Royal Disasters

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Royal Disasters
Summary
queenofnaps: wellqueenofnaps: i needed the lecture notes but also i’ve had an idea for this group chat for a whilequeenofnaps: so i decided to kill two birds with one stoneur so valid: wait don’t kill birdsteba: it’s a figure of speechteba: duhspeak up changed teba’s screen name to pissbaby
Note
i had a revelation at 2am and wrote this messzelda: queenofnapslink: speak upmipha: ur so validdaruk: gentle giantrevali: mothmanurbosa: adult supervisionsidon: gay fish manyunobo: rocks are neatteba: (first its just teba) pissbabyriju: ur mom haha
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go to bed link

4:24 AM

 

speak up: what the fuck is worcestheire sauce

 

speak up: worcestire

 

speak up: fuck

 

8:37 AM

 

papaya: hey so what the fuck was that

 

queenofnaps: link jfc go to bed earlier i swear

 

speak up: bold of you to assume i sleep

 

queenofnaps: GO TO BED YOU NEED SLEEP TO SURVIVE

 

speak up: i’m fUCKING IMMORTAL

 

queenofnaps: oh my god. i’m losing it!

 

mothman: this chat has been dry as fuck for literal months and worcestersire sauce is what revived it

 

speak up: my power

 

mothman: shut up and go to bed

 

gay fish man: jesus christ when was the last time you slept link??

 

speak up: i don’t keep track

 

papaya: on GOD. is that even healthy?????

 

speak up: probably not but does it look like i care

 

ur so valid: please go to bed link i’m scared for ur health

 

speak up: i will consider it

 

queenofnaps: oh so you’ll listen to my giRLFRIEND

 

speak up: yeah actually

 

queenofnaps: i’m ascending. hylia please take me home i can’t take this anymore

 

pissbaby: shut up i’m trying to meditate

 

speak up: why the fuck are you meditating

 

speak up: what the fuck?

 

pissbaby: my therapist suggested it

 

queenofnaps: you go to therapy?

 

pissbaby: yea what about it

 

speak up: proud of u for getting help bb :)

 

pissbaby: shut the fuck up go to bed

 

speak up: fucking damn it

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