The one with the Zoom Glee club
[CousinIT] I know you are all terribly excited about Halloween but I'd like to propose something
[RosemarysBaby] Please don't actually propose
[Candyman] Also I ain't vibing with Halloween that's Santana, Puck and Sam's crap
[MichaelChangMyers] Tina is also super into Halloween *Rollseyes
[ShiningTwin1] Blaine is also 'vibing' with it
[Spooktana] anyway tan in a can what did you want to propose? you finally coming out the closet
[Frankenteen] Why is Rachel in the closet?
[BrittanyScissorhands] 7 minutes in heaven
[Spooktana] wanky ;)
[CousinIT] I totally miss hearing all your singing voices :(
[ShiningTwin2] but you live with me??
[CousinIT] Yes but I miss everybody you know
[NormanBatesMom] so what's the big idea??
[CousinIT] A Zoom Glee club
[Spooktana] FML
[Puckzilla] I'm game
[Spooktana] ^^^^ *gay
[Jaws] Can I be Mr Shue??
[Spooktana] that is a real turn off
[ShiningTwin2] Sam in a sexy sweater vest!!!
[Spooktana] Oh Please don't tell me you haven't thought about Sam in a sweatervest
[ShiningTwin1] Santana don't even get involved
[Jaws] It's not my fault I'm hot
[AsianGhostGirl] you and Santana are literally becoming one person :/
[CousinIT] actually I will step in as the role of teacher so to speak
[Spooktana] RIGHT THAT'S IT... NO ME GUSTA... I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS.. I'M ABOUT TO GO ALL LIMA HEIGHTS ON HER ASS
[Jaws] how do I hold Santana back over cellphone?? it's usually my job to hold her back... help :/
[RosemarysBaby] Just let her go
[CousinIT] Quinn????? :/
[BrittanyScissorhands] Rachel Are you going to boss us around now whilst we all pretend to listen?
[Spooktana] Brit <3 LOL
[Puckzilla] if it's fucking broadway numbers Berry I'm out
[CousinIT] well I thought I'd put everyone into groups
[Spooktana] do not put me in the handicapable group
[NormanBatesMom] That's so offensive
[AsianGhostGirl] so is your attitude towards women but hey
[CousinIT] well actually I suppose we will have to group up as per our living arrangements
[Candyman] Omg so I finally get a solo
[RosemarysBaby] At last, me too pretty sure I didn't get one for over a year
[Jaws] well we're a group of five that's too many voices and I don't wanna sing a showtune so SHOTGUN SANTANA
[Spooktana] okay but I'm not singing Bieber
[Puckzilla] Finn dude we gotta ask Brit real nice so she sings something good with us
[BrittanyScissorhands] I'm right here silly
[Puckzilla] oh yeah group chat duh,
[Frankenteen] BRIT, PUCK... GOT THE PERFECT SONG
[Puckzilla] dude what???
[Frankenteen] Walk this way by Aerosmith and Run DMC
[BrittanyScissorhands] WINNERS.. YOU ALL SUCK.. I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU NOW
[NormanBatesMom] okay Tina, Mike what shall we sing?
[AsianGhostGirl] I have no idea
[MichaelChangMyers] Well that's helpful
[NormanBatesMom] What about where is the love by Black eyed peas?
[AsianGhostGirl] ok that's not terrible :)
[MichaelChangMyers] LIT MOTHER FUCKERS
[Candyman] Michael Robert Chang!!!!
[MichaelChangMyers] sorry boo <3
[AsianGhostGirl] Boo?????
[Candyman] ours is a forbidden love
[CousinIT] So we've got our song
[Puckzilla] dear Jewish God I hope it's not defying gravity again
[Shining1] ladies and gentlemen
[Shining2] rewrite the stars
[CousinIT] from the greatest showman, making this lovely duet an epic threesome
[Puckzilla] I'm trying real hard.....
[Jaws] same dude same......
[Spooktana] Fuck it, that is the wankiest thing I've ever heard
[BrittanyScissorhands] I demand Blaine wears a top hat
[Shining2] Just a top hat?
[BrittanyScissorhands] that's up to you but if you don't I can't promise something bad won't happen
[Shining1] Brittany please don't hit on my boyfriend
[BrittanyScissorhands] I just really wanna see his warblers
[Candyman] okkkkkkkkkkkkk anyway I'm singing Sorry not sorry by Demi Lovato
[Spooktana] I dated someone that looked like her once
[Shining1] what happened to her?
[BrittanyScissorhands] she broke up with her for me
[NormanBatesMom] but now you two are broken up again
[MichaelChangMyers] I mean at the end of the day there's going to come a time where we've all dated one another
[RosemarysBaby] I'm not dating Rachel
[Frankenteen] Nobody asked you too
[CousinIT] whatever, Quinn what are you singing?
[RosemarysBaby] Dreams by the cranberries
[Spooktana] your singing voice is literally like sex
[NormanBatesMom] I'm very uncomfortable with the energy we've created in this room
[Shining2] Stop!!! I almost dropped my crossaint
[Shining1] stop quoting vines!!!!
[AsianGhostGirl] Samtana what are you two singing?
[CousinIT] God Samuel looks really smug with himself right now
[ShiningTwin2] ugh Santana just whispered something in his ear and he looks even more smug
[Puckzilla] Dude you SOUND jealous???
[ShiningTwin2] WELL I'M NOT
[Puckzilla] Chill.... I mean I get it Sam's handsome
[Jaws] ARE YOU READY?????
[Candyman] the over abuse of caps lock on here is obscene
[Jaws] I SAID ARE YOU READY???
[Spooktana] FOR THE LOVE of Satan Sam
[Jaws] Pour some sugar on me!!!!
[Puckzilla] Def Leppard???!!! DAMN
[AsianGhostGirl] oh that's a sexy song
[BrittanyScissorhands] what I'm asking is if you are both going to strip???
[MichaelChangMyers] erm...... Brit
[NormanBatesMom] Mike we all know you're a stripper girl drunk
[RosemarysBaby] why will they be stripping?
[BrittanyScissorhands] it's a total stripper song
[CousinIT] this is Glee club not a stripper club
[Candyman] What like it wasn't crunk club???
[CousinIT] many apologies for that Mercedes, even though it was an awfully long time ago
[NormanBatesMom] Santana's a lesbian
[BrittanyScissorhands] I thought she was a American
[ShiningTwin1] I won't have Sam flouncing around the loft with his shirt off, pretending he's practicing his Zoom glee club number
[RosemarysBaby] Kurt it kind of sounds like you do want that
[ShiningTwin1] why don't you deal with your own morality Quinn?
[Spooktana] excuse you Lady Hummel do not be so rude to my girl Quinn
[ShiningTwin1] oh everyone's your girl Quinn or my girl Mercedes or my boy Sam or Puck, it's never me!!!!!
[Spooktana] wow ok you kinda sound like Tina right now
[RosemarysBaby] or Rachel... you kind of sound self absorbed and like a brat
[CousinIT] why are we calling me out?
[Candyman] has anybody here ever been personally victimised by Rachel Berry?
[Frankenteen] she cheated on me with Puck
[AsianGhostGirl] is this a rhetorical question? because I have one thing and one thing to say
WHO WROTE THIS TINA???????
[ShiningTwin2] literally the most passive aggressive thing ever
[NormanBatesMom] Oh Blaine and Tina the duo nobody asked for
[Spooktana] ^^^ who pissed on your wheels?
[Jaws] I am deceased
[Puckzilla] I like an unusual duo
[Candyman] I swear if someone says me and tots I'll lose it
[Puckzilla] Nah I'm thinking more like me and Kurt, how bout that?
[Jaws] cash me ousside howbow dat
[ShiningTwin2] Omg why is that girl literally Santana?
[Spooktana] Screw you
[Jaws] who?
[Spooktana] Blaine
[ShiningTwin2] Jeez ok
[Frankenteen] let's not start an argument
[Spooktana] No let's
[MichaelChangMyers] and this is when Blaine knew.... he fucked up
[AsianGhostGirl] Mike?????
[MichaelChangMyers] Sorry I've been hanging out with Sam
[Spooktana] erm why didn't I know about this?
[Puckzilla] and possessive Santana is back in the room
[Spooktana] Trouty is my friend
[ShiningTwin2] he's my friend too
[Spooktana] I'm his super hot best friend
[ShiningTwin2] I'm his best bro friend
[RosemarysBaby] this is tiresome
[CousinIT] Yes yes we get it Sam is everybody's friend, now back to Zoom Glee club
[AsianGhostGirl] OMG PLEASE
[Jaws] oh damn Tina snapped and btw Blaine and Santana you are both my favourites <3
[Spooktana] ok but I'm actually your favourite considering I actually dated you and wrote a heterosexual love song for you, Blaine only wishes he could date you and I don't believe he wrote a song for you
[Candyman] how long is this going to go on for?
[Puckzilla] Santana is like a dog, as far as she's concerned she's peed on Sam and he's her territory now
[NormanBatesMom] I don't know how wise it is to compare Santana to a dog
[BrittanyScissorhands] She's pretty possessive but it's hot
[Puckzilla] I mean I won't lie I totally liked it when she used to fight with other girls over me
[CousinIT] I just wanted to sing songs
[Frankenteen] sometimes it's not about you
[Puckzilla] Yo Brit, Finny are you practicing without me?
[BrittanyScissorhands] we are saving the planet and sharing a bath
[Frankenteen] I don't know how I agreed to this
[Candyman] I don't mean to be rude but does Finn ever understand anything?
[RosemarysBaby] don't count on it, he wanted to name my baby drizzle
[Frankenteen] It's a good name
[CousinIT] You know what Glee club is over for today.... songs due tomorrow
[Puckzilla] who peed in her vegan milk cereal????
[Spooktana] BOOYA