The One where they are family
[CousinIT] Samuel, Santana I'm starting to get incredibly fatigued at all this Halloween nonsense in the loft
[Jaws] Yo Rach I understood none of that
[ShiningTwin1] BLAINE!!!
[ShiningTwin2] what did I do?
[ShiningTwin1] you are basically enabling those two pouty lipped twins
[Jaws] Hey Kurt you leave my man Blaine outta this
[ShiningTwin1] Last night I had to listen to all 3 of you and Tina composing Halloween music until at least 2am
[AsianGhostGirl] me??
[ShiningTwin1] YES YOU TINA COHEN-CHANG
[Spooktana] I needed my girl Tina to help me write a Halloween special of Trouty Mouth
[Jaws] We're working on a whole album about my mouth
[Spooktana] Wanky ;)
[ShiningTwin2] Tina, Sam and I are an awesome trio and now we have Santana now we are an iconic quartet
[CousinIT] Maybe you could compose your terrible music elsewhere???
[Candyman] pot calling the kettle Black Rachel
[BrittanyScissorhands] that's so racist Mercedes
[Frankenteen] My headband was not a good song Rachel
[BrittanyScissorhands] That's so rude Finn it's my favourite song
[MichaelChangMyers] Tina you told me you had a project to work late on last night!!!
[AsianGhostGirl] I did just not a school project
[RosemarysBaby] Maybe 5 of you in one apartment is too many?
[Puckzilla] ONLY CHILD ONLY CHILD THE ONLY BERRY ON MY FAMILY TREE
[CousinIT] could you not mock me please Noah
[Puckzilla] I'm not I genuinely like that song, I always support you Rachel <3
[CousinIT] Oh thank you Noah <3
[Frankenteen] could we pack whatever this is in??
[NormanBatesMom] Hey Brit you wanna write a Halloween song together? My Cup was awesome
[BrittanyScissorhands] ok but first I have to tell you that My Cup isn't about a cup
[NormanBatesMom] what??? :/
[BrittanyScissorhands] it's about how good having sex with Santana is
[NormanBatesMom] :0
[Jaws] savage
[Puckzilla] Can confirm
[Frankenteen] im I allowed to confirm? this is kinda werid
[Jaws] we never did it but I've thought about it in my dreams
[RosemarysBaby] it's why I made a one time thing a two time thing
[CousinIT] ONCE AGAIN the conversation has gone off on a tagent I was merely asking you to keep the noise down, I barely slept a wink last night because Tina kept making creepy little ghost noises and I'm pretty sure Sam was making the grudge noises outside my room.
[Jaws] oh no Blaine had a hairball
[ShiningTwin1] what? you know what I don't want to know
[Spooktana] Oh please it's not my fault everyone wants to have sex with me and Blaine had a hairball because we put hair in his drink without him knowing
[Jaws] BOOYA
[CousinIT] Santana just be respectful, I need my full 8 hours sleep and vocal rest
[ShiningTwin2] I'm sorry Rachel, we will hang out somewhere else tonight
[MichaelChangMyers] again?? Tina it's date night
[AsianGhostGirl] Babe I'm sorry, we're working on the melody for a song Sam is writing
[NormanBatesMom] :/
[Jaws] It's called Songs about Blaine
[Spooktana] Blaine we love your bowtie
[Jaws] we love it when you sing at the piano and cry
[Spooktana] if you committed a crime we'd be your alibi
[Jaws] I'd be really really sad if you were to die
[Candyman] wow ok that's enough
[BrittanyScissorhands] YAY that was so good
[ShiningTwin2] I've never had anyone write a song about me before *cough* Kurt
[ShiningTwin1] Don't be so dramatic Blaine
[AsianGhostGirl] you don't deserve Blaine
[Jaws] yo come on creepy Tina get back in your box
[Spooktana] I'm dying, Creepy Tina??
[ShiningTwin1] Everyrone of us is unhealthily obsessed with another member of this group for whatever reasons
[NormanBatesMom] for example
[Spooktana] Rachel is obsessed with Quinn
[BrittanyScissorhands] I don't ship this, clearly Rachel is in love with me
[Jaws] Finn is obsessed with hating Blaine
[Puckzilla] LOL!!!! THE ACCURACY
[MichaelChangMyers] Brittany is definitely obsessed with me
[BrittanyScissorhands] you got it Mike Chang
[AsianGhostGirl] Tina is obsessed with disliking Artie
[NormanBatesMom] Tina you aren't supposed to nominate yourself :/
[ShiningTwin2] oh I get this now like Kurt used to be obsessed with Finn before they become brothers
[Jaws] oooooofffhhhh
[CousinIT] ok want to play this game? Why is Santana so obsessed with Sam's lips?
[Spooktana] Because have you seen them?
[Puckzilla] welp Santana just dropped out of the top 3 gayest people in this groupchat list
[RosemarysBaby] please don't tell me this a real list?
[Puckzilla] of course it is, don't worry you're top 5 Q
[ShiningTwin1] Finally something I can beat Rachel Berry at
[Puckzilla]
1.Kurt 90% gay, 10 points knocked off for dating Brit that one time and being yee haw Kurt
2.Blaine 85% gay 15 points knocked off for Kissing Rachel and probably being into Brit and Tina if you weren't surgically attached to Kurt
[ShiningTwin1] this is absolutely ridiculous Puck!!!
[Spooktana] Oh he's not done
3.Quinn 80% gay I see no evidence that Quinn is straight apart from all the boyfriends she's had and not been the least bit interested in, loses 20 points because she had my baby. Also she slept with Santana twice and was definitely into it
[RosemarysBaby] That is absurd!!!!
[Spooktana] you also did draw porno pictures of Rachel in the bathroom
[Puckzilla]
4.Santana 75% Gay, loses major points because she's still obsessed with Sam's lips, and thought I was hot dressed in drag.. clearly likes feminine men
5. Brittany 70% Into everything and anyone, not in a slutty way just doesn't even care. Obviously likes small, dark haired Latinas with anger issues
[Candyman] oh boy he's not gonna stop is he??
[Brittanyscissorhands] Bicorn rights
[Puckzilla]
6. Sam 65% Probably is in love with Blaine, was also on the synchronised swim team
[Jaws] bro....
[Puckzilla]
7. Tina 60% gives of bi vibes, would be into someone like Quinn
[AsianGhostGirl] whaaaat???? I mean I guess I dunno
[RosemarysBaby] Tina and I?? I ship it
[Frankenteen] Isn't this like super offensive?
[Puckzilla]
8. at 55% gay we have ME, just go with it a hot dude is a hot dude
9. Artie, is 50% gay, Artie's got game,
10. Mike is 45% Gay, I dunno why but we all know he's kinda hot gets gay points
11. Rachel Berry 40% gay deffo into Quinn but loses sooo many points for being nauseatingly into Finn
[CousinIT] excuse me???? Noah just stop it
[Puckzilla]
at 12. we have Finn he's like 25% gay, really not that gay but likes to tell everyone he's straight too often to not be at least a little bit gay, reckon he has a thing for Blaine
[Frankenteen] What!!????? I do not
[Puckzilla]
and at 13. we have Ms Mercedes Jones, she's flawless but not in the littlest bit gay maybe like 5%
[ShiningTwin1] that was so incredibly rude and offensive
[Jaws] seemed pretty accurate to me
[ShiningTwin2] just let the man live Kurt
[Candyman] my brain feels like it just melted
[CousinIT] I don't have a thing for Quinn at all she's just the prettiest girl I've ever seen
[Spooktana] THAT'S GAY RACHEL
[MichaelChangMyers] don't get so worked up about it, live and let live
[BrittanyScissorhands] people are hot get over it, Rachel call me ;)
[Spooktana] Brit stop hitting on Rachel
[BrittanyScissorhands] Santana calm down, I'm just curious at what lies underneath her reindeer sweater
[Puckzilla] Rachel Berry's boobs
[CousinIT] thats very inappropriate
[AsianGhostGirl] Brittany and Rachel now??? when will it be about me *Sigh*
[ShiningTwin2] Hey Tina I love you <3
[MichaelChangMyers] let's say something nice about someone we normally don't say nice things about
[Frankenteen] I like Blaine's dancing
[Puckzilla] dude.......
[CousinIT] Tina is very talented
[AsianGhostGirl] <3 Thanks Rachel, I don't really hate Artie
[Spooktana] you'll just throw him out his wheelchair once in a while?
[ShiningTwin1] Puck is actually a very good friend
[ShiningTwin2] Finn is actually very funny
[BrittanyScissorhands] Rachel is cute, I make fun of her because I have nothing else to do
[Candyman] Wow it doesn't even sound like we like each other
[Jaws] Family though????
[Puckzilla] Rachel and Finn are the boring parents
[Spooktana] Kurt is the gay uncle
[Candyman] Brittany and Blaine are the cute but weird non identical twins who speak their own language
[NormanBatesMom] aka the weird ones that that you are told to play with to make nice
[RosemarysBaby] Tina, Artie, Mike and I are the smart ones who go to college
[Jaws] harsh but fair
[Satan-na] Mercedes is the cool aunt that slips us money ;) and is always down to party
[ShiningTwin1] Puck and Santana are that uncle and aunty that fight and are drunk all the time and you aren't even sure how or if you are actually even related to them
[ShiningTwin2] Sam is that dorky cousin that tries to entertain everyone at thanksgiving
[Puckzilla] ah man I love you all <3
[Jaws] family is like chocolate sweet with a couple of nuts <3
[Spooktana] DORK!!!!
[Jaws] I love you too Santana <3
[Spooktana] K bye <3