The one with the group chat
[Satan-na] has created a group chat
[Is Everybody here Gay?]
Added....
[Troll]
[Finnocence]
[JewHawk]
[Wheels]
[LadyFabray]
[TroutyMouth]
[Bowtie]
[LadyHummel]
[IamMikeChang™]
[Brit-tanynotSpears]
[MsJones]
[GirlChang]
[Satan-na] Berry tell Trouty to quits hogging the shower I gots to get to work
[Troll] tell him yourself I'm not getting involved in another of your squabbles, also can you change my name from troll?
[Satan-na] Fine if he doesn't get out I'll just get in there with him, I gots to be at work in under an hour
Also NO!!
[Troll] Santana I don't like being troll!!!
[Bowtie] I'll bang on the door see if I can get him to hurry up
[Satan-na] you just wanna see his penis
[LadyHummel] goodness sake my phone won't stop buzzing in class, this is a monstrosity
[LadyFabray] I for one don't understand why we are all on your petty little New York group chat anyway
[Satan-na] oh somebodies bitter today
[LadyFabray] you want me to slap you again?
[Satan-na] Always ;)
[Troll] this group chat will help us all keep in touch all the time
[GirlChang] Morning everyone
[Wheels] Yo Girl
[GirlChang] fuck off Artie
[MsJones] hey gurl language!!!
[Brit-tanynotSpears] new group chat who dis?
[TrouthMouth] FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SANTANA FUCKING LOPEZ!!!!
[MsJones] Samuel!!!!!
[Satan-na] you called Guppy face??
[TroutyMouth] don't burst in on me in the shower again!!!
[Satan-na] Seriously what were you even doing in there? I gots places to be!
[TroutyMouth] It's called privacy
[Satan-na] please you are currently sleeping on a mattress on the floor in my room
[JewHawk] so basically neither of you are currently having sex with anybody?? Also Santana I don't even have a mohawk anymore
[Satan-na] excuse me!!! that's presumptuous, also fine I'll change your name
[Satan-na] has changed [JewHawk] to [NoahsArk]
[NoahsArk] Oh fuck off Santana
[MsJones] imma leave this group if y'all keep swearing
[IamMikeChang™] How is everyone?
[NoahsArk] dude how's dance school?
[IamMikeChang™] It's totally cool!!!! How's film writing classes??
[NoahsArk] awesome man, wrote a script last week for Get this.... sharks caught in a tornado... a sharknado
[GirlChang] pardon me???
[Finnocence] It's awesome right?
[Brit-tanynotSpears] I totally helped him come up with the idea and we've already planned the sequel, Artie do you want to direct?
[Wheels] it's a hard pass from me
[IamMikeChang™] the shark thing sounds cool bro
[Finnocence] I totally love having Brit on campus near us
[Satan-na] Brit why you hanging out with these losers??? also Sharknado?? are you all smoking crack, are you getting the crack from Rachel's shiny plastic boyfriend?
[Troll] HE'S NOT A DRUG DEALER!!!
[Brit-tanynotSpears] I thought you'd be more supportive :(
[NoahsArk] Now you've made Brittany sad
[Satan-na] You two are massive dorks!! Brittany is way cooler than both of you
[TroutyMouth] you love dorky stuff, we watched the entire original Star Wars triolgy back to back last weekend whilst Rachel, Blaine and Kurt were at a Broadway show
[Satan-na] fuck off Sam
[LadyFabray] Santana why don't you just admit that Sam is your best friend?
[Satan-na] because he's such a loser
[LadyHummel] you two literally spent the entire evening last night arguing about who was the greatest Batman
[Bowtie] George Clooney <3
[TroutyMouth] SHUT UP BLAINE
[Satan-na] Seriously Blaine! Clooney? I'll throw you on the subway
[NoahsArk] Tana you are the biggest girl nerd I know!!!
[LadyFabray] it's endearing how dorky you are Santana, I mean if you weren't so hot I'd definitely have bullied you in high school
[Brit-tanynotSpears] Sexy nerd ;)
[Satan-na] Stop it Brit I'm blushing <3
[Wheels] so I get shit for being a nerd all my life but just cos Santana's hot with a great rack she doesn't get bullied?
[TroutyMouth] WOAH!!! don't talk about my best friend like that I'll slap you out your wheelchair
[Satan-na] <3 much love Trouty <3 Yo Artie I suggest you sleep with one eye open
[GirlChang] ur a pig Artie
[Troll] what have I missed? is Tina upset
[Bowtie] Artie you are out of line, Tina is my best friend, and I like to think Santana at least tolerates me
[Troll] let's not make this about Tina
[GirlChang] it's never about me :/
[Satan-na] Of course I like you bowtie!!! I once recored a confession of assault from that slippery little gay weasel Sebastian by taping a device to my underboob for you
[Bowtie] <3 Love you
[Satan-na] Ok Well don't be over the top
[NoahsArk] So since ur a confirmed dork Lopez can I send you my script for your feedback?
[Satan-na] yeah sure :)
[Brit-tanynotSpears] Miss you Tana
[Satan-na] Miss you too Brit Brit
[LadyHummel] are you two back on?
[Brit-tanynotSpears] we are just super close friends forever right now
[Finnocence] it's ok Santana we are totally taking care of her
[Satan-na] Yeah the thought of you 3 looking out for each other is worrying
[Troll] how is being a professional Laker girl Brit?
[Brit-tanynotSpears] I love it, I get to dance and study dance and I'm totally good at it
[Satan-na] I'm so proud of you <3
[LadyFabray] The Unholy Trinity, Top Bitches Forever
[Satan-na] Had both you bitches ;)
[Puckasaurus] been there done all of them
[TroutyMouth] Dated all 3 of them
[Brit-tanynotSpears] I feel left out, Quinny come and visit me in LA ;)
[LadyFabray] I've got some air miles to use I'm sure I could get a little Sapphic again
[Satan-na] NO ME GUSTA
[LadyFabray] Oh Santana you think we'd leave you out??
[Satan-na] oh ;) Road trip to LA it is then, Sam can I borrow your car?
[TroutyMouth] absolutely not
[Satan-na] Fine drive me then!!!
[TroutyMouth] driving you from one end of the country to the other so you can have a threesome with 2 of my ex girlfriends??? :/
[Satan-na] I'm clearly your favourite ex girlfriend
[Brit-tanynotSpears] you wanna watch??
[NoahsArk] Dude!!!!!!!
[Finnocence] I'm really uncomfortable right now
[Satan-na] shutup Finn,
[LadyFabray] Finn cannot comprehend this at all, it's very amusing
[Satan-na] Sam are you going to drive me or not??
[TroutyMouth] ugh fine
[Satan-na] Ur the best :)
[GirlChang] I can't tell if this is a complete joke or not?
[MsJones] there's a reason why I switch off my notifications
[Wheels] It sounds totally hot tbh
[Troll] I've never had a threesome, I must admit I'm a little curious
[Satan-na] you can snuggle with me and trouty tonight if you like?
[NoahsArk] what has happened to you Lopez?
[Troll] that's very kind of you Santana
[Bowtie] Who's having a threesome? is it Me, Sam and Tina
[LadyHummel] YOU FUCKING WHAT???!!!!!
[MsJones] Kurt Elizabeth Hummel stop your swearing at once, do I need to reform the celibacy club??????
[Satan-na] sorry Mama , respect
[LadyHummel] Blaine I'm so upset with you
[Satan-na] oh wonderful now Blaine's going to be sad so he's going to warble some sad little ballad at the piano whilst Rachel cries and Kurt sulks spitefully in the corner.
[TroutyMouth] You wanna watch Avatar in your room?
[Satan-na] should be long enough for Blaine to stop singing sad songs
[NoahsArk] Dorks
[Satan-na] Mercedes do I have permission to swear?
[MsJones] Yeah
[Satan-na] Fuck off Puckerman
[Puckasaurus] Bitch
[Satan-na] Prick
[MsJones] that's enough now
[Satan-na] Wanky