The one with the Pre Halloween Rachel Berry House Party Train Wreck Extravaganza Part II
[Puckzilla] So pre-Halloween party this weekend!!!
[CousinIT] is that a question or a statement?
[Puckzilla] Statement, Brit and Finn are already safely seatbelted up in the car
[CousinIT] and where are you going?
[Puckzilla] I thought you were smart?
[CousinIT] Oh God your coming here?
[Puckzilla] Halloween is over a month away and I miss you guys
[CousinIT] I'm really going to give into you aren't I?
[Puckzilla] you know it babe ;)
[Spooktana] oh just checking in on this festivity, Puck my boy are you bringing goodies???
[Puckzilla] you mean Brit, Tequila or weed?
[Spooktana] all 3 of those sounds amazing <3
[CousinIT] NO WEED SANTANA
[Jaws] come on no puff the magic dragon?
[CousinIT] Samuel!!!!
[Spooktana] Q are you coming?
[RosemarysBaby] Ugh
[Jaws] is that a yes?
[RosemarysBaby] Fine
[ShiningTwin1] I won't have things getting out of contol!!!
[ShiningTwin2] Kurt live a little
[Jaws] trouble in paradise
[Candyman] Sam stop stiring shit
[Jaws] woah ok, u coming Mercedes?
[Candyman] against my better judgement yes, I'm just home visiting my parents so a trip to NYC won't take me long, besides I could use a little party
[Puckzilla] Other NY gang gang you coming?
[AsianGhostGirl] And miss out on stripper Brittany?.... never
[Jaws] RED SOLO CUP!!!!
[Spooktana] Welcome To The Rachel Berry House Party Train Wreck Extravaganza Part II
[Jaws] like the Godfather the sequel is better
.............. The Morning After The Party..........
[CousinIT] Omg omg omg my head hurts so much and my vocal Chords feel damaged, something is moving in my bed, help
[Spooktana] yo midget toooo loud, sleeping
[CousinIT] Please Santana I'm scared and I need you
[Spooktana] fuck off I'm spooning
[Frankenteen] who?????????
[Spooktana] I dunno someone with blonde hair
[BrittanyScissorhands] well it isn't me, I'm in bed with Blaine
[CousinIT] Will someone bring me tea with honey and lemon?
[Frankenteen] OMG Rachel you are so needy
[ShiningTwin2] Brittany where are all your clothes?
[MichaelChangMyers] I'm wearing them
[BrittanyScissorhands] Blaine I'm right next to you don't text me it's rude
[Candyman] Kurt is on the couch with me, sleeping like an Angel,
[AsianGhostGirl] I fell asleep with Puck in the bathtub
[CousinIT] omg my comforter is moving again who is it?
[MichaelChangMyers] Rach it's me sorry was looking for something
[CousinIT] Oh thank God
[NormanBatesMom] Man my head hurts who's making breakfast??
[RosemarysBaby] I'm up and dressed I will
[Spooktana] wait Q I thought you were in bed with me?
[Jaws] SANTANA STOP TAPPING SO LOUD ON YOUR PHONE!!!
[Frankenteen] LOL Sam made Santana angry
[BrittanyScissorhands] are you two actually spooning?
[Spooktana] Oh gross, Puck, Tina get out the bathtub I gots to wash trouty germs off me
[AsianGhostGirl] Puck is totally greened out, I can't get his head off my legs and I kind of have to pee
[Jaws] I totally have to pee
[AsianGhostGirl] you can't whilst I'm in here
[Jaws] I don't care if you see my junk Tina we totally made out once
[ShiningTwin2] MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!
[ShiningTwin1] oh Lord have mercy, I can smell vomit
[NormanBatesMom] yo my bad, Finn kept spinning me in my wheelchair
[Jaws] VOMIIIIITT CONFETTI
[RosemarysBaby] you are disgusting, are you still drunk?
[Spooktana] possibly, Sam why is there cigars in my bed?
[Jaws] woah ok you called me Sam you must be mad at me, the cigars were you and Puck
[AsianGhostGirl] You forced Rachel to smoke one so she could sound like Amy Winehouse for the night
[CousinIT] oh that's why my throat is so sore. oh my God I'm going to lose my voice
[Candyman] for the love of Christ our lord I hope so
[BrittanyScissorhands] ooooh savage Mercedes savage
[RosemarysBaby] The twister mat is covered in Blaine's hair gel
[Puckzilla] THAT'S WHY IM IN PAIN ANGRY DRUNK QUINN PUSHED ME OVER WHEN SHE LOST
[Frankenteen] Morning dude,
[Puckzilla] where are you?
[Frankenteen] on the floor in Rachel's room, pretty sure Mike's been stroking my hair for the past half hour?
[MichaelChangMyers] I thought it was a dog
[CousinIT] we don't have a dog
[MichaelChangMyers] sorry bro, totally still hallucinating
[Candyman] did you all do a bunch of weed last night?
[CousinIT] I certainly did not
[ShiningTwin1] Blaine and Brittany both did and became paranoid lunatics
[BrittanyScissorhands] that's slanderous Kurt Hummel
[ShiningTwin1] You shouted at a cat in the street and accused it of being Lord Tubbington
[RosemarysBaby] Blaine thought that Santana was part of the Mexican mafia and was trying to phone the police
[Spooktana] I can't confirm or deny that
[ShiningTwin1] BLAINE MADE OUT WITH TINA!!!!
[ShiningTwin2] YOU MADE OUT WITH RACHEL
[ShiningTwin1] I DID WHAT???!!!
[CousinIT] Why???
[Jaws] Blaine you made out with Tina but not me???
[Spooktana] gaaaayyyyyyyy
[BrittanyScissorhands] I'm pretty sure a part of my body reached every dot on the twister mat ;)
[Candyman] what does she even mean??? :/
[MichaelChangMyers] Hey Mercedes remember smacking lips with me????
[Candyman] oh hell to the no I did not... did I?
[AsianGhostGirl] you totally did, it's cool I totally made out with Puck as well last night
[Puckzilla] yeah she did ;)
[Jaws] hey :(
[Spooktana] Puckerman Sam's sulking because you've clearly forgotten you and he made out in my bed last night
[Frankenteen] WOW
[Puckzilla] Oh boo I'll never forget ;)
[Spooktana] wanky
[BrittanyScissorhands] Santana can I borrow some clothes?
[Spooktana] of course babe, if Mike is wearing your clothes where are his?
[RosemarysBaby] The lamp is wearing is Mikes clothes
[CousinIT] who's been in my closet?
[Spooktana] probably Quinn
[RosemarysBaby] funny ;)
[BrittanyScissorhands] Oh I took your hideous green dress that you wore at your last house party
[Spooktana] Trouty was wearing it
[Jaws] I make such a pretty girl *fingerguns*
[Spooktana] My face hurts
[Puckzilla] why did you smile?
[Spooktana] fuck off Puckerman
[Puckzilla] <3
[ShiningTwin1] you and Quinn spent 10 minutes slapping one another
[RosemarysBaby] I'm sure she deserved it
[Frankenteen] It was really something
[BrittanyScissorhands] STOP THE VIOLENCE
[AsianGhostGirl] they made out for 15 minutes afterwards
[BrittanyScissorhands] Damn I never got to play my own game of twister with Santana last night :(
[ShiningTwin1] far too much information
[Spooktana] you wanna come for a morning cuddle? I'll kick trouty out
[RosemarysBaby] Enough, breakfast is nearly ready
[Spooktana] ooh did somebody wake up alone?
[RosemarysBaby] I woke up next to Rachel actually, Mike was on the other side of Rachel and Finn was on the floor.
[ShiningTwin2] cosy
[BrittanyScissorhands] don't deny our love Blaine Warbler
[ShiningTwin2] my name isn't actually Blaine Warbler you know
[CousinIT] What??? it's not
[Jaws] shooketh :/
[Candyman] Tina, Puck will you two get out the bathroom now, Girls gotta pee here
[Puckzilla] Mercedes Jones stop ruining my cuddle vibe with T
[MichaelChangMyers] Tina don't leave me for his bad boy ways
[NormanBatesMom] Can someone wheel me out the corner of Kurt and Blaine's room? I think I'm stuck and the sight of Blaine without hair gel is hella scary
[Jaws] Puck I have a cigar stuck to my butt cheek
[Spooktana] how many times do I have to tell you, to put pants on in bed
[Jaws] I'm right here you could of just said that
[CousinIT] Why is Samuel naked?
[Frankenteen] Finn paid me $50 to take my clothes off
[Jaws] NOICEEEEEEEE
[NormanBatesMom] why are you proud of that?
[BrittanyScissorhands] Sammy boy makin it rainnnnnnn
[Jaws] cool cool cool cool cool cool
[ShiningTwin1] are you a pigeon?
[Puckzilla] of course Kurt has never seen Brooklyn nine nine
[RosemarysBaby] I'm rolling my eyes
[Spooktana] Sam is basically Jake Peralta
[Puckzilla] Santana IS Rosa Diaz
[Jaws] Rachel is totally Amy Santiago, ew no that means I'm into her gross
[CousinIT] Thanks Sam :/
[Spooktana] Blaine is totally a Boyle
[Jaws] LOL YES BECAUSE HE'S IN LOVE with me
[Puckzilla] Brittany is Gina 100%
[BrittanyScissorhands] Mic drop
[Candyman] I'm captain Holt because I'm tired of all y'alls shit!!!!!!!!
[Spooktana] Puckerman and Finn are totally Hitchcock and Scully
[Jaws] we need a Terry
[BrittanyScissorhands] Mike because he's super hot and kind to everyone
[Puckzilla] Quinn is Doug Judy because she appears, is everyones friend, does criminally insane stuff then disappears again :)
[AsianGhostGirl] I'm quite happy not to be cast thankyou
[NormanBatesMom] Same!!!!
[Spooktana] wait Tina don't you wanna be my Pimento? you can get pretty angry sometimes ;)
[Jaws] that's homsosexual ;)
[ShiningTwin1] Right and who's job is it to help clean up?
[Spooktana] I am so sick...........
[Jaws] she won't stop crying