Royal Disasters

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Royal Disasters
Summary
queenofnaps: wellqueenofnaps: i needed the lecture notes but also i’ve had an idea for this group chat for a whilequeenofnaps: so i decided to kill two birds with one stoneur so valid: wait don’t kill birdsteba: it’s a figure of speechteba: duhspeak up changed teba’s screen name to pissbaby
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i had a revelation at 2am and wrote this messzelda: queenofnapslink: speak upmipha: ur so validdaruk: gentle giantrevali: mothmanurbosa: adult supervisionsidon: gay fish manyunobo: rocks are neatteba: (first its just teba) pissbabyriju: ur mom haha
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enter kass

speak up: physical therapy is a bitch and i hate existing

 

queenofnaps: shut the fuck up and do ur exercises

 

speak up: no

 

speak up: this is homophobia

 

gay fish man: not every minor inconvenience to u is homophobic

 

speak up: it is if i say it is

 

ur mom haha: can’t argue with that logic

 

mothman: i’m adding a friend none of you get a say in it

 

speak up: uh oh

 

mothman added bardman

 

bardman: why am i here!

 

queenofnaps: no offense but who are you

 

bardman: i am kass!

 

speak up: oh the guy who sings good or some shit?

 

bardman: yes!

 

ur mom haha: very cool nice to meet you

 

pissbaby: why the fuck is he here

 

bardman: teba! you wound me!

 

pissbaby: WHY DI YOU TALK LIKE THAT

 

speak up: i think it’s neat

 

speak up: adds charm

 

pissbaby: of course you do

 

gay fish man: ah! it is a pleasure to meet you!

 

bardman: the pleasure is all mine, friend!

 

mothman: this might have been a mistake

 

pissbaby: REALLY????

 

gay fish man: i see this as an absolute win

 

speak up: that’s nice dear

 

gay fish man: :)

 

pissbaby: y’all are so fucking gay and i hate it

 

speak up: stfu u salty ass biTCH

 

pissbaby: you literally just called him dear that’s disgusting

 

gay fish man: on the contrary, i see this as an absolute win

 

ur so valid: we know

 

queenofnaps: dear hylia i am on the verge of mental collapse

 

ur so valid: it’s ok just let it happen

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