Royal Disasters

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queenofnaps: wellqueenofnaps: i needed the lecture notes but also i’ve had an idea for this group chat for a whilequeenofnaps: so i decided to kill two birds with one stoneur so valid: wait don’t kill birdsteba: it’s a figure of speechteba: duhspeak up changed teba’s screen name to pissbaby
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i had a revelation at 2am and wrote this messzelda: queenofnapslink: speak upmipha: ur so validdaruk: gentle giantrevali: mothmanurbosa: adult supervisionsidon: gay fish manyunobo: rocks are neatteba: (first its just teba) pissbabyriju: ur mom haha
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Royal Disasters

 

10:30 AM

 

queenofnaps sent an attachment!

 

queenofnaps: YALL LIKE MY HAIRCUT???

 

speak up: aren’t u british

 

ur mom haha: why did u say y’all i thought u were british

 

queenofnaps: leave me ALONE

 

ur so valid: awww babe it looks really good!

 

queenofnaps: THANK YOU LOVE OF MY LIFE

 

queenofnaps: the only nice person here

 

bardman: i would consider myself to be nice!

 

speak up: yeah don’t disrespect my mans like that

 

gay fish man: i thought

 

gay fish man: i

 

gay fish man: was your mans

 

gay fish man: 😔

 

speak up: UR MY NUMBER KNE MAN SIDON ILY

 

gay fish man: 😁

 

mothman: homosexuals

 

queenofnaps: ur literally the most flamboyant person here

 

mothman: wdym

 

queenofnaps: i don’t have the energy to explain this to you

 

mothman: ?????

 

speak up: ANYWAYS i liek the haircut zelda

 

speak up: gives you mean lesbian vibes

 

queenofnaps: u liek it

 

speak up: SHUT UP I TYPE TOO FAST

 

gay fish man: it is a wonderful haircut!

 

queenofnaps: thank you for giving me a normal compliment

 

speak up: i thought you wanted to be a mean lesbian

 

queenofnaps: i thought you wanted some bitches?????

 

ur mom haha: OHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

adult supervision: oh shit!!!!!!!!

 

mothman: HAHAHA

 

speak up: never talk to me again!

 

ur mom haha: accept it link, zelda has out burned you

 

speak up: SHUT UP 12 YR OLD

 

ur mom haha: IM LITERALLY NOT

 

speak up: sounds like something a 12 yr old would say

 

queenofnaps: sounds likes something someone’s who’s BITCHLESS would say

 

speak up: LEAVE. ME. ALONE

 

ur mom haha: maybe get some bitches and maybe we will!!!

 

speak up: FINE

 

speak up: @gay fish man

 

speak up: @gay fish man

 

gay fish man: yes!

 

speak up: be my bf

 

gay fish man: WHAT

 

gay fish man: WAIT FR?????

 

speak up: yes fr

 

gay fish man: YES OK

 

speak up: now i am not bitchless

 

ur so valid: don’t call ur bf a bitch???

 

gay fish man: MIPHA I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN DREAMING OF THIS MOMENT

 

queenofnaps: you wanted to be called a bitch

 

gay fish man: IDC I HAVE A BF NOW

 

speak up: oh let me go tell twilight about this

 

queenofnaps: wait did that actually just happen

 

speak up: y es i’m taking him on a date tonight

 

ur mom haha: why r u taking ur cousin on a date

 

speak up: IM TAKING SIDON ON A DATE U WEIRDO

 

gay fish man: :D

 

ur so valid: anyways i’m gonna go check to see if sidon is functioning

 

gay fish man: IM NOT

 

mothman: is the pining finally over

 

queenofnaps: i feel like it’s just gonna get worse

 

speak up: just for that im gonna be the cheesiest mfer on instagram

 

pissbaby: oh no what’d i miss

 

queenofnaps: sidlink is official now

 

pissbaby: oh thank god is the pining over

 

gay fish man: IT NEVER WILL BE

 

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