harry Potter and I am Ron
[Satan-na] I've already told you I am not Hermionie
[Bowtie] you're bossy
[Satan-na] Rachel is bossy
[Bowtie] Rachel is Draco because her two gay fathers will hear about this
[TroutyMouth] Kurt can be Dobby the whiny little house elf
[LadyFabray] Brittany is so Luna Lovegood
[GirlChang] I better not be Cho Chang because I'm Asian?
[NoahsArk] erm no because you are beautiful and clever
[ImMikeChang™] stop hitting on Tina!!!
[NoahsArk] what you gonna do about it?
[ImMikeChang™] nothing I'm a Hufflepuff Lol
[LadyHummel] I thought I was professor McGonagall?
[MsJones] Listen I'm going to be Dumbledore so I can be in charge of you idiots
[Troll] Mercedes don't play along
[TroutyMouth] Slytherin can't beat us
[Bowtie] Sue is Voldemort
[Satan-na] she who must not be named
[Bowtie] Quinn is Fleur Delacour
[TroutyMouth] Fancy pants
[Finnocence] Can I least be captain of the quidditch team?
[Satan-na] Only if I'm the seeker
[Troll] HOGWARTS ISN'T REAL
[Satan-na] neither is half my hair but who cares?
[Finnocence] I dunno I read the first book and I'm kind of into it now
[LadyFabray] Did Puck read it to you?
[Finnocence] I can read Quinn
[NoahsArk] Q's just bitter because Gryffindors are better in bed
[Satan-na] I mean that's half true, Puck yes Finn not so much
[Finnocence] :/ thanks
[Troll] excuse me
[LadyHummel] Well this got inappropriate quickly
[TroutyMouth] I reckon Ravenclaws stop half way through sex to read a book
[MsJones] Samuel!!!!
[Brit-tanynotSpears] or sometimes I'm thinking about what leprechauns do for a hobby
[LadyFabray] Ravensnores in the bedroom
[Troll] well Finn has never had any complaints
[NoahsArk] nah Slytherins are selfish in bed
[TroutyMouth] Hufflepuffs have stamina
[Satan-na] Well Gryffindors will show you a damn good time
[Brit-tanynotSpears] can confirm that
[LadyFabray] Yeah actually it's true
[GirlChang] Hey Mike ;)
[ImMikeChang™] hey Tina ;)
[Wheels] I am not a Ravensnore
[Bowtie] I totally have to do all the hard work with me and Kurt
[LadyHummel] Blaine... overshare
[TroutyMouth] wahey my man Blaine goes all night
[Bowtie] Sam..... I don't think you should of said that
[Troll] yeah we've all heard
[Satan-na] Sorry Rachel, listening to you and Finn 'doing it' makes me wanna bash myself with a Nimbus 2000
[Brit-tanynotSpears] Are Hufflepuffs stoners?
[TroutyMouth] Puff the magic dragon
[MsJones] how did we end up here?
[LadyHummel] I question this every day
[TroutyMouth] and yet you are still here
[MsJones] Sam you've gotten real rude
[TroutyMouth] I WILL NOT BE SILENCED
[GirlChang] Hufflepuff is totally the stoner house, Gryffindors are all alcoholics, Ravenclaws are totally addicted to pills and Slytherins are probably casual coke users
[Satan-na] THE FUCKING ACCURACY
[NoahsArk] Boom time to whip out a keg of Hog's head brew and party all night long
[ImMikeChang™] or until the Ravenclaws want to go back to their room to read the newspaper or research a new sex position
[GirlChang] MICHAEL ROBERT CHANG
[Wheels] This is offensive
[LadyFabray] At least us Slytherins will bring some class to the event
[Satan-na] careful Rachel or you'll end up in the daily prophet for scandalous behaviour
[Bowtie] Hey I've got the title of the first New Directions Hogwarts book
[MsJones] is It Rachel Berry and the never ending solos?
[NoahsArk] Followed by Quinn Fabray and her chamber of secrets
[LadyFabray] FUNNY ASSHOLE
[TroutyMouth] would a Slytherin lower themselves to say that?
[Bowtie] Noah Puckerman the prisoner of Azkaban
[Wheels] ^^^^^that's frickin genius
[GirlChang] Finn Hudson and the goblet of grilled cheese
[Satan-na] Samuel Evans and the order of each girl he dated in New Directions
[TroutyMouth] ^^^^^LOL I LOVE YOU BESTIE
[ImMikeChang™] Kurt Hummel the half-sweater prince
[TroutyMouth] Santana Lopez and her deathly stares
[LadyFabray] you are all idiots
[Brit-tanynotSpears] Sometimes I flood my bathroom in the hope that moaning Myrtle might visit me
[NoahsArk] that whiney bitch
[Troll] Noah!!!!
[Finnocence] TEAM GRYFFINDOR
[MsJones] Finn are you ok?
[Brit-tanynotSpears] he's now 3 movies into the Harry Potter movies
[TroutyMouth] lol I've thought of a good title for the spin off
[Satan-na] don't you dare Samuel
[TroutyMouth] Santana's fantastic boobs and where to find them
[NoahsArk] OMG!!!!!! you are so gonna get punched hard
[Bowtie] I'm not ready for this fight
[Satan-na] nah gotta give him credit, boy's a genius
[Brit-tanynotSpears] they are fantastic boobs
[Satan-na] thanks everyone <3
[LadyFabray] typical cocky Gryffindor
[Satan-na] stuck up Slytherin
[NoahsArk] Fight fight fight
[Finnocence] YES WHEN THEY FIGHT IT'S HOT
[MsJones] are you all just a bunch of perverts?
[Bowtie] mostly yes
[Brit-tanynotSpears] can I get an owl?
[NoahsArk] erm of course Brit
[Satan-na] Puckerman she can't have a fucking owl
[NoahsArk] WELL then you tell her no I can't break her heart
[Troll] Brittany that's ridiculous you can't have an owl
[TroutyMouth] only a Slytherbitch would be that cruel
[LadyHummel] oh for goodness sake I'm so over all this Harry Potter nonsense
[Bowtie] But I am Harry Potter
[TroutyMouth] I wish I had some of Bertie Botts jelly beans
[NoahsArk] LOL THE disgusting flavours
[GirlChang] Flavours like Rachel Berrys tears during another solo
[Satan-na] Mr Shues musty old sweater vests
[Wheels] Brittany's stinky fondue cheese
[LadyFabray] Mercedes week old cafeteria tots
[MsJones] girl bye *laughingemoji
[NoahsArk] anybody wanna see my wand?
[Finnocence] DUDE!!!!!!!
[MsJones] Puck I will chop off your penis if you carry on
[Brit-tanynotSpears] wait I wanna see his wand
[Satan-na] no Brittany no
[TroutyMouth] Dobby would not approve of that master
[Bowtie] Sam stop
[Wheels] there's a lot of sexual tension here tonight
[LadyFabray] inter House sexual relations is probably frowned upon
[Satan-na] LOL DOES that mean Faberry is going to finally happen?
[Troll] I'M not a lesbian
[TroutyMouth] there is no girls in our Hufflepuff gang
[ImMikeChang™] but you got me and Blaine what more could you want?
[GirlChang] you 3? I ship it <3
[Brit-tanynotSpears] well I'm going to date all the Ravenclaws then
[GirlChang] Yeah why not <3
[LadyHummel] I don't appove of this
[Bowtie] oh just live a little Kurt
[Wheels] Ravensgalore ;)
[MsJones] keep me outta this tbh, in fact I'm an honorary Slytherin and I ain't dating anybody
[Satan-na] no fun Ms Jones
[Finnocence] does that mean I have to date Puck?
[NoahsArk] how's it going boo? ;)
[Satan-na] Yeah are you man enough to take on me and Puck?
[Finnocence] LOL NOPE
[LadyHummel] why do things get so werid quickly?
[MsJones] I'm out. goodnight..
...... some time later.........
[LadyFabray] Do Slytherins mix well with Gryffindors?
[Satan-na] Why you hoping for another round? ;)
[LadyFabray] always ;)
[Troll] it's 2am here go to bed
[TroutyMouth] Can't sleep, I can hear Kurt and Blaine rubbing broomsticks together
[Satan-na] LOL SAM!!!!!! Shall we make some potions?
[TroutyMouth] only if I can work my charms on you ;)
[Troll] OH FOR GOD'S SAKE GO TO BED
[TroutyMouth] what before either of us come up with another clever idea to piss you off?
[Satan-na] or worse actually make you laugh?
[Finnocence] LOL THEY JUST HERMIONIE GRANGERED YOU
[ImMikeChang™] 50 POINTS EACH TO GRYFFINDOR AND HUFFLEPUFF
[Troll] You wait til I tell my father's about this