Immortality
speak up: RIJU.
speak up: I WAS READING THE CHAT FROM THE NIGHT OF THE CRASH.
speak up: I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY U WERE TALKING ABOUT THE OUTFIT
ur mom haha: wouldn’t u like to know
speak up: YEAH THATS WHY I ASKED
gay fish man: lol we were telling embarrassing stories
speak up: i can see that
speak up: BUT EHY WOULD U TELL THEM ABOUT THE OUTFIT
ur mom haha: bc u were dressed like a woman
ur mom haha: in traditional gerudo clothes
ur mom haha: it was kinda funny
gay fish man: and not to mention u did all that for some free food
speak up: it was fucking worth it that food was good as hell
gay fish man: i’m surprised u haven’t been kidnapped bc someone promised you food and lured u into a van
speak up: bold of u to assume i haven’t
gay fish man: ,,,,,,
gay fish man: zelda please tell me he’s lying
queenofnaps: i honestly don’t know but it wouldn’t surprise me
ur so valid: link do you have any sense of self preservation
speak up: absolutely not next question
gay fish man: how are you not dead
speak up: zelda always says it’s the will of the goddess or some shit
speak up: personally i think it’s because i’m immortal
queenofnaps: for the last damn time ur not immortal
speak up: hey u can’t prove that until i die
ur mom haha: he kinda has a point
queenofnaps: no he doesn’t?
ur mom haha: k then kill him and prove that ur right
queenofnaps: sometimes. i really want to fucking scream
adult supervision: i could feel an argument what happening
gay fish man: link thinks he’s immortal and has convinced riju that he is
gay fish man: and zelda is losing her mind
adult supervision: usually i would be interested to see where this goes but because link and zelda are still injured i’m going to diffuse the situation
queenofnaps: urbosa please tell him he’s not immortal
speak up: urbosa pls tell zelda she can’t definitively prove that unless she kills me
adult supervision: i am not taking sides i’m here to tell u to shut the fuck up
ur so valid: a voice of reason
queenofnaps: we’re not done talking about this link
adult supervision: yes you are or i will text your father
queenofnaps: fucking damn it
speak up: zel wanna play animal crossing
queenofnaps: YES i forgive u