Ope we in the hospital now
7:16 PM
ur mom haha: and then link shows up in a crop top, baggy shorts and a veil
ur mom haha: and urbosa is losing her mind
papaya: WHAHHFHV
gay fish man: link was wearing WHAT
pissbaby: oh my god screenshoting that for blackmail
rocks r neat: uh guys
rocks r neat: i think something’s wrong
pissbaby: uh oh
pissbaby: what’s up?
rocks r neat: i’m not sure, grandpa hasn’t told me any details but he got a call from the hospital
papaya: ?
gay fish man: dad got a call too
gay fish man: oh god he’s crying
7:24 PM
ur mom haha: oh my god
ur mom haha: urbosa, mipha, revali, daruk, zelda, and link were in a car crash
pissbaby: WHAT
papaya: oh?
ur mom haha: oh my god
ur mom haha: the hospital called
ur mom haha: i live too far away i can’t walk there and i’m unemployed so i can’t call a cab
ur mom haha: oh my god what is going on
pissbaby: hold on riju i’m on my way
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1:48 AM
adult supervision: teba
adult supervision: thank you for bringing riju here
pissbaby: i wasn’t just gonna let her panic at home
mothman: it was still a sweet gesture
papaya: how is everyone holding up?
adult supervision: revali and i are the only ones up rn
adult supervision: as far as i know, daruk has a concussion and a few bruised ribs
adult supervision: mipha has a broken arm and shin
adult supervision: they won’t tell me much about link and zelda, but i’m pretty sure it’s bad
mothman: from what i’ve heard, neither of them have woken up since getting here and they’re both in intensive care
pissbaby: jesus
papaya: do they know who hit you?
adult supervision: it was a hit and run
adult supervision: there weren’t any cameras on that stretch of road
mothman: what a fucking loser
mothman: smh now i can’t even find the person and fight em
pissbaby: well i’m just glad you’re all ok
adult supervision: awwww you care about us
pissbaby: well yeah a little i guess
adult supervision: :) ur soft
pissbaby: IM ALLOWED TO BE CINCERNED TWO OF U ARE LIKE DYING
adult supervision: i’m just teasing! relax
pissbaby: u know u two should go to bed
pissbaby: i’ll bring coffee in the morning
adult supervision: soft
pissbaby: SHUT
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10:37 AM
queenofnaps sent a photo
queenofnaps: i lived bitch
adult supervision: OH THANK GOD
ur so valid: oh my god you punk ass bitch
queenofnaps: i love you too
ur so valid: DO NOT SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN
queenofnaps: i had broken ribs and they had to do surgery to fix it
queenofnaps: i think i have metal in my chest now which makes me officially a cyborg
ur so valid: jesus christ
queenofnaps: link still hasn’t woken up, but he’s stable
queenofnaps: we’re still in the ICU but we’re gonna be getting moved to our own room this afternoon so y’all can visit then
queenofnaps: hopefully links awake by then
gay fish man: can i ask what happened to him?
queenofnaps: the nurse said he punctured a lung and had metal embedded in his side, he’s on some powerful anesthesia so that’s mainly why he’s still asleep
papaya: is he gonna be ok?
queenofnaps: yeah, but he has a long recovery ahead of him
papaya: granny and i will bring you and him some food this afternoon
papaya: she’s worried sick about you two
queenofnaps: that would be lovely
ur so valid: can i say i’m ur wife and go see u rn
queenofnaps: i don’t think so
queenofnaps: they’re about to move us tho i’ll let u know so u and sidon can come visit
ur so valid: :)
pissbaby: i’m glad you’re not dead
queenofnaps: yeah me too
queenofnaps: i still have physics homework that’s due monday
adult supervision: absolutely not??
adult supervision: just email ur prof if he doesn’t understand that u were in a car accident i’ll run him over myself
queenofnaps: i expect no less of u
adult supervision: i’d be offended if u did
bugman: jesus christ i turn off notifications for one day and my best client is in a god damn coma
queenofnaps: HES NOT IN A COMA
bugman: he better not be mothefucker owes me $12 in baked goods