The one with the Slasher Movie
[Spooktana] ring ring
[CousinIT] erm hello?
[Spooktana] Oh no Mercedes has to answer the phone first
[CousinIT] What??
[Candyman] hey boo how do you do?
[Spooktana] wanna play a game?
[Candyman] Come on Satan is this one of your funny horror movie games?
[Spooktana] comes on Cedes' I'm casting you as the big star name that gets killed in the opening act... it's the best spot
[Candyman] Over Rachel? then hell to the yes
[CousinIT] Well what am I? I imagine myself as the virginal final girl
[Spooktana] absolutely not, you'll be killed off half way through because you play the obnoxious ambitious reporter
[CousinIT] :/
[NormanBatesMom] what am I the horror movie nerd who tells you all the rules?
[Spooktana] Obviously, but I might let you make it to the sequel ;)
[Frankenteen] I don't get this game
[RosemarysBaby] *rollingeyesemoji of course you don't
[Spooktana] Finn you can be the semi moronic deputy sheriff in town
[Frankenteen] do I get a badge?
[Spooktana] yes
[NormanBatesMom] can we actually make this a movie for my film class?
[BrittanyScissorhands] OMG I'm so excited the only movies I've ever made before is a sex tape
[Spooktana] wanky
[Puckzilla] wait!!!!!! that's awesome
[Spooktana] Puckerman I'm warning you
[Puckzilla] Fine cast me
[Spooktana] the idiot jock that tries to save his friends but dies heroically
[MichaelChangMyers] this is so cool!!!
[Spooktana] Mike you are the sidekick jock, nice guy but you'll probably die
[ShiningTwin1] excuse me?? I better not be the token gay
[Spooktana] No you are the final girl
[ShiningTwin1] Oh <3
[Spooktana] With Quinn, she's the virgin who lives til the end
[RosemarysBaby] I absolutely love the irony of this <3
[Spooktana] Brit Brit as much as I love you, you would never survive a horror movie..you are the cute babysitter who gets killed after running upstairs instead of out the front door
[BrittanyScissorhands] Can I say it's Brittany bitch right before I die?
[Spooktana] Iconic <3
[Jaws] What about me???
[Spooktana] Trouty you are the pretty boy that goes off in the woods on your own because you're a little bit dumb, one of the killers is in love with you.
[AsianGhostGirl] So Santana what are casting yourself as?
[Spooktana] I'm obviously the bitchy but hilarious best friend, I probably won't make it til the sequel- also closet movie nerd.
[ShiningTwin2] wait what about me and Tina?
[Spooktana] you are the killers!!! Blaine you are the charming hair gelled boyfriend of our final girl Kurt however your heart belongs to Sweet Sam's dumb jock and he doesn't return your feelings. Tina is obsessed with revenge after being ignored for years, she's also secretly in love with Quinn and Quinn doesn't even notice her.
[AsianGhostGirl] WOW!!!! this is inspired
[ShiningTwin2] OMG does Kurt kill me??
[BrittanyScissorhands] he'll probably strangle you with one of your bowties
[Puckzilla] LOL Brit, what if the killer wears a silhouette Mr Shue mask?
[RosemarysBaby] Puck I think you've always been a genius
[Spooktana] yeah but like real deep down ;)
[CousinIT] what is this movie called?
[Spooktana] scream if you ruined run joey run last summer
[Candyman] I am officially deceased
[NormanBatesMom] Santana you are talent
[AsianGhostGirl] wait who kills me on screen?
[Frankenteen] as a cop shouldn't I accidentally kill Tina?
[AsianGhostGirl] Did Finn just make a joke or a social commentary???
[RosemarysBaby] let's not confuse him
[Spooktana] yes The cop will come in right at the end and kill the other killer but once her and Q have had an awesome bitch slapping fight.
[CousinIT] Do I get to tell my story at least?
[Spooktana] Ugh Fine you can be in the final showdown you get to live and report live from the murder scene but only if you wear that hideous blue pant suit again
[RosemarysBaby] NOT THE PANT SUIT
[Puckzilla] I've never wanted to take Rachel's clothes off more
[Spooktana] I think we all want to take that pant suit off
[CousinIT] OK I GET IT NOBODY LIKED THE PANT SUIT
[BrittanyScissorhands] you are a little loud Rachel
[Spooktana] Rachel your characters book is called the Gold Star murders because the killers leave gold stars on the body even though they are your thing, to try and frame you.
[ShiningTwin1] does Tina leave a confessional note with "who wrote this TINA?" written on it
[AsianGhostGirl] LOL ^^^^ CAN I trademark that ™
[Candyman] doesn't somebody always run and fall down in a horror movie?
[Spooktana] 100% that would be Finn he has like 50 left feet
[Frankenteen] hey!!!!
[Puckzilla] Can I die trying to like rescue like Artie or something?
[ShiningTwin1] so heroic <3
[Spooktana] Sam follows the sound of Barry Manilow playing in the woods and gets murdered then
[Jaws] YAS FANILOW FOR THE WIN
[shiningTwin2] I want you to know Sam that I would never kill you for real
[Jaws] but the being in love with me part is real right ;)?
[Spooktana] erm can we keep this PG?
[Jaws] what? if my fake wife is a lesbian I can't have a secret boyfriend?
[ShiningTwin1] erm he's my actual boyfriend
[Jaws] dude calm down
[ShiningTwin1] did you just dude me?
[Spooktana] sounds wanky
[ShiningTwin2] Santana!!!!!
[Frankenteen] wait I think I saw a movie like this once, doesn't the cop end up with the reporter?
[CousinIT] I mean if I have to Kiss Finn because of acting purposes I'll be extremely professional and comfortable with it
[AsianGhostGirl] gross
[MichaelChangMyers] can I date someone in this movie??
[BrittanyScissorhands] hey you can be my boyfriend and we can babysit Mr Shues horrible red haired ex wife's sisters children
[Spooktana] Brittany S Pierce such a genius I am loving your script ideas
[RosemarysBaby] wait shouldn't my boyfriend be the suspicious suspect?
[Spooktana] then that would be Puckerman
[Puckzilla] Why am I the suspicious one?
[Spooktana] because you're shady AF and you literally stole an ATM once
[Puckzilla] Fair play babe
[Frankenteen] can you stop calling people babe? it's his new thing
[Puckzilla] what's up babe?
[BrittanyScissorhands] yeah Babe what's up?
[Spooktana] Finn give it up once Puck and Brit get something in their mind that's it.. nobody stopping them
[Candyman] it's why they don't make it til the end of Santana's movie
[NormanBatesMom] can I be the cool nerd that hangs with the cheerleaders?
[AsianGhostGirl] so typical
[ShiningTwin2] wait what is Tina and I's choice of weapon?
[Spooktana] Finn's drumsticks
[Frankenteen] Yes!!!! the local cop who gets the girls because he plays in a band
[RosemarysBaby] Fine if everyone is playing fantasy versions of themselves I want to be crowned Prom Queen in this movie
[AsianGhostGirl] because it always goes so well for any of us :/
[Frankenteen] I think I saw that movie
[ShiningTwin1] are you talking about Carrie?
[Frankenteen] wait who's that?
[BrittanyScissorhands] that weird girl in Glee club with the dreads who loved Jesus?
[RosemarysBaby] That was Joe, also Joe was a boy
[Spooktana] Oh yeah Quinny received some extra special Physical therapy from Joe ;)
[RosemarysBaby] please don't make it sound quite so lurid
[Puckzilla] you really don't have a type do you Q???
[RosemarysBaby] And what would be the point in that? ;)
[Jaws] Santana?
[Spooktana] Yes?
[Jaws] for my death
[Spooktana] when did you die?
[Jaws] in your movie?
[Spooktana] right well explain yourself, I can't have Blaine crying unstoppably and recording a mourning album because he thinks your dead
[ShiningTwin2] Well I'd be devastated
[Jaws] so I thought during my death scene that we could have a slowed down instrumental version of trouty mouth playing as the score
[NormanBatesMom] filmmaking gold right here!!!!!!
[Spooktana] Sam???
[Jaws] Yeah?
[Spooktana] you're cool
[Jaws] OMG SHE LOVES ME SHES FINALLY ADMITTING I'M LIKE HER BEST FRIEND
[ShiningTwin2] what about me??
[AsianGhostGirl] well I've been replaced as usual
[ShiningTwin1] Jealousy Blaine is an ugly trait
[CousinIT] having a best friend is good for the soul <3 I'm so blessed to have Kurt
[ShiningTwin1] Oh honey Mercedes is my best friend, you are like the sister I never had and probably didn't want
[Candyman] we make culture <3
[CousinIT] Wow ok
[Puckzilla] FINN you are totally my best bro for life <3
[Frankenteen] Awww thanks man <3
[Spooktana] whatever all this feelings crap is giving me a rash
[BrittanyScissorhands] there's a cream for that
[NormanBatesMom] :/
[MichaelChangMyers] hey what's everyone's favourite scary movie??
[Spooktana] a closet tour of Rachel's pre New York outfits
[Jaws] Jaws 2.0 Trouty's revenge
[Frankenteen] Quinn Fabray- Killer Prom Queen
[RosemarysBaby] The Glee club chainsaw massacre
[Candyman] please stop you all need to go to bed
[Spooktana] Filming starts next week!!! I expect you all to show up and shine ;)
Oh and Happy Almost Halloween *pumpkinemoji