The one with the Lesbian Couple
[Troll] Has anybody seen my thick black tights it's freezing out?
[Satan-na] ooooh sexy black tights to go with your slutty new look?
[Troll] well do you know where they are or not?
[TroutyMouth] Santana and I used them last night
[Troll] for what exactly!?
[Satan-na] we got bored cut them up made some tiny bat decorations for Halloween
[LadyHummel] There's black glitter everywhere!!!!
[Bowtie] guys it's only September
[Satan-na] Like I care, Halloween is the most important day of the year
[LadyFabray] must I wake up to your nonsense every morning? , please make your own group chat
[Satan-na] where's the fun in that Q?
[LadyFabray] I'm all about the Fun Rosario ;)
[Finnocence] Who's Rosario?
[Brit-tanynotSpears] What's going on are we using spy names?
[NoahsArk] No Britt Quinn and Santana are being lezzy again
[Brit-tanynotSpears] oh, I love scissoring
[MsJones] Oh dear God
[LadyHummel] hey Mercedes!!!
[MsJones] Hey boo
[Wheels] guys my film project got me a top grade
[Troll] Oh Artie well done applause all round for you
[Satan-na] Oh Rachel Berry applauding someone other than herself
[Troll] Excuse me last week you and Sam laughed at yourselves for 30 whole minutes because you stuck all of Blaine's bowties to the floor with his hairgel
[Bowtie] the smell of raspberries is still lingering
[TroutyMouth] damn we are funny
[NoahsArk] Sam dude you need to start dating, you start hanging out with Santana any longer and you'll start wearing dungarees, even more flannel and renting a uhaul to your cute little cottage you just got together upstate
[Satan-na] Not cool Puckerman!!!!
[TroutyMouth] Are you calling me a lesbian?
[Wheels] Basically yeah
[GirlChang] Santana you are way to hot to be single
[IamMikeChang™] Tina???!!!!
[GirlChang] I'm just saying, Sam's hot too
[IamMikeChang™] not sure that makes it better Tina
[Brit-tanynotSpears] It's true Santana, you should definitely be scissoring with somebody
[Satan-na] but what if I don't want too,
[Brit-tanynotSpears] we said whilst I was college and apart we can do our own thing, last night I went on a date with Finn
[Troll] WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????
[Satan-na] I'M ABOUT TO TEACH FINN SOME LIMA HEIGHTS HOSPITALITY
[NoahsArk] calm down Crazy, I dropped them off at McDonald's and I watched them from afar, they both had happy meals and played with the toys afterwards. No funny business just a kiss on the cheek
[LadyFabray] that's actually really sweet, Puck are you playing not so millionaire matchmaker now?
[NoahsArk] tbh I got rid of them whilst I slept with some sorority chick but actually I kinda dig the pair of them
[Finnocence] I had a really nice time Brittany
[Troll] I am completely shocked by this
[Satan-na] what do you care your dating Ken doll with his weird hairless body ??
[Troll] Finn and Brittany?? it just doesn't make sense
[Brit-tanynotSpears] he can't dance but he's kinda sweet, we both don't understand an awful lot of what is going on so we just do our own thing it's nice
[Satan-na] ugh ok just don't sleep with him it's totally not worth your time
[Finnocence] HEY!!!!!!!!
[LadyHummel] don't want to think about my brother doing the do you know!!!
[Satan-na] ok Kurt if you can't say sex you shouldn't be doing it!!
[Bowtie] I'm saying nothing
[LadyHummel] at least I'm getting some, and not stuck in a bizarre lesbian relationship with Sam without the sex
[TroutyMouth] I AM NOT A LESBIAN I'M A DUDE
[LadyHummel] I've lost count of how many times I've found you hauled up in Santana's room watching repeats of Pretty Little Liars
[GirlChang] That's a pretty lesbian show
[TroutyMouth] It's a brilliant television masterpiece
[LadyHummel] Santana needs a girlfriend
[TroutyMouth] No she doesn't
[Satan-na] dont speak for me..... No I don't
[LadyFabray] oh leave them alone, Sam is a perfect honorary lesbian
[Wheels] come on Sam I've got a girlfriend
[GirlChang] yeah now you've stopped spreading chlamydia
[IamMikeChang™] not cool Artie
[MsJones] what's this nonsense about Sam being a lesbian?
[Satan-na] It's bullshit, Sam and I are fine as we are, enjoying being single and hanging out BROS BEFORE HOES
[Troll] right and what are your plans for tonight?
[TroutyMouth] watching Ocean's 8 again
[NoahsArk] wow so lesbian
[Brit-tanynotSpears] that's a very lesbian film
[Satan-na] it's not lesbian film, it's about strong independent women, doing cool undercover underhand crime
[LadyFabray] Seriously??? Santana you are a terrible lesbian, I love you but you've clearly missed the gay in this film
[TroutyMouth] I don't get it
[Wheels] we discussed gay subtext in film class last week, this film was discussed.
[Brit-tanynotSpears] me Puck and Finn are watching Frozen tonight
[Satan-na] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH sorry MY HAHA button got stuck
[Brit-tanynotSpears] that's a real button? Puck why don't I have it?
[NoahsArk] jokes on you Lopez I know all the words to the songs. suck it bitch
[Satan-na] talk to me like that again and I will ends you
[NoahsArk] whatever, you get than new PlayStation game I sent you?
[Satan-na] yeah I did thanks
[Troll] I can't keep up are you two fighting or not?
[NoahsArk] I call it sibling like bickering
[LadyFabray] oh yes because I used to have sex with my sibling
[Brit-tanynotSpears] ewww Quinn that's disgusting
[Satan-na] No Brit sweetie she's just saying me and Puck used to sleep together but now we are like brother and sister, we like each other deep down but we fight a lot because its fun and we annoy each other
[Brit-tanynotSpears] Oh I get it
[Wheels] Sam let me set you up on a dating app!!!!
[TroutyMouth] Artie drop it....
[Satan-na] no let four eyes do his thing, he won't find anyone as good as me
[Troll] I simply don't understand, if you and Sam aren't a couple, why are you so upset?
[Satan-na] erm because he belongs to me now he's my Kylie Jenner lips
[IamMikeChang™] isn't this just classic Santana?
[LadyHummel] we know she's always possessive over things she thinks belongs to her
[Satan-na] look Sam is a huge dork with an enormous mouth but he's also profoundly insightful and emotionaly intuitive. He's also low key hilarious and I actually like his impressions, he actually thinks I'm funny and he's the only person who holds me back from doing stupid stuff.
[MsJones] haha like screaming at Rachel in Spanish???
[GirlChang] COSAS MALAS
[Satan-na] that's right Tina!!!!!
[Bowtie] look why is everyone hating??? has anyone thought that maybe Santana is just severely missing Brittany and Sam is the closest thing to her? they are kind of similar but also Santana also said she totally misses hanging out with her best bro Puck. Now she has an adorable soft blonde who likes cool dork stuff all rolled into one.
[NoahsArk] knew you missed me Lopez
[Satan-na] Gay warbler is right, Sam is all those things, plus right now he has basically the same hair cut as Quinn so he looks kinda hot.
[Wheels] Sam you need a haircut
[GirlChang] Artie I will push you into one of the lakes in central park
[MsJones] damn T that's kinda harsh
[LadyHummel] Blaine it kind of sounds like you are in love with Sam!!!??
[TroutyMouth] who doesn't wanna get up on this white chocolate butt
[MsJones] Oh Samuel stop it
[Finnocence] so what I understand is Santana really likes hanging out with Sam because he reminds her of all the things she misses?
[Brit-tanynotSpears] how cute is that, <3 Santana is adorable
[Satan-na] Brit <3
[Bowtie] I'm not in love with Sam Kurt
[Troll] it sounds like an unhealthy attachment to me
[TroutyMouth] oh what like you used to be unhealthily attached to reindeer sweaters before you started dressing like a Kardashian??
[NoahsArk] woah Sam just delivered a Lopez class insult to Rachel
[LadyFabray] it's happening, they are morphing into one another
[Brit-tanynotSpears] SAMTANA
[Satan-na] sounds like perfection Brit you are so smart
[Finnocence] and shes like really pretty
[Satan-na] Back off Hudson
[TroutyMouth] Santana leave them to do their thing, Finn is no replacement for you
[Finnocence] thanks dude :/
[LadyHummel] Blaine where are you?? what's all this comic book crap all over the loft??
[NoahsArk] dude you got my package?!
[Satan-na] GRACIAS Puckerman <3
[TroutyMouth] Tonight, Santana, Blaine and I are watching all the Avengers movies
[Troll] Oh my god!!!! noooooooooo
[Satan-na] Save the dramatics Berry, there ain't nothing you can do about it
[LadyFabray] Santana how were you ever cool?
[Satan-na] you just liked looking up my cheerio skirt ;)
[LadyFabray] point taken
[TroutyMouth] wanky
[Satan-na] not yet trouts not yet ok??
[TroutyMouth] <3 Ok