Royal Disasters

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queenofnaps: wellqueenofnaps: i needed the lecture notes but also i’ve had an idea for this group chat for a whilequeenofnaps: so i decided to kill two birds with one stoneur so valid: wait don’t kill birdsteba: it’s a figure of speechteba: duhspeak up changed teba’s screen name to pissbaby
Note
i had a revelation at 2am and wrote this messzelda: queenofnapslink: speak upmipha: ur so validdaruk: gentle giantrevali: mothmanurbosa: adult supervisionsidon: gay fish manyunobo: rocks are neatteba: (first its just teba) pissbabyriju: ur mom haha
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Royal Disasters

 

6:47 PM

 

ur mom haha: WAKE UP

 

ur mom haha: CHAT WAKE UP

 

speak up: who’s chat!

 

ur mom haha: CHAT I HAVENT SEEN U ALL IN MONTHS

 

ur mom haha: well except urbosa but she’s legally obligated to be around me

 

adult supervision: have you considered that also i love you?

 

queenofnaps: what is chat

 

queenofnaps: why are you using that word like that???

 

fortnite vbucks: it’s a twitch streamer thing she can’t help it

 

ur mom haha: CHAT AM I BEING BULLIED IN THE COMMENTS????????

 

mothman: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO

 

bardman: friends!

 

bardman: we haven’t spoken in a while!

 

speak up: KASS I FORGOT U WERE IN HERE

 

bardman: i like to lurk!

 

bugman: real

 

bardman: hello bugman!

 

bardman: we match!

 

bugman: huh we really do

 

speak up: man this chat kinda sucks at coming up w names

 

queenofnaps: we can’t change it now tho

 

queenofnaps: we have to have consistency

 

speak up: i would argue but i have no ideas for new names for anyone

 

gay fish man: KASS I MISSED YOU

 

bardman: i am right here!

 

dad: oh hello friends in my phone

 

dad: i forgot about this group

 

speak up: who DIDNT forget about this group lets be fr

 

ur so valid: i didnt

 

ur so valid: i’ve been waiting. lurking, some may say.

 

gay fish man: well then why didn’t you say anything???

 

ur so valid: i’m too anxious for that

 

papaya: real

 

mom: my children!

 

mom: whom i have missed dearly!!

 

bardman: mother!

 

ur mom haha: im so fr i definitely forgot about the millennials zelda befriended

 

queenofnaps: i really added them to this chat and just left them to fend for themselves for like a year huh

 

mom: that’s ok, i’m employed ❤️

 

ur mom haha: ouch!

 

dad: wait what’s ouch

 

queenofnaps: she’s being dramatic ignore her

 

ur mom haha: OUCH!

 

gay fish man: as riju would say

 

gay fish man: chat ive missed this!

 

fortnight vbucks: ough that was weird!

 

gay fish man: shush!

 

fortnight vbucks: what if i cried? hm?

 

gay fish man: i hope you know riju just private messaged me to tell me to tell you that i will kill you but i wont cause im nice

 

ur mom haha: bruh

 

ur mom haha: who the hell spells out pm??????

 

fortnight vbucks: thanks sidon i appreciate that :)

 

gay fish man: ur so welcome fam!

 

fortnight vbucks: riju stop telling him to say things

 

ur mom haha: damn it

 

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