The Untitled New Directions Group Chat

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The Untitled New Directions Group Chat
Summary
ALL the OG New Directions (+Sam and Blaine) have graduated - Finn isn't dead also Kurt / Rachel / Blaine / Santana and Sam are sharing an apartment In New York-Kurt, Rachel and Blaine are all at NYADA-Santana is working in a PR firm and sings in a jazz lounge as a hobby-Sam works for a record label working his way up the ladder Puck / Finn and Brittany are in LA-Puck is doing a creative writing course and obviously cleaning all the pools in the LA area-Finn is doing his teaching training-Brittany is a laker girl and training to be a dance teacherMercedes is working on her soul album and is currently MemphisTina is living with Artie and Mike also in New York-Tina is studying fashion and costume design but still performs in school theatre productions-Artie is at film school-Mike is at dance school, also studying to teach danceQuinn is at Yale studying English literature and dramaHere's the completely unnecessary group chat of the New Directions
Note
(Chapter 1)-Tina randomly currently hates Artie-Sam and Santana are currently besties-Rachel is currently dating Brody-Quinn and Puck aren't dating-Santana and Brittany aren't together but probably still are-Puck invents Sharknado
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The one with the Halloween Preparation

[Satan-na] has changed [Satan-na] to [Spooktana]
[Spooktana] had changed [Finnocence] to [Frankenteen]
[Spooktana] has changed [LadyHummel] to [ShiningTwin1]
[Spooktana] has changed [Bowtie] [ShiningTwin2]

[Troll] may I step in here? what on earth is going on?

[Brit-tanynotSpears] be prepared
[Troll] For what exactly?
[NoahsArk] it's happening
[Troll] WHAT???!!!
[TroutyMouth] it's Halloween
[Troll] it's September!!
[Spooktana] fine it's Spooktember
[Troll] you literally just made that up
[Spooktana] I don't like your tone

[Spooktana] has changed [NoahsArk] to [Puckzilla]

[Puckzilla] Puckzilla.... awesome :)
[Frankenteen] I don't like my name
[Brit-tanynotSpears] Guy's I don't like Halloween it's too spooky
[Spooktana] but you can be something cutie <3
[ShiningTwin2] that was actually adorable
[ShiningTwin1] sounds like something Sam would say

[Spooktana] has changed [ImMikeChang™] to [MichaelChangMyers]
[Spooktana] has changed [GirlChang] to [AsianGhostGirl]

[MichaelChangMyers] My name is awesome
[AsianGhostGirl] I don't know if I'm offended by my new name or if it's really cool
[Wheels] What are we doing for Halloween??
[LadyFabray] Oh God are Santana and Puck going to throw one of their Halloween parties again?
[Puckzilla] You bet your ass we are!!! and I'm coming to NYC to show you how it's done
[Troll] I don't remember this being ok
[Spooktana] well nobody asked you
[Puckzilla] look our parties used to be legendary
[MsJones] ugh is it a costume party?
[Spooktana] of course , can you make it?
[MsJones] I don't really do Halloween but I support my girl so I'll make sure my schedule is cleared
[LadyFabray] I must admit I used to love the parties you threw I'll come for the weekend
[Troll] HELLO I MISSED THE PART WHERE YOU ASKED ME IF IT WAS OK
[Spooktana] I think you need to calm the fuck down Berry, don't remember you asking me if it was ok that you could carry on annoying me after high school but here we are
[Troll] you moved in with ME!!
[TroutyMouth] what's the costume theme?
[Spooktana] Iconic Glee Club moments
[Brit-tanynotSpears] Score!!!!!

[Spooktana] has changed [LadyFabray] to [RosemarysBaby]
[Spooktana] has changed [Wheels] to [NormanBatesMom]
[Spooktana] has changed [MsJones] to [Candyman]
[Candyman] I better not be named Candyman cos I'm black Santana
[Spooktana] no because your sweet and deadly ;)
[RosemarysBaby] what the hell is my name?
[Spooktana] you had a baby, it was probably the spawn of the devil
[Puckzilla] Rude!!!!!
[NormanBatesMom] and I'm an old dead lady
[AsianGhostGirl] be grateful for that

[Spooktana] has changed [TroutyMouth] to [Jaws]

[Jaws] do you literally have a never ending supply of fish nicknames?
[Spooktana] you're a badass shark who kills people for fun what more could you want?

[Spooktana] has changed [Troll] to [CousinIT]

[CousinIT] Santana!!!!! that's horrible
[Spooktana] what??? you have so much hair right now I can't tell you apart
[AsianGhostGirl] #RachelsNewLook
[CousinIT] TINA!!!!!!
[Brit-tanynotSpears] do I get a new spooky name?

[Spooktana] has changed [Brit-tanynotSpears] to [BrittanyScissorhands]

[Jaws] WANKY!!!
[Spooktana] oh you know it trouty ;) double wanky
[ShiningTwin1] you two are very strange people
[ShiningTwin2] I like em
[ShiningTwin1] you would!!
[Frankenteen] So I thought long and hard about my costume
[Spooktana] I flat out refuse to believe you've ever thought long and hard about anything, except how to tie up your shoelaces
[Frankenteen] I wanna my wear my Saturday night fever suit
[BrittanyScissorhands] I'm going to be dressed as the iconic My Cup
[NormanBatesMom] ^^^ are you literally dressing as a cup?
[MichaelChangMyers] Brittany is iconic
[Spooktana] keep it rolling people I want costumes
[AsianGhostGirl] I'm going as Goth Tina
[BrittanyScissorhands] that's so hot
[CousinIT] I'm going to wear my beanie baby Lady Gaga costume
[Spooktana] Oh ladies, gentlemen and Puck, Rachel Berry has a sense of humour
[RosemarysBaby] I'm gonna go in my rocky horror costume
[Spooktana] oh that does things to me ;)
[Candyman] I'm gonna dust out my funky clothes that I wore when I Sang good vibrations with Puck and Finn
[NormanBatesMom] Im gonna wear the blue pajamas and stick a small mattress to my wheelchair
[Frankenteen] ARTIE YOU LEGEND!!!!
[Puckzilla] I'm doing it for you and only you Santana but im bringing her back.... I'm bringing back LOLA!!!
[Spooktana] welcome back Lola ;)
[MichaelChangMyers] It's the Michael Jackson costume for me
[ShiningTwin1] I'm wearing my Le Jazz Hot costume
[ShiningTwin2] I'm wearing my costume that I wore in Diva
[Jaws] I'm gonna wear my iconic gold shorts
[Spooktana] This is all so perfect!! I'm bringing back my all black lace Lady Gaga costume
[BrittanyScissorhands] damn
[Frankenteen] oh you looked so good!!!!
[CousinIT] FINN!!!!
[Frankenteen] Well she did!!! also I'm not ur boyfriend I can say what I want
[ShiningTwin1] WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!!!!!!!!!!
[AsianGhostGirl] that moment was so iconic, we got to admit Santana is sexy right?
[NormanBatesMom] from now on we will address Santana as Eagle one
[Puckzilla] Been there <3
[RosemarysBaby] Done that ;)
[BrittanyScissorhands] Sorta currently doing that :0
[CousinIT] it happened once in a dream :/
[Jaws] If she had to pick a dude again <3
[NormanBatesMom] Kurt can be Eagle two
[ShiningTwin2] oh thank God
[Frankenteen] Grilled Cheesus
[Jaws] OMG Santana I've got some great ideas for Halloween decorations!!!
[Spooktana] tiny Grilled Cheesus sandwiches!!?? frickin genius, Hanson brother
[Frankenteen] FUCK YEAH!!!
[CousinIT] Finn your language!!??
[Puckzilla] he's had like 2 beers
[BrittanyScissorhands] I LOVE HANSON MMMMBOP
[Candyman] You Sam and Quinn lowkey look like you could be the Hanson brothers
[RosemarysBaby] do I smell A new iconic trio?
[Spooktana] I'm into it ;)
[NormanBatesMom] Sam how did you end up dating 2 girls that look exactly like you?
[ShiningTwin2] it's because Brittany is super hot!!!
[ShiningTwin1] BLAINE?!!?
[ShiningTwin2] what?? I can't have a girl crush?? Brittany is a sexy dancer it makes me feel things
[ShiningTwin1] you disgust me
[BrittanyScissorhands] excuse me I thought that I was you one and only favourite ever girlfriend
[Puckzilla] YO what was up with that?? Macho Kurt I remember that
[Frankenteen] PINK HOUSES
[NormanBatesMom] Kurt trying to be all macho HILARIOUS
[Puckzilla] hey It's good to be in touch with another side of yourself, I'm not afraid to get in touch with my feminine side
[RosenarysBaby] just like I got in touch with my lady loving side ;)
[MichaelChangMyers] But what about when Glee club taught us to get in touch with our funky side
[Candyman] BECAUSE we are all minorities
[Spooktana] Mr Shue is on crack
[Frankenteen] Hey i luva mr shoes
[CousinIT] erm how much has Finn had to drink?
[Puckzilla] we are currently on 5 drink Finn
[BrittanyScissorhands] bad speller Finn
[Jaws] I got you bro
[ShiningTwin1] I personally like 7 drink Finn
[Spooktana] ah yes GOOD dancer Finn
[MichaelChangMyers] my favourite is 4 drink Sam
[Puckzilla] "2 bros chillin a hot tub, 5ft apart because they're not gay"
[Jaws] Dude!!!
[Spooktana] I love that vine - that's blatantly about him and Blaine
[ShiningTwin2] We are just bros
[Jaws] is that all I am to you?
[Frankenteen] gaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy
[Candyman] Finn that's not very mature
[BrittanyScissorhands] 3 drink Mercedes is a breakdancer
[Spooktana] 7 drink Rachel is tolerable
[CousinIT] excuse you 2 drink Santana who cried because she couldn't believe how much she loved us all
[Spooktana] you can't hold things against me like that
[RosemarysBaby] Oh Santana but that's what you like to do to us the most
[AsianGhostGirl] last time we all got drunk together 8 drink Puck asked me to play a game of spin the bottle just me and him
[Puckzilla] DONT DO ME DIRTY LIKE THAT TINA
[MichaelChangMyers] Dude not cool!!!
[ShiningTwin1] Drunk Punk also likes Abba
[Puckzilla] I hate you all!!!
[Spooktana] Nah you don't let me share with you all a text Puck sent whilst drunk
Hey Santanaaa
miss you soooo much
thanks for being my best girl
that's a friend
ur soo funni and like really pretty
sometimes im super sad without yuo
loveeee youu
[Puckzilla] Oh come on....
[CousinIT] I'm going to do the honour here
here's a message drunk Santana sent to me instead of Sam

Fuck Rachel Berry
Fuck Rachel Berry
and her stupid pretty face
she singsss like an angel
and her hair is luxurious like a brown labrador
I actually thinkk itsss super cute
she's so small
she has a nice smile :)
shee is not all that horriblee
rachel berry is my friend

[Spooktana] that wasn't me that was Snixx
fuck you all Spooktember is cancelled

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