The Good News
speak up: wait for it
gay fish man: wait for what?
gentle giant: what does that mean
queenofnaps: GUESS WHO HAS A GIRLFRIEND
papaya: GASP
adult supervision: WHAT,
ur mom haha: no way
gay fish man: OH MY GOD WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO
ur so valid: me!
papaya: GASP x2
ur mom haha: NO WAY
adult supervision: GLORIOUS!
speak up: see zel i told u u could do it
rocks r neat: thATS AMAZING IM SO HAPPY FOR U TWO
queenofnaps: THANK YOU!!!!
ur so valid: thank you!
mothman: cool
queenofnaps: thanks revali
mothman: yeah
pissbaby: congrats
papaya: THISISSOGREAT
papaya: wlw make my heart soar
gentle giant: AHAHAHA MY WONDERFUL WLW FRIENDS
gentle giant has changed their name to sapphic protector
sapphic protector: THIS IS WONDROUS NEWS
queenofnaps: thank you daruk!
ur so valid: i knew daruk would be a lesbian protector
ur so valid: or i suppose a wlw protector, he doesn’t discriminate
bugman: that’s great news, may i interest you in a celebratory cake or horned beetle?
queenofnaps: uhhh i’ll take a fruitcake
queenofnaps: hard pass on the beetle
bugman: anything for the newly taken woman ;)
ur so valid: that is ver y sweet of you beedle
bugman: would you like cake as well mipha?
ur so valid: i’m good i’ll just have some of zels
gay fish man: I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT
ur so valid: oh god
gay fish man: this is great i’m so happy that my gay senses are still operational
ur so valid: ur not happy that i’ve found happiness
queenofnaps: aWWWWSSHF
gay fish man: that is part of my happiness, dear sister
speak up: i’m so proud of u two gays rn
speak up: they learn so quickly
queenofnaps: stfu link u still haven’t addressed ur feelings
speak up: OFF TOPIC
queenofnaps: WHEN WILL IT BE ON TOPIC
speak up: the day i will address that is the day that the goddess herself descends from the heavens and says i need too
queenofnaps: i’ll see what i can arrange
speak up: shut up! you fucking cryptid!