The One where it's still not Halloween
[Spooktana] Trick or treat
[BrittanyScissorhands] does a treat involve your boobs?
[Candyman] are we still on this bullshit?
[Frankenteen] how comes you always tell us we are bad when we curse but when you do it it's ok
[RosemarysBaby] Finn you once prayed to a grilled cheese sandwich!!
[Jaws] treat
[Spooktana] Hey trouty I'm gonsta take you trick or treating and we can fill that giant mouth of yours with candy
[Jaws] awesome, white chocolate for everyone
[ShiningTwin2] WE STAN STRIPPER SAM
[ShiningTwin1] Blaine you are on thin ice
[BrittanyScissorhands] that sounds dangerous
[NormanBatesMom] TRICK
[Puckzilla] dude wrong choice
[Spooktana] I might put nails in one of the wheels of your wheelchair or I might not
[NormanBatesMom] :/
[AsianGhostGirl] I'd always go for trick but I'm a risky kinda girl
[ShiningTwin1] the first rule in life is never take anything that Puck or Santana offers you
[Jaws] the first rule of Glee club is to not talk about Glee club
[BrittanyScissorhands] but you just did
[CousinIT] SANTANA!!!!!!!
[Spooktana] yes darling
[Puckzilla] LOL!!!! SHIP IT
[CousinIT] Is that mildly offensive pumpkin carving of me??
[Spooktana] absolutely yes
[CousinIT] also why have you renamed my bedroom 'Rachel Berrys non active crack house'?
[ShiningTwin1] OMG I am speechless
[Jaws] Kurt I wouldn't get too cocky
[ShiningTwin2] living with Sam and Santana is like a happy meal but with exploding dynamite in it
[Jaws] am I the happy meal?
[RosemarysBaby] obviously
[Spooktana] BANG
[BrittanyScissorhands] omg I was so scared then
[ShiningTwin1] SANTANA!!!!!
[Spooktana] excuse me other people live in this apartment
[ShiningTwin1] right and I'm pretty sure that Sam didn't put a danger do not enter sign across my bedroom and call it Lady Hummels haunted hay ride
[MichaelChangMyers] OMG LOL THAT IS HILARIOUS
[ShiningTwin1] no it's really not there's hay everywhere in our room
[Jaws] oh wait that was me
[NormanBatesMom] where the hell do you get loads of hay from in NYC?
[Jaws] Don't underestimate a country boy
[Spooktana] YEE HAW
[Puckzilla] Santana you are a genius!! this is to honor YEE HAW KURT? I am obsessed
[Frankenteen] long live yee haw Kurt
[ShiningTwin2] yee haw Kurt sounds hella sexy
[RosemarysBaby] Santana you are something else ;)
[Spooktana] I'm excited to see you in your Halloween costume ;)
[AsianGhostGirl] well that took a turn, wait did you get the props I made you?
[Spooktana] Why yes Queen T, Blaine's hall of magic macabre mirrors is done
[Puckzilla] I got the bottle of absinthe for the Halloween punch
[Spooktana] Heart eyes <3
[CousinIT] Why do you have to take things too far?
[Spooktana] what? you can have Puck if you want?
[CousinIT] No this isn't about Noah it's about how you've turned the bathroom into a monster movie creature feature
[NormanBatesMom] B MOVIE HEAVEN
[Jaws] totally my idea
[ShiningTwin2] I'm disappointed
[Jaws] why?
[ShiningTwin2] I can't pee without a plastic Anaconda staring at me
[Candyman] Frickin snakes????
[RosemarysBaby] I mean you have to admire the dedication
[Spooktana] Thanks Tina for sourcing those plastic piranhas
[AsianGhostGirl] Oh no worries you can't have an aquatic horror bathroom without them
[MichaelChangMyers] But did you get the inflatable shark?
[Jaws] WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT
[BrittanyScissorhands] I LOVE TITANIC
[Puckzilla] wrong film Brit but close <3
[Spooktana] Tonight I am turning the living room into the ultimate scariest nightmare
[NormanBatesMom] MR SHUE SINGING BLURRED LINES??
[Candyman] Rachel Berry singing the climb with laryngitis?
[BrittanyScissorhands] getting lost in the sewers over summer break?
[NormanBatesMom] :/
[Spooktana] The New Direction Semetary
[CousinIT] excuse me what?
[Frankenteen] I think you spelled a word wrong
[RosemarysBaby] it's supposed to be like that
[MichaelChangMyers] I mean I dig it but what is it exactly
[Jaws] Santana envisioned it as a dedicated graveyard to everything that has ceased to exist in the new directions
[ShiningTwin1] who wrote this?
[RosemarysBaby] Tina??
[AsianGhostGirl] no lol... clearly Santana wrote this
[Spooktana] Give Trouty some credit please
[Frankenteen] Yeah but we still don't get it
[Spooktana] Would you like me to demonstrate?
[Puckzilla] hell yeah ;)
[Spooktana] That's enough ;)
[Candyman] come on we all confused here
[Spooktana] things that have ceased to exist...
Rachel's white tights
[RosemarysBaby] HILARIOUS I GET IT...
Puckermans Mohawk
[AsianGhostGirl] Mr Shues dignity
[NormanBatesMom] Tina's stutter
[AsianGhostGirl] harsh but fair
[Candyman] Solos for people that aren't Blaine and Rachel
[ShiningTwin1] Blaines crush on Sam... oh wait
[MichaelChangMyers] Puckleberry
[Puckzilla] :(
[CousinIT] <3
[Frankenteen] Sam's Bieber phase
[Puckzilla] Quinn's baby stealing
[BrittanyScissorhands] Artie's legs
[Candyman] Brittany honey nooooooo
[ShiningTwin1] is this why there are foam headstones everywhere?
[Jaws] Yeah
[CousinIT] I'm exhausted
[Spooktana] go take a nap in my vampire lair bedroom ;)
[CousinIT] erm no thankyou
[Jaws] what about mine Rachel, the Slasher Movie summer camp bedroom
[ShiningTwin1] WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THE MONEY FOR ALL THIS??
[Jaws] I sold the melody to a song I wrote
[Spooktana] I just got a role in an off Broadway show
[NormanBatesMom] makin it rain y'all
[RosemarysBaby] congratulations
[ShiningTwin2] so proud of you both
[CousinIT] Was this the role in the Cruel Intentions musical?
[Spooktana] yes :)
[ShiningTwin1] Oh wow
[BrittanyScissorhands] so proud of you both <3 my two favourite former boos
[NormanBatesMom] thanks :/
[AsianGhostGirl] This is amazing,!!!!
[Candyman] Sam never wrote me any songs :(
[CousinIT] this is not about you Mercedes
[Jaws] Thanks everyone <3 Rachel where do we keep the stamps?
[CousinIT] what? why?
[Jaws] I need to send out the Halloween party invitations
[ShiningTwin1] sigh
[RosemarysBaby] did you go for the matte Black card with the red embossed writing?
[Spooktana] God you make envelopes sound so sexy :0
[Candyman] this group chat makes me uncomfortable sometimes
[Puckzilla] Santana will you keep to your promise of no clown decorations?
[Spooktana] awwww is ittle wittle baby scared?
[Puckzilla] fuck you I hate clowns you know this
[Spooktana] Ok I'm sorry <3 no clowns, except Finn
[Frankenteen] Hey!!!
[RosemarysBaby] anybody else notice how Finn typing Hey followed by exclamation points is the only way Finn can defend himself?
[AsianGhostGirl] legit thought it was just me who noticed lol
[MichaelChangMyers] tbf Quinn is pretty passive aggressive towards Finn
[Frankenteen] Add Fuinn to the new directions Semetary
[NormanBatesMom] Fuinn? who the hell came up with that ship name?
[RosemarysBaby] Please stop
[CousinIT] Sam could you cut it out with the spider directions now??
[ShiningTwin2] ewwwww spiders where?????
[Candyman] Oh I'm not afraid of no spiders but snakes though??!! oh hell to the no
[BrittanyScissorhands] last night I had a nightmare that I waa eaten by a giant unicorn
[AsianGhostGirl] erm are you ok?
[BrittanyScissorhands] I did wake up surrounded by glitter :/
[Puckzilla] Brit you was making glittery pumpkins remember?
[BrittanyScissorhands] oh yeah!!!!!
[ShiningTwin1] WHY IS THERE A CAULDRON IN THE KITCHEN?
[Jaws] apple bobbing
[ShiningTwin1] oh of course
[Puckzilla] I wonder who the best sucker at bobbing for apples is? ;)
[Spooktana] oh wanky ;)
[Jaws] I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
[ShiningTwin1] would anybody like to adopt two grown adults?
[RosemarysBaby] I'll adopt them
[Spooktana] mommy? ;)
[Puckzilla] who's responsible for me?
[AsianGhostGirl] erm Finn? :/
[Jaws] I'M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW
[ShiningTwin2] omg are you ok???
[Jaws] I just watched a video that said do not watch and now I'm going to die in 7 days
[AsianGhostGirl] wait huh??
[BrittanyScissorhands] OMG DONT DIE DO NOT DIE
[ShiningTwin2] Sam honey I don't think you are going to die
[Jaws] I SAW THAT MOVIE I'M GONNA DIE
[Spooktana] Sammy what video did you watch??
[BrittanyScissorhands] what's a video?
[Jaws] It was all such a blur i'm very traumatised
[Spooktana] was it the tape on the coffee table?
[CousinIT] oh no oh no oh no
[Candyman] don't keep us in suspense
[Frankenteen] Well what is it?
[CousinIT] I made a sensual music video of a song I wrote for Finn
[ShiningTwin1] I think I'm going to throw up
[Puckzilla] I literally have nothing to say
[Jaws] wait so I'm not going to die in 7 days?
[Spooktana] no honey
[ShiningTwin2] FUCK!!! WHAT WAS THAT???
[AsianGhostGirl] you guys are so dramatic
[ShiningTwin1] no wait I think I saw it too omg it was creepy
[Jaws] oh that's Santana she's dressed as the woman in black
[CousinIT] I just wanted one peaceful night
[Spooktana] insert spooky ghost noises here