kool kidz
Royal Disasters
12:13 PM
ur mom haha: im adding someone
ur mom haha added tulin
ur mom haha changed tulin’s name to u got games on ur phone
u got games on ur phone: WHY is it so long!
ur mom haha: i had to u give off the vibes
u got games on ur phone: LEAVE ME ALONE
pissbaby: the FUCK are you doing here
u got games on ur phone: TEBA???!?!?!?!?!!
ur mom haha: u two better get along or i swear
pissbaby: just know you’ve brought this misfortune upon YOURSELF ok
pissbaby changed u got games on ur phone’s name to fortnite vbucks
fortnite vbucks: i hate you!!!
pissbaby: sucks!!!!!!
ur mom haha: on second thought this is entertaining
adult supervision: hello who is this
fortnite vbucks: i am tulin!
ur mom haha: he’s teba’s younger brother
speak up: TULIN MY BOY
fortnite vbucks: WHO ARE YOU
speak up: … link!
fortnite vbucks: YOOOOOOOOOOOO
mothman: what the hell is fortnite
mothman: wait what the hell is a vbuck
speak up: old
adult supervision: i’m also confused
ur mom haha: OLD
pissbaby: revali how do you not know what fortnite is?????
pissbaby: i get the vbucks tho
mothman: i don’t watch tv
ur mom haha: LMFAOOOOOO
speak up: OLD
pissbaby: dude
pissbaby: it’s a video game
mothman: i don’t do that either
adult supervision: i see!
adult supervision: riju do you play this game?
ur mom haha: im not a loser?
fortnite vbucks: WE LITERALLY WERE PLAYING LAST NIGHT
fortnite vbucks: THATS WHY U ADDED MEEEEEEE
ur mom haha: WHATEVER
fortnite vbucks: AT LEAST IM NOT A TWITCH STrEAMER
ur mom haha: ur just mad that i have a fan base
speak up: the girls are fighting
mothman: im still confused but at least im entertained
ur mom haha: old people 🙄
ur mom haha: who wants in the cool kidz chat say i
fortnite vbucks: I
ur mom haha: ur there by default my homie
speak up: I
gay fish man: oh! being included in things!!!
gay fish man: I!
rocks are neat: can i also be included???
ur mom haha: SAY I
rocks are neat: I
ur mom haha: GOING ONCE
ur mom haha: GOING TWICE
ur mom haha: THE COOL KIDZ HAVE BEEN FORMED
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12:28 PM
ur mom haha has made a new chat!
ur mom haha added speak up, gay fish man, fortnite vbucks, and rocks are neat
ur mom haha named the group kool kidz
ur mom haha: WELCOM KOOL KIDZ
gay fish man: im so happy to be included :)
speak up: awe
ur mom haha: NO UR NOT ALLOWED TO BE CUTE HERE
fortnite vbucks: WAIT DID THEY FINALLY GET TOGETHER
speak up: … do people who aren’t even in the chat know about the gay pining
fortnite vbucks: p sure everyone in the goddess forsaken town knows about sidlink
gay fish man: aww babe!
gay fish man: we’re famous!
speak up: power couple fr!
rocks are neat: oh to be not single
ur mom haha: idk man dating is for losers :/
speak up: YOU LITERALLY ARE LIKE 80% OF THE REASON I ASKED SIDON OUT?
ur mom haha: get with the times old man
ur mom haha: sentiments change
rocks are neat: link i don’t think ur a loser!
speak up: thanks yunobo ily
fortnite vbucks: ANYWAYS NOW THST WE ARE ALL GATHERED HERE
fortnite vbucks: it is time for me to unveil my plot to overthrow the government
rocks are neat: sorry i don’t think i can make it
fortnite vbucks: i didn’t even tell u when it takes place?
rocks are neat: yeah but revolution makes me nervous
rocks are neat: like my spirit is willing but my flesh has anxiety :/
speak up: am i a bad person for giggling at that
rocks are neat: no humor is how i cope!
ur mom haha: yunobo u should talk more ur funny!
rocks are neat: UH
rocks are neat: THANK YOU BUT ILL CRY IF U COMPLIMENT ME MORE
fortnite vbucks: it’s ok yunobo my revolution timeline gives you plenty of time to go to therapy so u can join in
ur mom haha: we love an inclusive revolt
gay fish man: wait why are we overthrowing the government
fortnite vbucks: bc on a class trip to the capitol building in third grade i fell and hurt my little fingy:(
speak up: sounds solid im in
gay fish man: works for me!
ur mom haha: tulin we’re building an army!!
rocks are neat: this is more like a support group for sad gay people
fortnite vbucks: … yeah
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Royal Disasters
12:43 PM
queenofnaps: WAIT I WANNA BE A KOOL KID
ur mom haha: hmmm
ur mom haha: the kool kidz will debate your join request in private
ur mom haha: thank you for your interest
queenofnaps: MOST OF U WOULDNT BE FRIENDS WITHOUT ME
queenofnaps: also link is my bestie r u rlly gonna keep me from my bestie?????????
ur mom haha: …
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kool kidz
12:45 PM
ur mom haha added queenofnaps
ur mom haha: ur join request has been approved
queenofnaps: 😎
ur mom haha: never do that again!
queenofnaps: 😔