The One where they are left alone
[CousinIT] Right Samuel, Santana I have left instructions on paper in the kitchen for you Both
[Jaws] where are you going and why do we need instructions?
[ShiningTwin1] How many times have we told him? honestly I'm throwing the towel in
[ShiningTwin2] Sam-Rachel, Kurt and I are going to that Nyada networking seminar in Los Angeles
[Jaws] oh yeah...
[Spooktana] wtf do we need instructions for?
[CousinIT] because the thought of leaving you two alone in the loft fills us with absolute dread
[Jaws] Oh
[Spooktana] This list of instructions is a joke...
-no weed
-no parties
-under no circumstances are we to go through your belongings
-no unattended flames
-no orgies
[Puckzilla] those are literally all of Santana's favourite things
[Jaws] my list just says Sam and then No
[ShiningTwin1] that means you don't touch anything or well basically just don't fuck up
[ShiningTwin2] Tina is in charge
[Spooktana] she doesn't even live here
[CousinIT] she's coming by once a day to make sure everything is ok
[Spooktana] Oh so Sam and I set the toaster on fire once and we have to be babysat by girl Chang?
[AsianGhostGirl] please don't call me that
[ShiningTwin1] The fire department had to be called
[Spooktana] I was just trying to make dinosaur toast for Sam
[CousinIT] well you aren't supposed to put the jelly on before you toast it
[Spooktana] what like that's my fault?
[Jaws] never did get my dinosaur toast
[BrittanyScissorhands] I love dinosaur toast
[ShiningTwin1] I swear to God you are all infants
[Candyman] you sure call upon the Lord a lot for an atheist Kurt
[ShiningTwin1] living with those two is testing me
[Spooktana] I hope you choke on one of your ugly neck ties
[Jaws] Blaine said he's not into that
[RosemarysBaby] well that's not at all awkward
[Spooktana] For the record Quinn is totally a hair puller
[Frankenteen] Are you two fighting again?
[Jaws] I'm not sure that's what.. you know what never mind Finn
[BrittanyScissorhands] don't worry Finn people never explain stuff to me either
[NormanBatesMom] you two live in a special kind of place
[Puckzilla] Artie dude, you been smoking?
[NormanBatesMom] no I'm not allowed in the apartment, Tina said so
[AsianGhostGirl] We have too many neighbours
[MichaelChangMyers] it's why we smoke it at Rachel's
[CousinIT] honestly It's a bad habit!!!!
[Frankenteen] Are you 3 going to visit us whilst you are in LA?
[ShiningTwin1] Of course, we can arrange something
[BrittanyScissorhands] I wanna show you the Hollywood sign
[Puckzilla] Brit you know I'm not allowed near it
[Spooktana] why?
[Frankenteen] he peed on it whilst drunk
[CousinIT] how did you even get up there?
[RosemarysBaby] because the 3 of them have no filter for danger or sensible decision making
[ShiningTwin1] neither does Sam hence why he's not allowed to do anything unattended
[Candyman] so you leave him with Santana????
[NormanBatesMom] she's like OG Queen of causing trouble
[Spooktana] Thanks Artie <3
[ShiningTwin2] they told me they've got a quiet few days planned
[AsianGhostGirl] well I'll be able to report back to you on that
[BrittanyScissorhands] doesn't sound like the sexy people I know
[Jaws] did you call me sexy?
[BrittanyScissorhands] everyone's sexy... even Finn
[CousinIT] I thought you and Finn were 'dating'?
[BrittanyScissorhands] honestly I think I might also be dating half of the campus coffee shop, I keep forgetting to break up with people.
[Jaws] honestly we do not have any grand plans
[RosemarysBaby] which absolutely means you do
[Spooktana] WHY can't you keep your guppy hole shut?
[Jaws] ugh the pressure
[CousinIT] what are you two up too?
[Puckzilla] who cares, bring me some NY bagels princess, Jewish boy needs his real bagels
[Candyman] I'm sad I won't be in LA to catch up with you guys :(
[BrittanyScissorhands] I just got a text from Sugar she says she's going to be in LA this weekend
[Puckzilla] damn I forgot about that sweet mama
[Spooktana] wow
[NormanBatesMom] eyes off Puck, that was my girl
[BrittanyScissorhands] you can both back off because I'm pretty sure I'll be making out with Sugar this weekend
[Spooktana] what?!?!?!?!?!?
[Frankenteen] Yeah what???!!!!
[BrittanyScissorhands] well you and Rachel will spend the whole time arguing but mooning over each other. Kurt's Gay and won't make out with me again, Blaines not allowed to make out with me, and I don't wanna go near Puck. besides Rachel's only gay for Quinn but I could probably change her mind
[Candyman] I wish I was blind sometimes
[RosemarysBaby] Lord give me strength
[NormanBatesMom] so I installed a door bell camera and a burglar alarm system for you Rachel
[CousinIT] Thankyou Artie <3
[Spooktana] *mooneyes "oh thankyou Artie" *fakedoeeyes
[Jaws] Santana you wanna dress up as different people and ring the door bell for fun?
[Spooktana] you mean do we dress as our alter egos Evan Evans and Auntie Snixx?
[Jaws] they even have a back story
[Candyman] Dear Lord,
[BrittanyScissorhands] Oooooh the back story
[Frankenteen] who are these people?
[RosemarysBaby] Oh Finn no...
[Jaws] Evan Evans is a sweater wearing genius with glasses, he drinks sweet tea and reads the morning paper
[Spooktana] Auntie Snixx is a like a venomous snake, spraying her venom to all her victims to bring them down
[ShiningTwin1] does anybody feel disturbed?
[Puckzilla] I don't know, they both sound kind of hot
[Spooktana] Snixx would eat you as a snack Puckerman
[Jaws] Evan Evans might be a charming serial killer
[ShiningTwin2] I did tell him not to watch that Ted Bundy Film
[BrittanyScissorhands] I might be Ted Bundys illegitimate granddaughter
[Candyman] you all are going to send me to an early grave
[ShiningTwin1] I think I've already had a stroke
[Spooktana] Snixx and Evan might be a serial killer duo, their theme song would be something by The Smith's
[CousinIT] This is why we can't leave them alone.....
[AsianGhostGirl] don't worry I've got it under control
[ShiningTwin2] have you Tina???
[CousinIT] HAVE YOU TINA?????
[Frankenteen] hey stop shouting at Tina
[AsianGhostGirl] Thanks Finn <3
[BrittanyScissorhands] I ship this
[MichaelChangMyers] I don't!!!!
[ShiningTwin1] TINA!!!!!!!!!!!!
[AsianGhostGirl] why is everyone shouting at me
[ShiningTwin1] nothing makes me happier than shouting Tina
[Spooktana] LEAVE TINA ALONE
[Puckzilla] I'm completely lost at what's going on now tbh
[RosemarysBaby] I have such high hopes for our child :/
[Puckzilla] she's being raised by Shelby she's going to be belting out songs from Funny girl
[Spooktana] my favourite music is the John Carpenter score from Halloween
[Jaws] last week we remixed it with a Lana del Rey song
[RosemarysBaby] what an aesthetic
[ShiningTwin2] does anybody feel like Sam and Santana are basically Andy and April from Parks and rec?
[Jaws] DON'T BE SUSPICIOUS DON'T BE SUSPICIOUS
[Puckzilla] oh totally, Santana only ever smiles at Brittany and Sam and Quinn when she's horny
[CousinIT] I don't think Santana has ever smiled at me
[Frankenteen] I thought she had smiled at me once but Brittany was behind me
[Puckzilla] she smiles at me when I bake her brownies
[NormanBatesMom] high Santana is my favourite, she's so nice to me
[AsianGhostGirl] only because she uses you to wheel herself around so she doesn't have to walk
[Candyman] respect that, that's some Mariah Carey level diva
[Spooktana] Mariah Carey SLAY!!!!
[CousinIT] I can't believe Nyada won't fly us to LA, the train is so icky
[RosemarysBaby] Rachel Berry thinks that public transport is for peasants
[CousinIT] don't attack me I just think it would be a lot quicker and Trains are not the elite way to travel, my dads would of sprung for first class seats
[RosemarysBaby] I kind of want to punch you right now
[AsianGhostGirl] Quinn nobody would judge you if you did
[Spooktana] or a good slap, nothing is hotter than being slapped in the face by the sultry voiced, 50's housewife dressed Quinn Fabray
[RosemarysBaby] Oh I know how a little slap gets you all fired up sweetie ;)
[Jaws] OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING
[Puckzilla] Quinntana for the win
[CousinIT] why are you so into this?
[Frankenteen] please who isn't?
[CousinIT] OMG FINN!!!!!
...... 3 DAYS INTO THE NYADA TRIP.......
[CousinIT] I just got an email asking me to pick a gift from the registry at Bloomingdales :/
[AsianGhostGirl] about that...
[ShiningTwin1] TINA!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED
[Candyman] oh hell why are we shouting?
[ShiningTwin2] I mean I thought they were joking...
[RosemarysBaby] what's going on?
[Jaws] me and Santana got married so we could register for gifts.. now we've got some cool new stuff
[Puckzilla] dude that's awesome
[RosemarysBaby] is this real?
[Spooktana] hell yeah best idea ever
[CousinIT] this list of gifts is ridiculous, what do you need a cotton candy machine for?
[Jaws] well why not?
[ShiningTwin1] I did like your choice in crystal champagne glasses though I got those for you
[ShiningTwin2] Kurt!!! this is a sham!!!! I didn't even get to be best man
[BrittanyScissorhands] genius guys genius, Santana is so smart and hot, besides everyone knows your first marriage isnt real
[Spooktana] <3 cotton candy for you boo
[RosemarysBaby] I mean it's absolute sacrilege :/
[CousinIT] TINA... how did you allow this to happen?
[AsianGhostGirl] I mean they have loads of cool stuff now, plus city Hall is kinda nice
[NormanBatesMom] I mean it's fraud but cool fraud
[MichaelChangMyers] I was best man, Tina was a bridesmaid and Artie sang the bridal march
[Spooktana] we are going to change our names tomorrow
[Jaws] Mr and Mrs Trouty Mouth
[Spooktana] wanky ;)
[CousinIT] honestly this is all Tina's fault
[AsianGhostGirl] don't blame me it was Snixx ;)
[Jaws] and Evan Evans ;)
[Puckzilla] OH CALM DOWN LET'S ALL RAISE A TOAST TO OUR FAVOURITE Lesbian and her Bieber lookalike husband
[Spooktana] salud!!!!!!!!
[Jaws] MAZEL TOV for our Jewish friends
[BrittanyScissorhands] cele... brate good times come on do do do do do do do