Link the Old People Whisperer
papaya: i’m losing my mind
ur so valid: what’s wrong?
papaya: link is over at my house to study for or history class
papaya: and now him and my grandma are in a very in-depth conversation about,,,
papaya: i don’t even know what it’s about it doesn’t make sense to me
queenofnaps: his ability to get along with the elderly continues to fascinate me
ur so valid: literally he gets along with my dad so well?
queenofnaps: AND MINE???
mothman: i’m so glad i’m not the only one that’s noticed this
mothman: sometimes he talks to my old ass neighbor
mothman: sometimes he just goes over to hang out with him, not even to see me, his friend who is the same age?
pissbaby: r u talking about kaneli
mothman: YES
pissbaby: that old man can’t make a coherent sentence and yet link sits with him for hours somehow
gay fish man: some of the elderly people on my dads staff ask me if link can come over more often so they can talk to him after meetings
gay fish man: it’s fuvking weird
rocks r neat: now that you mention it, he talks to grandpa bludo whenever he’s over
rocks r neat: they get along swimmingly
sapphic protector: yeah now that you mention it they do hang out a lot
queenofnaps: link what the hell
speak up: what
speak up: oh!
speak up: they’re fun to talk to? as long as they don’t make racist or homophobic or ableist comments i like talking to them
queenofnaps: r u an old people whisperer
papaya: that’s the only logical conclusion
papaya: grandma is barely that animated when talking to me
papaya: i’m kinda jealous how do you do it
speak up: i talk about old timey things like newspapers
ur so valid: it’s just a talent that he has
gay fish man: one of the many
ur so valid: we get it
gay fish man: not this again
speak up: what do we get?
ur so valid: i can’t believe i ever had a crush on you you’re so dense
speak up: HEY
queenofnaps: she’s right
speak up:,,,,, that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt
gay fish man: be nice to him he’s trying his best
ur so valid: unlike you
gay fish man: shut the hell your mouth