riju vs millennials
kool kidz
12:29 PM
fortnite vbucks: i am actually in tears over here
gay fish man: are you okay!!!
fortnite vbucks: NO
fortnite vbucks: IDK WHAT HAPPENED BUT ALL MY SIMS EXPANSION PACKS ARE GONE
ur mom haha: damn must suck not having city living anymore
ur mom haha: can’t do ur laundry now
ur mom haha: no more werewolves :(
fortnite vbucks: SHUT UP!!!! SHUT UP!!!!
gay fish man: i don’t know what that means but i am sorry you are upset about it!
fortnite vbucks: i am devastated. i am ruined. i am emailing EA support
speak up: they’ll probably just make u buy them again or something
ur mom haha: yeah ea suck
fortnite vbucks: DONT CRUSH MY HOPE
queenofnaps: why are you so upset about the sims
fortnite vbucks: BLOCKED
ur mom haha: i can’t believe you just said that?
queenofnaps: im… sorry???
fortnite vbucks: my collective collection of sims 4 game packs is worth probably around $300 please never disrespect me again
queenofnaps: oh!
ur mom haha: now do you understand
queenofnaps: yes i apologize
fortnite vbucks: now i have to wait for EA to respond smh
queenofnaps: wanna play overwatch
fortnite vbucks: YEAH
queenofnaps: at least she knows how to distract him
speak up: good bc idk how to comfort people
speak up: i could go fight ea’s ceo for him???
queenofnaps: ohh link
queenofnaps: never change
speak up: … you’re being mean
queenofnaps: I’M NOT i like you!!!!!
speak up: i am squinting at you through my phone
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Royal Disasters
9:27 PM
queenofnaps: i’ve made friends!!!!!
rocks are neat: MORE people????
queenofnaps: yes i met a lovely couple at the library
queenofnaps: they’re my parents now
queenofnaps added rauru
queenofnaps added sonia <3
sonia <3: hello!
rauru: hello :)
ur mom haha: … millennials
rauru: what?
sonia <3: wow!!! what a good guess
rauru: what is a millennial
queenofnaps: it’s the generation you’re a part of!
ur mom haha: it means ur OLD
adult supervision: riju please stop calling people old
ur mom haha: MILLENNIAL 👆
speak up: NEW PEOPLE
speak up: hello it’s nice to meet you
rauru: hello!
rauru: at least one of your friends seems to be acting normal?
queenofnaps: oh he’s the least normal one here he’s just behaving right now
speak up: you take that back
queenofnaps: you want to make the argument that anyone here is stranger than you?
speak up: listen,,,
sonia <3: it’s nice to meet you, dear!
speak up: hey zelda
speak up: quick question
queenofnaps: yes?
speak up: do you befriend motherly women because of your lack of a mother figure in your life
queenofnaps: can you please leave me alone
sonia <3: awwe, i can be your mother zelda!!!
rauru: i’m gonna be a father…
queenofnaps: TAKE THAT LINK
adult supervision: it’s nice to have other adults here
adult supervision: other adults that aren’t revali or teba i mean
rauru: i could add my sister if you want more adults here
rauru: she’s younger than me tho
ur mom haha: why would i want more MILLENNIALS here????
rauru: uhhh… she’s gay?
ur mom haha: … okay fine
rauru added mineru
mineru: wow what the fuck!
rauru: there are children here don’t say that
ur mom haha: i’ve said worse
mineru: my favorite type of child
mineru: doesn’t listen to authority
ur mom haha: idk that man he’s no authority to me
mineru: i love her
ur mom haha: this millennial is acceptable
ur mom haha changed mineru’s name to wine aunt
ur mom haha changed rauru’s name to dad
ur mom haha changed sonia <3’s name to mom
ur mom haha: just so we’re all on theme
wine aunt: i’m glad that i am acceptable
wine ain’t: and you are so right i am absolutely wine aunt
dad: i don’t know what that means!!!!
queenofnaps: it’s ok rauru, i’ll explain it later
ur mom haha: wine aunt
ur mom haha: i forgot your name tbh
wine aunt: it’s mineru
ur mom haha: MINERU
ur mom haha: how would you feel about joining
ur mom haha: the kool kidz
wine aunt: i am so confused
wine aunt: i would love to
ur mom haha: WONDERFUL
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kool kidz
9:53 PM
ur mom haha added wine aunt to the group
wine aunt: i am still really confused as to where i am but hello kool kidz
queenofnaps: i only meant to rope ur brother and his wife into this
queenofnaps: i apologize
wine aunt: i didn’t say it was a bad thing
wine aunt: im just confused
gay fish man: oh don’t worry me too!!!!
wine aunt: i’m absolutely the oldest person here huh
ur mom haha: oh for sure
ur mom haha: i’d never let another millennial in here i’m not crazy
wine aunt: idk if i should be honored you think so highly of me or offended for my millennial brethren
ur mom haha: up 2 u but i’d take it as a compliment!!
wine aunt: … ok!
wine aunt: it’s past my bed time
speak up: you have a bed time?
wine aunt: yes unfortunately i am old and decrepit according to you youngins
speak up: wack
wine aunt: im gonna ignore that and go to bed
wine aunt: goodnight children
ur mom haha: GOOD NIGHT GRANDMA
wine aunt: 😃