The One with the musty old sorting hat
[ShiningTwin1] Blaine, Santana, Sam what is all the noise?
[CousinIT] oh you hear that too? I'm too scared to go out there and check
[RosemarysBaby] seriously please start your own apartment group chat
[Puckzilla] nah I like hearing the shit they get up too... Tea is spilt
[ShiningTwin1] So glad you finally learnt something from me Puck
[AsianGhostGirl] I think I have an idea of what they are doing
[BrittanyScissorhands] ewwwww
[AsianGhostGirl] no Brittany not that
[ShiningTwin2] Sorry Kurt we will keep the noise down
[RosemarysBaby] well come on what are you 3 even doing?
[Jaws] Blaine got a sorting hat gadget , we've been trying it out
[NormanBatesMom] seriously? wtf :/
[MichaelChangMyers] Harry Potter? I can't even.......
[Jaws] [has sent a voice note]
HUFFLEPUFF
[Candyman] Sam that was too Loud!!!!!
[AsianGhostGirl] Sam is the very definition of Hufflepuff though
[ShiningTwin2] [has sent a voice note]
HUFFLEPUFF
[CousinIT] I can hear you shouting in the apartment please stop sending it to the group chat.
[AsianGhostGirl] Blaines a Hufflepuff??? really?? hmmmmm maybe with a side order of Ravenclaw
[Jaws] lol it's Santana's turn now
[Spooktana] if you put that musty old bug infested looking hat on my expensive freshly weaved hair I will ends you
[BrittanyScissorhands] come on I wanna know <3
[ShiningTwin2] oooooh that hat says it's a hatstall...
[Candyman] what is this lingo??? a hatstall? what y'all on ?
[RosemarysBaby] It means the hat can't decide because she's almost an even mixture belonging to 2 or more houses
[CousinIT] Quinn?? I had no idea you liked Harry Potter
[Spooktana] Seriously this hat is covered in Blaines hairgel, make it hurry up
[RosemarysBaby] of course I like Harry Potter Rachel, I'm a Slytherin and I'm not even ashamed
[Jaws] The hat has decided....after much discussion about whether Santana is a Slytherin or Gryffindor....
[Spooktana] [has sent a voice note)]
GRYFFINDOR
[ShiningTwin1] your braveness and loyalty won out over your ruthless side then???
[Spooktana] obviously and red is my colour anyway
[CousinIT] well now I want to know
[Jaws] oh Rachel you don't need the hat you are a cold hard Slytherin
[CousinIT] :0
[Frankenteen] what the hell you even talking about?
[Puckzilla] Harry Potter dude!!!!!! do me???? Blaine you are the expert, what house am I in?
[ShiningTwin2] like Santana you lie between Slytherin and Gryffindor but ultimately you lie in Gryffindor
[Puckzilla] [has sent a voice note]
GRYFFINDOR
[Candyman] lol Puck, I had no idea you were such a Harry Potter geek?
[Puckzilla] hidden depths baby ;)
[BrittanyScissorhands] do me do me do me do me
[Spooktana] wanky ;)
[ShiningTwin2] Brit everyone assumes you are a Hufflepuff but you've got hidden depths sooooo
[BrittanyScissorhands] [has sent a voice note]
RAVENCLAW
[AsianGhostGirl] my turn, I think I'm a Ravenclaw maybe with a hint of Slytherin
[ShiningTwin2] yeah you are definitely a Ravenclaw Tina
[AsianGhostGirl] [has sent a voice note] RAVENCLAW
[RosemarysBaby] I feel extremely sad I didn't get to shout mine out
[Has sent a voice note]
SLYTHERIN
[CousinIT] oh me too, I'm going to do mine
[has sent a voice note]
SLYTHERIN
[Spooktana] Rachel nobody else sang theirs why do you have to do that?
[Jaws] Mercedes, Mike, Artie and Finn you need your goes
[Candyman] Oh hell I already know, I got this
[has sent a voice note]
GRYFFINDOR
[Spooktana] it's the place to be babygirl
[RosemarysBaby] For God's sake im stuck with Rachel :/
[NormanBatesMom] come on then do me
[Jaws] dude :/???
[NormanBatesMom] not what I meant but ok
[ShiningTwin2] Artie you are a textbook
Ravenclaw
[NormanBatesMom] [has sent a voice note]
RAVENCLAW
[Frankenteen] come on then what am I? not that I really care because I don't even like Harry Potter
[Puckzilla] shutup Finn
[ShiningTwin2] hmmmm a tough one, you have qualities of both Hufflepuff and Gryffindor but ultimately I think you are
Hufflepuff
[Frankenteen] [has sent a voice note]
HUFFLEPUFF
[Spooktana] nice drum roll there Hudson ;)
[Frankenteen] thanks dropped my stick at the end though
[Spooktana] kick any furniture today?
[Puckzilla] LOL HE HATES MR SHUES CHAIRS
[ShiningTwin2] hey Mike it's your turn your the last one
[ShiningTwin1] oh this has been so thrilling
[ShiningTwin2] Mike you have the ambition and intelligence of a Ravenclaw but your heart is Hufflepuff, therefore I am naming you one
[MichaelChangMyers] [has sent a voice note]
HUFFLEPUFF
[ShiningTwin2] I can't believe we are all sorted into houses <3
[ShiningTwin1] Wow honestly Blaine you are cute but waaaay to into Harry Potter
[Spooktana] leave him alone he's like a sexier version
[Jaws] does this make me blond Ron??
[Spooktana] I am NOT Hermione fucking Granger
[Jaws] LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL WHY NOT, RACHEL CAN BE SNAPE?????!!!!!
[Spooktana] Fine only if Kurt can be that cute old Scottish lady
[ShiningTwin2] Professor Mcgonagall???? I AM DEAD... call the mortuary that's hilarious
[CousinIT] Snape???? you are all so rude
[ShiningTwin1] honestly I wish they'd all move out
[NormanBatesMom] well they aren't moving in here
[MichaelChangMyers] why not 3/4 Hufflepuffs reuntied????
[Jaws] YAS!!!!!!!!!!!
[AsianGhostGirl] Honestly I would love this
[CousinIT] guys we were actually joking. :/
[Spooktana] no we know when we aren't wanted...
[ShiningTwin2] IM PACKING MY BAGS KURT
[ShiningTwin1] YES LOUDLY
[Spooktana] BLAINE!!! YOU'VE JUST PACKED BOWTIES
[Jaws] I can't wait to live somewhere where I can practice swimming in the bathtub
[CousinIT] OH AND FLOOD THE FLOOR??
[RosemarysBaby] I honestly cannot even comprehend this right now, I've literally got an image of the three of you packing your bags dramatically and Rachel crying and Kurt just standing there with his arms folded
[Candyman] Rachel crying?? Lol thats original
[Frankenteen] Lol where the hell are you actually going to live? wait are you actually moving out?
[ShiningTwin1] I don't care, perhaps now I can use the kitchen without Blaine and Sam making potions
[ShiningTwin2] JUST WANTED TO PRETEND I WAS AT HOGWARTS ONCE KURT... GOD
[Jaws] Plus Santana gave us awesome potion recipe
[BrittanyScissorhands] Wait you know spells???
[Jaws] she told me she was a Bruja
[Spooktana] my bisabuela was definitely one
[CousinIT] what's a bruja??
[Spooktana] a witch Rachel
[RosemarysBaby] oh my
[CousinIT] are you serious?
[Puckzilla] oh she's serious, Santana once made me a cocktail at a party and I blacked out for like 3 hours
[Spooktana] oh I roofied you, you were being annoying, Puck's one of those weepy drunks after he's had too many
[Puckzilla] you roofied me?
[Spooktana] yeah and I'll do it again
[Puckzilla] You are insane
[Spooktana] I know and you love me for it ;)
[Puckzilla] can't even deny that <3
[Jaws] stop hitting on my wife
[Puckzilla] she's a lesbian
[ShiningTwin1] I DON'T HEAR ANYONE MOVING OUT YET
[ShiningTwin2] KURT STOP BEING A BITCH.... I LOVE YOU
[NormanBatesMom] seriously none of you are moving in here
[AsianGhostGirl] oh calm down Artie, it won't be for long
[Jaws] Tinaaaaaaaaaaa <3 got a spare bed for 3 fugitives
[MichaelChangMyers] You'll have to share?
[ShiningTwin2] 3 in the bed?
[Spooktana] oh my dream, sharing a bed with Bowtie and trouty
[BrittanyScissorhands] 3 hottest people of my dreams
[NormanBatesMom] thanks Brit :/
[BrittanyScissorhands] sorry I forgot we dated, wait am I still dating Finn?
[Frankenteen] no you dumped me last week, and then you made out with Puck, why does this keep happening to me???? :(
[Spooktana] Brit baby what have I told you about hooking up with Puck?
[BrittanyScissorhands] only to hook up with him if he gives you something in return
[Spooktana] no thats not what I told you :/
[Puckzilla] Finn my man I'm sorry, in my defense she said it was to make you jealous
[Frankenteen] but she dumped me??
[Puckzilla] she wants you to get back together with Rachel
[RosemarysBaby] I'm getting a migraine
[Spooktana] Alohomora!!!!!!!!!!!
[BrittanyScissorhands] is that Spanish??
[ShiningTwin2] Santana why are you doing spells?
[Spooktana] Well apparently Finn and Rachel are opening doors to the past
[RosemarysBaby] let's keep all those doors closed, before I end up with pregnant with someone else from Glee club
[Frankenteen] Quinn you wanna make a baby in a hottub???
[RosemarysBaby] oh dear Lord NO...
[Puckzilla] ah don't worry Finn you'll get a baby drizzle one day
[CousinIT] I'm openly ignoring Finn and Quinn, Kurt they just left :( I feel so sad
[Jaws] sorry we can't come to the phone right now.........
[ShiningTwin2] bitches be gone
[Spooktana] You've gone and Upset my boys
[ShiningTwin1] I think we went too far
[BrittanyScissorhands] Guys I got my letter to Hogwarts, I'm coming to join you :)
[ShiningTwin1] WHO DID THIS?
[ShiningTwin2] my bad I just wanted her to be happy
[BrittanyScissorhands] everything is Lies, the whole world is lies